Warning: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY POKING FUN AT RELIGION, LEAVE NOW. GET OUT. AND IF YOU DON'T, THEN DON'T YOU DARE FLAME. I WILL EAT YOU. :(

A/N: Guess what guys…This is my last drabble for this series… This is my 26th drabble… All the rest are Katie's. -frownie face- I really liked these too…But, you know what? It's okay. Because we're going to have another drabble series out soon. -Scarlet

Drabble the Forty-second: Yukimura

Yukimura stared at the pregnancy test, completely dumbfounded. It absolutely, positively had to be a false positive. He'd never even had sex before. Why had Fuji and Mukahi suggested this?

But after the sixth test, all of which had been different brands, came up positive he felt he completely deserved the triple fudge ice cream and pickles Fuji and Gakuto brought him.

"You should probably still go to a clinic, just to make sure." Fuji fast-forwarded through the commercials on the K-drama he and Gakuto had rented on the way to Yukimura's.

"Ya' know, we've all been wrong all this time," Gakuto started.

"What?" the tensai and buchou chorused.

"Seiichi's not the child of God. He's Mary!"