A/N: I wrote this five minutes ago OTL I'm so goddamn lazy about these things, I'm sorry. I'll try to keep up more with the Parent Teacher Conferences series.
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Drabble the fortny-ninth: Inui/Eiji
"OISHI!" Eiji pounded on his ex-partner's door. "Oiiiiishiiiiiii! You have to help me! OPEN UP OPEN UP OPEN UP OPEN UP OPEN-"
The door finally opened. Oishi blinked tiredly at him. "Eiji," he said patiently, "what are you doing here? It's eleven o'clock at night!"
"Nya, I'm sorry, Oishi, did I wake you up?" Eiji scratched the back of his head guiltily. "I'm really sorry! I - I just - Inui's trying to get me to drink this icky icky juice 'cause he says it's going to be good for the baby, and I told him it's not exactly good for the baby if I'm dead, nya, but he wouldn't listen, so - so I came here. I wanted somewhere to hide."
"Eiji, this is the first place he'll look."
"...Shoot." Eiji pouted and rubbed his small baby bump thoughtfully. "Well, ne, if he shows up just tell him I'm not here! I'll hide in the kitchen, nya, do you have any mochi? I've been craving it like crazy!"
"Eiji, I think you should go home. You can't spend the next five months hiding from your husband. It's not like he'll force it down your throat."
"Nya, that's what you think, Oishi, Inui does weird stuff to me in my sleep all the time."
