A/N: Ahaha Niou is so fun. He and Sanada are like the only good parts of Rikkai.
Disclaimer: Konomi's.
Drabble the fiftieth: Jiroh/Marui
Niou couldn't help it. He burst out laughing.
"Shut up!" Marui snapped, tossing a tennis ball at his teammate's head. "It's not funny!"
"It's so funny," Niou argued, still sniggering. "I mean, come on. You got knocked up by Atobe's bitch. Isn't there anyone you top?"
"…Akaya," Marui pointed out, "and I was drunk. And don't call him Atobe's bitch."
"Aw, someone's protective of their baby-daddy."
"I was drunk," Marui repeated. "And no, I'm not protective of that stupid hyperactive brat, it's just kind of humiliating that I actually let him top me."
Niou looked at him for a minute. "You love him."
"I do not!" Marui yelled, flushing.
