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The Facts Of Life ( The Remix) Episode 6. Feel Like somebodies wacthin' Us !

Every muscle in Jo Polniazcek's body ached. She had spent the whole week plus the weekend. Fixing up the old garage so she would have living quarters. She swore if she ever saw another tin of paint or mixable plaster it would be entirely too soon. However that being said she'd do it all over again to be with Blair. Just not so quickly she actually missed the crowded room of girls. They seemed a little lost without the cocky Bronx native themselves.

Blair wasn't taking to well to the adjustment herself either. She missed hearing Jo snore and having to practically commit assault and battery to get her to roll over on her right side. She also missed that evil grin she'd get when they'd sneak a kiss while no one was looking and total chaos had broken out over nothing.

Misses Garrett on the other hand was on full alert. That meant no sweet talking within her dog like hearing range, no kissing and no cuddling unless she was gone and no one noticed or bothered to take notice.

Tootie and Natalie thought it was cute and whenever the two school spies saw Jo and Blair kissing or holding hands or Jo carrying Blair's shopping bags for her. They would grin and go "Awww. " Just to annoy Jo.

Now Jo was laying in her garage with the radio cranked up and reading the latest copy of motorcycle digest.

Blair was in the house cooking..or atleast her version of cooking. She was attempting to make grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches.

Jo heard a small beeping in the distance when she looked the garage window. She saw smoke coming from the cafeteria area of the house which was situated right near the garage. Jo's eyes went wide she made a mad dash into the cafeteria grabbed a fire extinguisher. Into the kitchen she came seeing the source of the fire Blair Warner and cooking never did mix. She promptly hosed down the burning skillet with C02 threw down the fire extinguisher and hugged Blair tightly.

" Look princess it's ok with me that ya' bat your eyelashes at every Tom, Dick and Harry around here, It's okay with me that you try to take me shopping and pick out my wardrobe. But do not , unda' any circumstances cook without supervision. " Jo warned eyeing the smoke filled kitchen and Blair who was now choking. Misses Garrett was gone to the store. It was several hours before lunch service would begin. Jo opened the kitchen windows and emergency exit door. Then she hauled her princess out to the garage.

Blair sat in the garage in a desk chair. Jo sat on her bed which was a roll away cot. Jo handed her the glass bottle of coke she had been sipping from. Blair took it graciously and had a long drink of the carbonated liquid.

" Ya' okay Blair ?" Jo asked with concern lining her tone.

" Yeah, I think so just got a little too much smoke in me. Thank you for saving me. "

" If you don't my askin' what in hell were ya' doing near the kitchen let alone in it by yourself ?" Jo enquired.

Blair smiled a million dollar smile. " I was cooking for you, or atleast I was trying to cook for you. "

Jo beamed proudly her well-to-do girlfriend was truly coming into her own. She was even attempting to cook. " Well next time start out small like lunch meat and then work ya' way up to using to stove. "

" Thanks for the warning, but I'm a Warner we don't start out small, we always do everything big !" Blair shined fluffing her hair. Which was futile considering she happened to stink of smoke. Also having singe marks from the high flames on her cheeks. Jo burst out laughing she had to lay back on her bed she was laughing so hard.

" What may I ask is so funny ?" Blair asked placing her hands on her hips and standing abruptly.

" Nothin' it's just..well I hate ta' break it to ya' princess. But this is one area of expertise I'd leave to tha' pros. " Jo said in between breaths of laughter. " Warners might be alotta things but cooks ain't one. "

" Well, I never. " Blair stated harshly. When Jo wasn't looking she could hardly maintain her seriousness. It was true Warners weren't cooks they were the emploryers of cooks. She hopped on top of her dark haired counterpart and started tickling her. Jo was laughing so hard she had tears streaming down her face. " I'll teach you a thing or two about Warners when theres something we want to excell in we excell in it. Then we buy out the other guys and set up shop !" Blair stated while still tickling Jo's firm stomach.

" Alright thats it blondie !" Jo retorted finding enough strength to ignore the nimble fingers that teased her stomach so. Rolling the heiress over on her back so that Jo was now on top of her. She began tickling the heck out of her girlfriend. " You might think you've won but wait'll ya' first cookin' class, I'll be shocked if they can teach ya' not to burn toast. "

" I'll show you , you upright walking neaderthal !" Blair shot back. As much as it seemed like two teenage girls just playing around on the outside. The both of them needed this teasing and time together. But they has stopped tickling each other unmercifully. Now they were staring at one another heat in their eyes. Skin on fire. Hearts racing Jo leant down and kissed Blair haughtily. After a few seconds of heated liplocking their kiss simmered down. Keeping the heat but slowing to a gentle rediscovery.

Jo didn't look soft but she was deep down she was very sensitive. Blair mused as the darker haired gilr ran a string of kisses down the blondes neck.

However their joyful union was soon dissrupted. By an abrupt swing of the wooden door to Jo's 'apartment' followed by a small parade of the teen girls peers. All of them observantly staring at the couple who'd been caught in a rather compromising situation. The students watched on with pencils and notebooks at the ready. A few seconds later Tootie and Natalie were an addition to the on lookers.

The annoyed couple quickly parted sitting upright on Jo's cot. Tootie and Natalie took the frontlines as though they were the leaders of the would be tourist group.

Before two leaders could speak, Jo stood up and put a firm hand on each girl's shoulder. Smiling catiously Natalie and Tootie looked guilty as the cats that split the canary.

" Well, well, well if it's not my two ex-friends. Nat and Tootie. " Jo stated in a tone full of tension. " May I ask why the hell it looks like the rebellion just stormed my dorm ! ?"

" Uh, well their observing you an-and Blair and your relationship. " Tootie replied sounding a bit frightened.

" Why, is it that they even know about mine and Blair's 'relationship' ? " Jo reiterated her question.

" Well, you see it's very funny, actually.." Natalie trailed trying to laugh. It wasn't working she gave in. " It's gay and lesbian awareness week in our human studies class last friday. Well we didn't know anyone else to observe and we have an eight page paper due next tuesday. We have to study the behaviors between straight people and gay people and write whether we think they are the same or different in any way. "

Jo looked like she was about to pound something in. Blair panicked standing up quickly reaching out to Jo. " Now Jo honey it can't be all that bad. I mean think of it as flattering they all came to study us and not...Oh, screw it I'm gonna kill the little one you take on reporter girl !" The heiress exclaimed grabbing Tootie by the shirt collar. The small girls eyes went wide with fear.

" Easy Blair when rumors stopped gettin' spread through the school they'd begin to miss Tootie. But her on the otha' hand. " It was Jo's turn to grab Nat's shirt collar.

" Hold it !" A voice boomed. A wise adult voice all the girls knew too well. Edna walked over to Jo and pryed her hands off Natalie's shirt collar. " Now before there any pummeling of any kind, I want an explanation. Perhaps we can work this out somehow. Now what may I ask is so drastic an issue you felt the need to threaten Natalie and Tootie in this manner ?"

" Those two timin' little rats sold me and Blair down tha' riva' and didn't even charge an admission fee. " Jo explained in her own slang.

Edna looked puzzled. Then she looked at Blair.

" What my dear Jo is trying to communicate to you misses Garrett. Is that Natalie and Tootie have a human studies report due next week and the topic is gay/lesbian versus straight relationships. How they differ and how they are similar. Natalie and Tootie decided since we were the only 'gay' couple on campus they were aware of. To tell their entire class and follow Jo and I around from dawn 'til dusk. Studying our every move. Now Jo and I feel the only ladylike, polite gesture would be to bust some skulls. " Blair explaned in a calm tone before reaching over Edna's shoulder and grabbing at Tootie again.

" Whoa, Hold on. Everyone who doesn't live in this dormatory or in this garage clear out !" Edna ordered. She watched an entire class of girls file out of the small garage. Some complaining, some laughing.

The older woman took a deep breath and gathered herself. " So basically they 'outted' you and Jo and now you want revenge. "

Jo grinned placing an arm around the redheaded dietician. " See, thats why I like you miss G you're always to the point. "

" Well, " Edna eyeballed the two younger girls. " What do you two have to say for yourselves ? I'd be inclined to let these two do whatever they wanted to you girls. If I wanted to clean up the bloodspatter and teeth that would follow the order to kill. " Edna stated her voice dripping in fact and sarcasm.

Natalie and Tootie both hung their heads in shame. " We're sorry. " The two girls said in unison heading out of the garage.

" Wait, " Misses Garrett chimed. " I have a punishment for you both. You're not allowed to speak to Blair or Jo in school, at the cafeteria or at home. Then you will get a taste of what it's like not to have their friendship. See how if feels girls. Because I honestly don't know any other way to teach you two the depth and ripple effect of your little side show. "

To be continued.