26th of October, 7.01, Great Hall, Breakfast, At the End of the Gryffindor Table

Ahahaha. I was in such a panic last night...

7.02

Oh look! The Prophet has arrived!

7.07

Funnies were absolutely hilarious. The Minister was doing backflips in one! ... Crossword time!

7.09

What in Merlin's trousers is wrong with this crossword?

7.10

One Across doesn't fit!

7.11

... Oh Merlin.

7.12

I can't spell...

7.13

Actually, I can. I just have Sirius on my mind.

7.14

Shut up, Brain!

7.15

... Why does his name have to sound like an actual word?!

7.16

"Seriously" and "Siriusly" are two completely different spellings.

7.17

Oh no, I'm not having a nervous breakdown!

7.18

Hahaha. All is bright and cheery and such.

7.19

I'm not fooling anyone!!!

7.22

Call me paranoid, but why does everyone keep looking at me?

7.24

I bet they know... Oh dear Merlin, they know I snogged him!

7.26

Actually, on the contrary, he snogged me.

7.27

But I snogged back!

7.28

Oh, woe is me, woe is me!

7.33

Ah! They've entered the Great Hall! Why are they up so early?

7.34

The Marauders are laughing about something... I bet they're laughing about me! Oh no! He told them! The whole school is going to know!

7.36

Well, at least I know the rumours are true...

7.37

I thought I told you to shut up, Brain!

7.39, Under the Table

... They can't find me here. I'm completely invisible now. So, now that I'm hidden from Marauder view, shall I tell you of last night's events after the unintentional snogfest?

7.40

I siriusly did not just give that whole incident a code name.

7.41

IT'S SPELLED 'SERIOUSLY!!'

7.43

Alright, now that I've scolded myself, I'll get on with it. So, the Gang came up in quite a fuss, demanding I tell them why I sprinted through the Common Room and why Sirius was so avid and determined in his pursuit of me. I told them. Actually, I didn't. They stole you and read what I wrote. And, oh my, Hell broke loose. I mean, it's not as though I wanted him to snog me. Really, I didn't. I wanted to escape! You were there! Defend me, you mute, lifeless journal!

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Anyway, Lily had a heart attack, Anne started pirouetting, and Bridget demanded to know what I thought of his, and I quote, "incredibly luscious and kissable lips." You're not going to believe what happened after all this, though. Lily turned to Bridge and Anne, demanding that they pay up.

7.48

My best mates had a bet going!!!

7.49

Some friends, right?

7.53

You know what, journal? At least we have each other, you and I.

7.54

That's really sad. Well, I'm going to make a quick escape now.

8.17, Gryffindor Common Room

I'm currently lounging and watching a stirring scene of third years awaking with hangovers after discovering firewhiskey. The firewhiskey was no doubt supplied by none other than the Marauders.

8.19

I wouldn't trust any of them to be fathers.

8.21

Nope, nope, nope.

8.27

So, I hear you've kissed Siri?

Potter, why did you steal my journal from me?

Because.

... That's mature. Sticking out our tongues is going to solve everything.

Remember when McGonagall asked you why you were transforming Bridget into a frog? And then you stuck your tongue out at her?

... Yeah. So?

Exactly. Moving on- do you fancy Padfoot?

No, I don't.

Good, because that would put your Honourary Marauder title in jeopardy.

But it's alright for him to just snog me?

Yup.

What?!

Just kidding. He said you were good, though.

... Eh?

Not gonna lie, Lizzie, but Sirius really likes you.

But I don't like him.

Mmhmm. Keep telling yourself that, my dear.

Don't call me "dear," you git!

8.33

Honestly, who just comes up behind an innocent girl and journal-naps her journal?

8.34

I'll tell you who: James Pratter. I mean, Potter.

1st of November, 11.05, Girls' Dormitory

Merlin was last night fun! Perhaps Americans aren't so barmy after all?

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Although I have yet to meet a sane one.

11.07

Or even meet an American for that matter...

11.09

Right! Back to last night: I yelled "Fetchez la vache" a lot. Especially at shopkeepers. I don't think they appreciated it much.

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And I got a lot of candy. As in: I will never eat candy again after last night.

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Unless it's chocolate, of course.

11.13

Yeah, that's really all I remember. Lily said I had some candy James gave me and that's when I started acting "loopy." I don't remember taking anything from James, but, hey. Who knows, right?

11.14

Oh, I do remember avoiding Sirius at all cost. This was rather difficult seeing as he felt the need to stalk me.

11.15

Oh, he went as Leonidas. (Not my owl.)

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Meaning he was toga-ing it up.

11.19

Oh Merlin. That boy.

11.22

I've decided that abstinence is the key here.

11.23

I shall enter a muggle convent after I graduate from Hogwarts. That will solve all my problems!

11.26

... Except not.

3.46, Common Room

My mum has sent me nine letters in the past week. Le sigh.

3.48

Dad should really just lock her up in the basement and not let her anywhere near parchment, ink, or an owl.

3.50

Actually, he should chain her to the wall in the basement and then, on the desk opposite the wall she's chained to, have parchment, ink, and the bloody owl.

3.52

Mwahahahahaha!!!!

3.53

I'm feeling particularly evil right now.

3.54

Can't you tell by my evil smirk?

3.55

(Pretend you can see my evilness, journal. Humour me.)

6.28, Great Hall, Supper-ing

Bridget and I came up with a new word: "supper-ing." We're so clever.

6.29

At least we are when she isn't bothering me about Black.

6.34

And no, I haven't spoken with him since the incident a week ago.

6.38

I don't see why I should have to.

6.39

He's a prat, anyway.

6.41

Besides, isn't it his own fault for being incapable of resisting my hotness?

6.42

Indeed it is!

6.49, On Moving Staircase, Avec the Gang

Her Royal Hotness is on the moving staircase!

6.50

Whilst the Marauders are stuck at the landing, being tortured by Peeves.

6.51

Bwahahahaha!!!

6.57, Back in the Common Room

Really, I think I've discovered the Stroke of Evil within my soul.

6.58

Fear me!!!

7.01, Girls' Dormitory

... Alright, so, maybe I'm not so evil.

7.02

Why, you ask? Because evil people don't squeak when their snog-ee approaches them.

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Alright, update number two for this week! I bet you all are very impressed (or at least you should be). Anyway, as always, J.K. Rowling owns the Harry Potter universe. Plot and unrecognizable characters are mine. "Fetchez la vache" is courtesy of Monty Python. Guess what, dear readers- today, we got snow! ... Weird having snow right before Thanksgiving. Speaking of, to my American readers, happy Thanksgiving and be sure to stuff yourselves with lots of food. And for those of you who aren't American, well, you go ahead and eat a lot of food too, alright? So, the challenge still goes, but, for Merlin's bloody sake, don't hold off reviewing so you can be the 100th reviewer. You can always review multiple times. Just review for the sake of reviewing! Thanks for reading, keep reviewing, and much love always.