4th of January, 12.23, Hogwarts Express, Compartment
So, I'm stuck all by myself with James, Sirius and Remus because Bridget decided that she really needed some candy from the trolley and that she couldn't wait twenty more minutes. Honestly, she is the most impatient person I know. And that isn't something to be proud of, if you ask me.
12.26
So, the blokes are playing Exploding Snap and insist that I join them in Round Four. That is the one card game that I have no idea why it is still played- it has very little entertainment value. Plus, back in second year, I got a massive paper cut on my finger due to a snapping card. Pain, I tell you! Sheer and utter pain!
12.28
Which is why I now refuse to play Exploding Snap.
12.29
Not that it is really any of your business.
12.32
Yay! Bridget's back with Chocolate Frogs!
12.33
Urgh. Mine jumped into Black's lap.
12.34
He just told us that he fancies a lap dance.
12.35
Pervert.
12.36
I wish all the other compartments weren't full of barmy little first years.
12.37
The platform was so packed with little children and their parents, kissing them goodbye and all that such. I'm so glad my parents don't do that anymore. And the whole Parental Separation Anxiety more or less ends after the first Winter Hols. Then you finally smarten up and realise that life may be a wee bit better without Mummy and Daddy breathing down your neck all day long.
12.39
Right.
12.40
Bridget wants me to check out her new Witch Weekly. Apparently there is a two-page spread on some bloke who is "to die for." I'll believe it when I see it.
12.41
I very much hope he's wearing clothing...
3.14, Back in the Compartment
Just changed into my robes. Bridget is still in line waiting for a loo to change in. You know, she was standing right next to me but then she saw Tristan Davenport (her new obsession) and decided to stand in line by him. He had waved me over to join him, but I was not going to sacrifice my place in line, thanks. I was on a mission; a Mission to Change the World! Well, maybe not to change the world but to at least change my clothing.
3.16
The Marauders (minus Peter, who decided to stay at Hogwarts) also went off to change. Who knows what could be taking them. James is probably talking to someone from the Quidditch team about practise this coming Saturday, Sirius is probably pleasing himself in ways I'm uninterested in knowing, and Remus... Hmm, what would distract Remus? I don't know.
3.19
... I don't think it is possible for Remus to be distracted, actually.
3.20
Speaking of Remus, he's here!
3.21
'Ello!
Hey.
Is it possible for you to be distracted?
What?
Well, I was trying to think of what could possible distract you, and I couldn't come up with anything.
Ah, I see.
And I gave it some thought, you know. I've been thinking about it for five minutes!
Don't think too hard, Lizabeth, you might hurt yourself.
My! How very rude of you, Mr. Lupin.
I was only teasing you.
Right.
And yes, I do get distracted. Rather easily, actually.
By what?
I think you mean to ask "by who?"
... Beg pardon?
Elizabeth, to be honest, you are a very distracting person.
Oh. Is that a bad thing?
No, not at all.
But how can I be distracting? Honestly, I mostly sit around and write.
I know.
Well, then how am I a distraction?
You just are.
Right.
Erm, about the other night...
Which one? Oh! When I flooed to your house. Yeah, what about it?
I... Well, er... I wanted to apologise for my actions. I don't know what came over me.
What are you talking about? ... Oh.
Yeah.
Well, I can't say that I forgive you.
Why not?
Because, it wasn't as though it were awful or anything...
Oh.
3.33
... Remus is studying me...
3.35
Intently.
3.38
... Awkward!
3.39
It's a very strange feeling to be so closely scrutinized, you know. I cannot even begin to explain to you how
3.44
Merlin!!!
3.45
That was so bloody close. I mean...
3.47
Right, now that Sirius is done asking me about what I'm writing, I can explain what just happened: So, I was unable to finish my entry for 3.39 because that is the exact moment that Remus pulled you out of my hands and began snogging me. And this wasn't just a kiss like the Mistletoe Incident or Christmas Night At the Lupins. No- this was a proper snog. As in the kind of thing Sirius does. Except much more tasteful and no fondling...
3.48
To be honest, I had no idea what was happening when he started to pull you away. No bloody clue. But before I could ask anything his lips were against mine... And I couldn't just push him away because, yes, I suppose it was actually enjoyable... Just as snogging ought to be.
3.49
But then we both heard voices outside the compartment and kind of jumped apart, so that he was sitting as far away from me as possible whilst I was in the corner by the window...
3.50
I was snogged by Remus Lupin!
3.51
I don't know what to do...
3.52
I really need to talk to Lily about this as soon as I see her.
3.53
I can't really tell Bridget because she'd start squealing, thus causing James and Sirius to become curious, and then she would tell them.
3.54
That is just how Bridget functions.
3.56
Perhaps their theory about Remus fancying me is true...
3.57
But no, it can't be. That would be bad.
3.58
I think.
4.17
I can't stop thinking about Remus snogging me!
4.18
What is wrong with my brain?!
7.32, Great Hall, Dinner
So, I've told Lily all about the Incident on the Train. She's absolutely ecstatic.
7.33
This is wonderful news, Elizabeth! Soon you and Remus will be dating!
I think not, dearest Lily.
Elizabeth, you can't deny it. You have to be at least a bit attracted to him. He's amiable and smart and, well, I don' t know... He puts up with you rather well.
The way you speak about him would make some people think that you are interested in him.
Lizzie, you know I'm not.
Yes, I suppose...
I can't possibly be interested in anyone but my dear boyfriend!
Urgh, don't indulge me in your creepy little fantasies about him.
I wasn't planning on it.
So, what's The Plan?
Well, I suppose I could ask him about it... Maybe convince him to tell you that he fancies you...
He does not fancy me! He's just a hormonal bloke who was itching for some snoggy-action.
You keep telling yourself that, Lizzie. See where it gets you.
7.39
I think in the mean time, I should prevent any further Incidents from happening by distancing myself from Remus.
7.40
I could completely throw myself into Quidditch. James would love that.
7.42
He's moved up this week's practise, by the way. It has been decided that Saturday is simply too long to wait to see how my new broom flies. He's very excited because now his Seeker will be even speedier than ever.
7.43
We're definitely winning the Cup this year!
7.44
I mean, we've won all of our games so far, which is a grand total of two... But, regardless, we're still going to win.
7.45
Our next game is against the Slytherins and, to be honest, they aren't doing very well this year. I've watched a few of their practises, and they just seem so scatterbrained... Which, of course, is a major advantage for us.
7.49, En Route to Common Room
I'm on the move!
7.50
I need some theme music right about now... The moment just feels right.
7.52
Music would certainly enhance the first trek of the new year to the Common Room.
7.52
But I suppose "Fetchez la Vache: The Song" will have to suffice.
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Happy New Year, everyone! Best wishes for 2008. Anyway, here's chapter 20! It's a bit shorter than the past few chapters, but oh well. I've been sleeping most of the day because I stayed up way later than I usually do last night. As usual, J.K. Rowling owns the Harry Potter Universe, and everything else is mine. I hope you enjoyed and REVIEW!! Yours.
