8.00

... Scratch that, he's not so adorable now that he's making a face at the page. What did that page ever do to him? Nothing, I tell you!

8.01

Remus, you're a barmy cow.

That's kind of you, Elizabeth. I may just have to tell your mother about the language you use.

WHAT?!

I'm joking. You're mum wouldn't know what a "barmy cow" is anyway.

... And I'd like to keep it that way, thanks.

So, you're really an Arctic Fox, yeah?

Mmhmm. No, I'm going to lie about my animagus form so when you see a little rat in your dorm, you will just assume the Slytherins returned Pete to his true form.

Hey, you never know with you.

Why are you convinced I'm a liar?!

Oh, I don't know...

... Was that sarcasm? I couldn't tell.

Lizzie, sometimes I think you're touched.

I'm touched? Look at you, Mr. I-Turn-Into-A-Wolf-On-Full-Moons.

Okay, you aren't amused. I was only joking, Remus. You know I love you, werewolf and all.

... What in the bloody hell is that?

'What in the bloody hell is' what?

That.

Oh. That's supposed to be a heart.

That's not a heart.

Yes, it is.

No, it really isn't. This is a heart.

Why must you mock my lack of artistic ability!

Because it's immensely amusing.

That's not very nice.

I know.

Then why do it?

I live to distress you, Lizzie. You know that.

No, I don't! But I guess I do now...

Ha.

'Ha', what?!

Nothing, nothing.

Sometimes you're more cruel to me than Sirius. And that truly is saying something.

Yes, because snogging you is the most cruel thing in the world, Elizabeth. Really.

Alright, well, that part was nice...

Spare me the details, please and thank you.

Fine then. You don't even know.

On the contrary, I heard enough from Sirius about it to get me through several lifetimes.

Are you secretly a vampire too?!

What?!

You just said all of his information about Elizabeth-Sirius Happenings would last you several lifetimes! Meaning, you must be immortal. How old are you really!?

What? Elizabeth, I'm not immortal! I'm going to die someday!

Yes, 'someday'.

Hopefully peacefully in my sleep.

I hope I have a gruesome death that looks like Jack the Ripper arose from the dead and is on another rampage!

... Seriously?

Ha. No. But it'd be kind of cool, you know? Then I'd know who Jack the Ripper really is!

You're very morbid, I hope you know.

Yes, I know. There are a lot of things I know.

Such as?

That I can't tell you. If I did, I'd have to kill you. And I would rather not have to do that, Moony.

Oh, I'm sure you'd enjoy it.

What do you take me for? You fool!

A crazed, hormonal teenage girl.

8.23, En Route to the Common Room

I left Remus because he was being disagreeable. Obviously. He's supposed to fancy me... Why does he have to be so bloody mean to me?

8.24

Well, I suppose he wasn't really mean... He was just teasing.

8.25

... I think.

8.26

Why won't he just ask me to be his girlfriend!!!!!!????????????????????

8.27

Ridiculous.

8.34

... Where am I?

8.36, Sitting on a Step

Le sigh. I suppose I'm lost. Again. As per usual. Why am I so directionally challenged?

8.39

Ah, someone has come to rescue me! And my hero is....

8.40

SIRIUS!

8.42, Being Carried to the Tower

So, I'm incapable of walking, as it were. But that is fine and dandy with me. If Sirius wants to waste his time exerting energy for the well-being of his feminine counterpart, that's a point for Siri-poo up in Heaven with the Big Man. I think.

8.50, Gryffindor Common Room

Methinks Remus is looking a tad bit jealous and such. Ha. Serves him right.

8.53, Girls' Dormitory

Honestly, if he wants to carry me around since I'm a weak and fragile female, he should just ask me to be his girlfriend already. Am I right? Of course I am! Sirius can carry me around because he was an ex who is still on good grounds. Because he's incredibly charming and extremely attractive and such. It's difficult not to let Hogwarts' Resident Sex God do as he pleases, alright? It's difficult to explain, little journal myne.

8.54

Remus could be just as grand as Sirius if he only tried. I mean, aside from the poking fun at me bit. He's got that down pat. But he could try the snogging thing, or the carrying around thing... Or other such things.

8.55

Sirius ought to open a school so that he might teach the males of the world how to treat a female. Even though he's not the best at it, seeing as he can be a real prat sometimes.

9.02

Uh-oh... Sounds like Lilypad is on the war path. I can hear Anne squealing in... Actually, Anne's having a fit of hysterical laughter. I'm going to go check it out!

9.06, Creeping Down the Stairwell

...

9.07

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

9.08

Well, Lily is thoroughly upset, Anne & I are having a laugh riot, Bridget is torn between comforting Lily, keeping James at bay, and holding back her laughter.

9.09

Oh, this is almost perfect in every which-way. In fact, this is quite possibly veletision worthy!

9.11

I mean, erm.... Tevelision?

9.12

Levetision?

9.13

No, television.

9.14

... Yes, that's it.

9.15

Oh, James is trying to make amends, but Lily will hear none of it. He claims he hasn't the foggiest as to what came over him during dinner. Ahahahaha.

9.16

What a fool!

9.27, Sitting in the Best Armchair in the World

Well, we're all very much relaxed. Well, Lily is most likely crying herself to sleep right now, but, aside from Dearest Lilsie-poo, we're all sitting about chit-chatting in a very friendly and mature-ish manner. Yes. I can see this being a regular occurrence once we've all graduated and such.

9.28

Remus is sitting on the arm of the armchair. Ironic, right? Arm... of the armchair. That deserves a chortle.

9.29

Ahahaha, it'll probably snap off from his weight. And then it'll just be an armed-chair. Get it? Because it'll only have one arm...

9.30

That was really un-funny.

That was really unintelligent. What kind of word is "un-funny"?

I've heard you use it on countless occasions, actually.

Are you ever going to stop teasing me?

Eventually.

Why?

'Why' what?

Le sigh... You wouldn't understand.

I bet that I would.

No, you wouldn't, because you're a thick-headed male who is totally oblivious to everything. You make me sad sometimes.

I'm sorry?

You should be.

9.48, Curled Up in Bed

Why won't he just admit his undying love and affection for me?!

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Sorry it's been so long since the last update! Hopefully this will make people happy... As usual, J.K. Rowling owns the wonderful world of Harry Potter, and that which you don't recognize from the series is most likely my own creation. Also, as per usual, I'm extending my sincerest wishes for reviews! I love reviews; so spread so holiday cheer and review. It will make me a very happy writer. I hope everyone has a great holiday, and I promise to finish this story before winter break is over!