Scenario 6: In Breaking Dawn, on Isle Esme, Bella gets eaten by Edward.

Well this could mean she dies, but that's just boring and completely normal! So, each little Bella piece goes through Edward's digestive system. It's really small and non-muscular because he only drinks blood, which also makes his organs uber red. She sees all Edward's insides which are also coated in hair and his fancy hair gel. Then when a certain bodily function occurs, bowel movement, Bella pieces herself back together and sprints out of the place. It turns out Gustavo, the air conditioning person, is really good with movie make up and so she can look like a completely different person to escape. Then she stalks Edward for a few years and once she sees fit she confronts him. Edward is shocked that he has hair on and inside his internal organs, and that the hair gel he constantly eats, if it is not already on his head, has smoothed down the hair closer to the organs and gives him more warmth, raising his internal temperature to 20. She realizes he didn't eat her to be evil but ate her on accident because he was sleep eating. So to recap Edward has hairy, gelled organs, and sadly I write Bella and Edward get back together.