Scenario 7: Bella, Edward, and Renesme get a pet!

So a pet Edward and Bella shall get…hehe I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! So what kind of pet should they get? Hmmmmm, although there are many animals that could create an entertaining scenario, they will get one dog and two rabid squirrels. The rabid squirrels are in one room, they built onto the house to have a separate squirrel room. The dog has a big lawn in the back and a dog mansion to sleep and rest in. The dog gives Renesme someone other than Jacob to run with. The rabid squirrels taunt the dog making it run more and faster. The squirrels also infect the vampires with rabies; well they would if they had any blood in their veins. Jacob gets jealous of the dog, which Renesme is spending a lot of time with. Jacob kills the dog and Renesme gets ticked. She injures Jacob but he heals quickly and she loves him more than ever. Then the rabid squirrels lose their importance and they are eaten by Emmett because Edward bet him he couldn't. After that Emmett got sick but he was fixed up by Carlisle. Just to recap, the Edward/Bella part of the Cullen family get rabid squirrels that were eaten by Emmett on a dare, which made him sick; also the dog that was bought was killed out of jealousy by Jacob.