Scenario 9: When Bella finally gets her immortal wish in Breaking Dawn she hates herself.
So Bella has terribly bad self esteem as a vampire. Of course if Bella feels bad about herself, Edward feels bad for her too; but Bella thinks by him feeling bad too it is just him hating her. So just like in New Moon, but with less human, she goes into a deep depression. The whole family regrets ever letting her be associated with them and be led into this horrible never ending life. So every Cullen is in a state of depression, except for one, lets say Esme, because I would say Alice except for she's completely emotionally unstable. So for her sake of well being, Renesme is given over to the werewolves until the family is back to normal. So Jacob and Renesme are happy. One problem solved one to go. So Esme works her magic on Jasper because his power is pretty helpful in this situation. So Jasper is all better, he can see the pretty unicorns at the end of the tunnel, and so he makes everyone "feel" better. Well you know with his mental vampire emotion thing a ma jig? So they don't really feel better but it's a temporary fix. Then while they are under his vampirey emotion fixy mind spell, should I call it a spell? Because I can't think of anything better to call it. So anyways, while they are under the "spell" Jasper works his southern charm on everyone. Suddenly his southern-ness comes over him and he goes on a butter craze he immediately runs to the store and buys all the butter that they have. He comes back and starts shoving it down their throats. Because the vampires can not absorb the fats into their blood stream and stuffs then they don't get fat and all the butter does is use its southern power like Jasper and then everyone is better. So Bella gets used to her vampire self and Jasper grows into his southern-ness and keeps buying butter and lard, but no one gets huge. Renesme gets returned and the family is reunited and back to "normal".
