Chapter Two: Bras Aren't for Lottery Tickets
Rouge and Amy walked into Cream's room and shook her and Tails lightly. Tails and Cream woke up at the same time and looked around. Amy and Rouge stood at the door and smiled.
"What the…" Then Tails saw Cream and blushed. Cream looked at him and blushed too.
"You guys better not have done anything baadd" Rouge winked.
"What the heck?" they both yelled at her. Amy and Rouge smiled and walked downstairs with Cream and Tails. The boys were looking at the flat screen; Knuckles turned around quickly.
"Rouge, where's my ticket?" he said in a panicky voice. He didn't even notice Tails had come down with them. She looked scared for a minute, and then smiled.
"Oh, in my bra, I'll get it" and she ran upstairs. Cream looked at Amy.
"Please tell me you took it out!" she whispered. Amy opened her eyes wide.
"I didn't know!" she whispered back. They both looked at each other and ran for the freezer.
"So, you stayed in Cream's room? Ohhhh!" said Sonic as he walked up to Tails. He smiled and elbowed him. "What happened? You make out? Huh? Huuuh?" he smiled jokingly. "Oh my god you didn't….." Tails knew what he was going to say.
"No!" he shouted. "No, no!" Sonic cracked up, and then stopped as a big bang was heard. A huge block of ice fell on the kitchen tile and cracked in half. Everyone raced to the scene, to see Amy helplessly holding one half with nothing in it, while something stuck out of a large chuck of ice on the floor. Rouge ran downstairs.
"I can't find….." then she looked at the block. "No-you…please tell me you didn't!" she shouted. Amy looked at her.
"S-Surprise!" she said. Cream facepalmed.
"Oh my GOD!" she said, running over.
"Is that your bra!" Knuckles asked. Rouge worriedly shook her head. Knuckles started to punch the ice to break it. Rouge's face turned red as she looked at Amy.
"I AM GOING TO DAMAGE YOU!" she screamed.
"How was I supposed to know the lottery number was in there!" Amy shot back.
"You know, she's got a point" Sonic said, putting his elbow on Amy's shoulder "Most normal people don't put lottery tickets in bras" Amy smiled and crossed her arms. Rouge glared at them both. She then ran to the garage, leaving everyone to wonder what she was doing.
"Stop standing around like morons and help me!" Knuckles shouted. Tails ran over to the drawer, tripped, and then got knives for everyone. Just then the door opened back up and Rouge walked in, madder than ever. Everyone backed up except Amy, who didn't see her and kept chipping away at the ice. Rouge walked up to the block of ice and raised a pick axe high above her head.
"She's gone mad!"
"Amy look out!" Sonic shouted. But the pick axe was coming down, and Amy was trapped. Everyone closed their eyes and they heard a big bang, some screaming, and then stuff flew up and hit their faces. Knuckles felt two very big connected soft things hit his face.
"OH MY GOD IT'S HER EYES!HER EYES IN MY FACE!" and he ran around screaming and running into everything.
"She's dead, she's dead!" Tails wailed, still holding his hands over his eyes. Then they all slowly looked to see the gruesome fate. But instead, they saw that the ice broke into pieces and Amy sitting there, completely fine. Knuckles still ran around like a big idiot.
"Knuckles just take them off!" Rouge yelled. He stopped running and lifted them off his face.
"Hey this isn't her eyes, it's just a…" he stopped dead when he saw Rouge's giant D-cup bra. He stared at it, his eyes wide open. "Is this….yours?" he said, staring at it in awe. Sonic snatched it away from him, but he just stood there, in a trance. Sonic held it up.
"Whoa, look at this thing! It's freakin gigantic! This is the biggest…." Rouge slapped him and took it as she finally grabbed the ticket from it. She walked up and waved the ticket in front of Knuckle's face. He then snapped out of his trance and followed the others to look at the screen just as they were just about to announce the winning numbers. Everyone crowded around Knuckles.
"And the numbers are….5, 2, 11, 44, 9, and….."
"Come on, 25, 25 I need 25!" Knuckles shouted.
"…25!"
Everyone sprang up, screaming, shouting, and dancing. They got up on the sofa and bounced up and down.
"OH MY GOD I'M RICHHH!" he shouted.
"YOU WON!" Rouge shouted, hugging him very tight. Cream and Amy bounced on the sofa with Tails, and Sonic slapped him on the back.
"How much did you win?" Sonic asked. Knuckles looked up.
"99 MILIION!"
Everyone screamed harder. The guys all high-fived.
"What are you gonna do with it?" Amy asked.
"Well, first, I'm buying a mansion" he said.
"Then…?" Cream asked. Knuckles thought for a minute, then had a big smile on his face. "We're going on a cross-country road trip!" he grinned. Everyone clapped, laughed, and danced around.
