Gilbert's POV
So I was having this totally awesome dream, only to be crushed awake by Birdie. He was laying across my chest. Did I mention he had no shirt on? Yeah, he was just kinda chilling on top of me with only his maple leaf printed pyjama bottoms. At that point of time I remembered that I had no clothes on. However, Matthew was kind enough to fetch me some clothes, how nice is he? Today is going to be an interesting day. I can already tell.
There's no unawesome school today which is awesome for two reasons. 1.) I don't have to see my little bruder until Monday and 2.) I can hang out with my best friends: Antonio and Francis. Today is the day for doing awesome pranks! Kesesese. I should over my shoulder to Matthew who is on the couch. . . Drinking maple syrup?
"The awesome me is going out! Bis Später Birdie!" He looks up from his mug and nods, flushing a little bit. I leave our dorm and strut down to Antonio's dorm, I see Francis with his ear to the door. I come up behind him.
"What's up?" Francis jumps slightly and turns around, his wide and deep blue eyes sparkle as he combs through his golden locks. He brings a finger up against my lips.
"Shh mon ami. Listen closely, mon dieu. He was finally able to do it! Incroyable." I push away his hand and whisper.
"What?" He rolls his eyes and studies his perfectly manicured fingernails.
"Notre ami Antonio was finally able to seduce the boy of his dreams to bed with him! This moment is so precious, this is so romantic. I am so proud of Antonio, he has been persuing that beautiful Italian for years." His voice is warm, smooth and velvety. Through the door we hear an impatient voice demand out.
"Harder, you stupid bastardo." I smirk.
"Sounds real romantic in there all right." Francis lets out a soft and melodic chuckle.
"Ohonhonhon. That Italian has always been the feisty one. It would be a great honour to make love to him, he normally rejects everyone. Our Antonio is so lucky!" I give him a strange look. He continues, "He is as perfect as an angel sent down from God Himself. His beautiful sun kissed body, his slender build, his liquid amber eyes, and his glossy and silky chestnut hair. I would just love to see-" The door flies open to reveal Lovino staring down at us with a scowl. Francis quickly turns to me, "Your five meters!" Antonio walks up behind Lovino.
"What's going on?" Lovio looks at him and scoffs.
"Well apparently your friend with the STIs wants to see the potato bastard's brother's five meters." Antonio's deep green eyes sparkle with delight.
"Is that so? Mmm you two would make a cute couple, right Lovi?"
"I'm not with Francis! You have no idea how unawesome that is!" Francis huff out.
"I don't have any STIs!" Antonio laughs.
"You two are so cute! Gilbert why are you blushing? Ah! It is because you like Francis!" I shake my head angrily.
"No! Gott verdammt! We're not dating! I don't even like him!" Francis turns back to me.
"Why don't you like me? Obviously you don't remember last year at that party. You couldn't keep your hands off of me." I glare at Francis and Antonio lets out a big smile.
"What happened last year?" Francis looks up and smiles faintly at the memory, I stand up fuming.
"Nothing happened last year!"
"So you don't remember it. I'll tell the story then."
~Last year at the party~
Gilbert stumbled into the living room. He had too many drinks and he was starting to see two of everything. In a way he was disappointed in himself because normally he can hold his liquor, however this was the first time he tried Ivan's notorious vodka. Now he knows how that poor Englishman, Arthur, feels. How unawesome this was, he only had a couple of drinks of it. Gilbert started to feel horny and he looked around the room for someone awesome enough to handle his already bulging five meters. He made eye contact with his lifelong best friend, Francis. He hobbled over to him and Francis looked him up and down.
"Well, bonjour. Aren't you happy to see me?" Francis cooed as he stared at Gilbert's pants. Gilbert said nothing and crashed his lips against Francis' He spoke huskily.
"Shut up, no time to talk. Upstairs now." A grin swept across Francis' face as Gilbert lifted Francis off the couch and towards the stairs. He hungrily reached over to kiss more of Gilbert as he shuts the bedroom door behind him.
~Back to the Present~
I throw my hands into the air and growl out.
"You promised that you would never speak of that again! We were DRUNK!" Francis lets out a sad sigh and shakes his head.
"You promised that you would love me forever." Antonio stares at both of his us and wraps his arms around Lovino.
"You think there is any hope for them?" Lovino shrugs and studies his partner for a moment, and runs his fingers across Antonio's collar bone.
"I don't know, but I am kind of bored right now. Why don't we have some fun? I'm sure we still have some tomatoes left over." Antonio's eyes shine excitedly and he quickly shuts their dorm room. Leaving Francis and me alone in the hallway.
"You just can't keep your mouth shut!" Francis winks at me and licks his bottom lip.
"Non, in fact I'm getting hungry." I hiss through my tightly clenched teeth.
"It was one time! Get over it! You're so unawesome, I'm outta here!" So much for a good day. I storm back to my own dorm.
Author's Note
Okay~ Well Kumajirou was going to spill syrup on Gilbert because he is a very mischievous little bear and I was originally going to have Kuma try to eat Gilbird, but I decided that to go with this one instead. Second, yes everyone does have their pets. You can rest assured that Alfred's and Arthur's dorm is quite packed and they are always tripping over each other. No matter how many times Alfred begs, Arthur just will not kick out all of his little buddies. I was going to try to upload this chapter before I went to work yesterday, but I was stuck on what to do next in this story. When I got back from work, the magical land of Tumblr called my name and I lost track of many hours. . . I'm working on chapter four and it should be out by Tuesday!
