I don't own Hetalia or Invader Zim!
Matthew's POV
I sit on the couch watching Invader Zim. I love this show, my favourite episode is on. The one where Zim has to go and collect everyone's organs because he tries to convince Dib that he too is an ordinary and inferior human being. The door opens and Gilbert walks in, he is covered in mud and soaked to the bone. He is about to plop on the couch when I burst up from my cozy little corner of the sofa.
"Gilbert! No, you're all wet and dirty! This couch is all nice and clean! Go and take a shower or something!" He looks over at me and pouts. He shuffles over to the bathroom and about 10 minutes later he comes back out all sparkly clean. He sits down next to me and I see what he is wearing. My maple leaf pyjamas.
"Why are you wearing my pyjamas?" I meekly ask. He leans back and stares at me with bored red eyes.
"Because I have no clean clothes."
"Couldn't you just wear boxers?"
"Those are dirty too." I stare at him in horror.
"Y- you aren't wearing any underwear underneath my pyjamas?!" He shakes his head slowly and focuses his attention back to the TV.
"Nope."
"G-Gilbert! I think it is time to do your laundry." He doesn't move from the couch, instead he lies down and props his feet on my lap. He stares up at me and sticks his tongue out at me.
"The awesome me will do them tomorrow." I sigh and roll my eyes.
"Why are you being so mopey today?"
"Ludwig didn't let me have his beer flavoured ice cream." My eyes widen at him.
"You guys are talking to each other again?" He shrugs.
"Ja, of course. That is how we always act. No biggie."
"Uh-huh." I notice that the episode ended so I turn off the TV. It's getting late and my cousin Francis wants to take me out for breakfast in the morning. I push Gilbert's feet off of me and stand up.
"Well, I'm going to go to bed. Bonne nuit Gilbert." He gets up and follows me into the bathroom, Islip on a water puddle on the bathroom floor. Damn it Gilbert! I start to fall backwards and Gilbert catches me.
"Scheiße!" He trips over the same puddle, regains his balance and only to trip on his dirty clothes that he left behind. We both fall down and he lands on top of me, our lips touching. Our lips seem to fit perfectly together and neither of us breaks apart for a few seconds. His smell is a warm and spicy scent, the best way I could describe it is cinnamon with a kick. I instantly fall in love with that smell; I wish we could stay like this forever. We stare at each other in horror and he quickly gets off of me. My face feels so hot that I can cook pancakes on it; I just lay there staring at Gilbert who is just as red as I am. He scratches the back of his neck and coughs.
"Scheiße, sorry about that. . ."
"I-it's fine. It w-was an accident." I laugh nervously; I want him to kiss me again. His lips were so unbelievably soft and warm. I wish he liked me back.
Gilbert's POV
Ficken I am such a god damned klutz. I can't believe that I somehow managed to trip and fall on top of Birdie. Not only that, but to kiss him as well?! Gott, I am such an idiot! He would never waste his time to date me. Why would he? He is so beautiful he could get any boy that he wishes. That kiss was so awesome though, out of all the kisses I've had over the years that one was the best. His lips tasted like maple, such a sweet taste to fit him.
"Umm, good night Birdie." I walk into my room and instantly fall asleep. All night I have dreams about Matthew.
The sunlight streams into my room and I open my eyes. Today is the day I get to play football with Al and everyone else. I really can't wait until I can kick Ivan in the face. A few days ago I came to school late and he had himself convinced that he killed me. Psh! That mother fucker can only dream of killing thee awesome me! I am way too awesome for death! The game starts at noon so I lounge around until then.
"Alright dudes! Here is the drill! Feliciano, you're the goalie. Lovino, back me up. Gilbert, back me up and I will be the hero!" I roll my eyes.
"Uh, I don't think so. The awesome me refuses to be a lowly sidekick!" He groans.
"Well, there can only be one hero! I already claimed that so you have to be my sidekick!" I grumble to myself.
"Maybe I'll kick you in the face instead." A soda can hits me in the head. Alfred lets out a loud laugh.
"Hahaha! Thanks Tony!" Tony sits on the bleaches and glares at me.
"Fucking bitch." I glare at him back. Stupid alien. Alfred waves his hand in front of my face.
"Dude, leave Tony alone. You're making him uncomfortable." I am about to give him a piece of my mind when Feliciano pats both of our shoulders.
"Veee, let's all be friends! ~" Lovino looks at the ground and kicks the ground, wearing his legendary glare.
"What about all of you bastards shut up and play the stupid game! You idiots are going to make us lose the damned game." I sigh and we break apart from the circle. Ivan, Toris and Raivis stand at the centre of the field and wait for us with Eduard as the goalie. We approach with the ball, leaving Feliciano to be our goalie. Ivan is still wearing his scarf; does he ever take that thing off? It's roasting out. His attire is pretty amusing wearing shorts and a tank top with a scarf. He's a strange one.
"Are you four finally ready da?" I nod grudgingly. I will make sure that the awesome me will kick his stupid smiling face before this game is over!
"Then let us start." The ball falls to the ground and we dive after it. Ivan scares away Lovino and takes control of the ball. I chase after him but Toris blocks me; he looks at me with scared eyes.
"I'm sorry, but I can't let you win." I let out a laugh and manoeuvre easily around him. I tail down Ivan and almost steal the ball until Alfred cuts me off. We crash into each other and get tangled on the ground. He shouts in my ear.
"I told you to back me up!" I push his face away from my ear. Damn, his voice is loud. I shout back at him.
"And I told you that I won't be your sidekick!" We get up from the ground and see Ivan score a goal, Feliciano cowers near the corner of the net.
"Please don't kill me Ivan! See?! I let you score a goal! Now please let me be!" I growl at Alfred.
"You just had to pick those two." He shrugs.
"Hey, have you seen them play on TV? They're pretty amazing."
"Well, that's when they're not going against some scary Russian!"
"True."
"Look, we have to work together so we can beat his ass." He jumps up and does a fist air pump.
"Yeah! Because together we are unbeatable!" For the next fifteen minutes Ivan and his team continues to pulverize us. I start to fume with frustration, throwing my hands up in the air I yell out.
"Gott verdammt! That's it!" I charge towards Ivan, Raivis runs into my path to keep me from getting to his leader. Luckily since he is so short and I am so awesome I manage to jump over him, using his back as a springboard I leap to Ivan and I pull off a totally awesome crane kick to his face. It wipes that smile of his right off. Alfred shouts.
"Dude! That was so awesome!" Ivan slowly looks from the ground and towards me. His lip is bleeding and his purple eyes full of fury. One of them is already starting to swell up. He speaks maliciously.
"You better start running da?" He takes a step towards me and I laugh.
"Kesesese!" In my mind I am screaming like a little girl from a B rated horror movie.
Alfred and I walk back towards my dorm singing Sexy Back at the top of our lungs. Surprisingly the game didn't end too terribly. Even if Ivan did beat me up. When we get to my door, Alfred laughs.
"Man, did you see his face?! It was so priceless! Haha!" I laugh and flinch from the pain.
"Yeah it was worth it." He studies me.
"Dude, I think he broke your nose. It's all crooked and shit." I smile.
"It was worth it. Watch this." I bring my hands up to my nose and set it back straight with a sickening crack. He gives me a disgusted look.
"Dude, that was gross."
"Hasn't been the first time my nose was broken." I open the door and stare into the living room, my mouth falls open in surprise. Alfred yells out in rage.
"What the fuck?!" We charge into the room.
Author's Note
So I almost didn't post a chapter up today because I'm not feeling too well. Earlier I had a huge migrane that I couldn't even sit up, but it seems to have diminished for now. Don't worry, it wasn't a professional game of soccer/football so they weren't wearing cleats. Just normal shoes. I can easily see those two sing that song hahaha. Well, I'll go now, I'm going to get some sleep and hopefully get better. Next chapter might be the last, I don't know yet. It will be out no later than Thursday.
