Title: Bum Slaps
Pairing/Characters: Mentions of Romano/Fem!Romano/Spain/Fem!Spain (we all know it's there), OCs
Rating: PG
Note: Sequel to Background Noise.


Linda was by no means a nosy woman (in her own opinion), and she knew very well when to leave people be, thank you very much, but day in and day out, she watched as poor, dear Romano failed to notice his pregnant wife was clearly cheating on him (was the baby even his, Linda often wondered, the scandal of it all!). She'd had quite enough of it, too, and had decided to talk to the young man on a day when said wife wasn't at work. Those days were few and far between, especially during the times Linda and her husband frequented the café, but one such occasion finally presented itself, and she quickly made her way to the counter Romano was busy wiping down.

"Excuse me," she said, giving him a sympathetic look.

"Yeah? What is i—" a crash sounded from the store room and Romano scowled. "Hold on one second." Without another word, he quickly stormed off into the back.

"Stop fucking up my inventory and go make drinks for awhile." Antonio was the first to appear back through the door, following closely by Romano.

"But Roma," Antonio whined. Linda glared at him, for good measure, because how dare he appear and spoil her plans.

Romano further spoiled them when he slapped Antonio's bum, the same way she'd seen Lovina do so many times. "Just do what I say for once, goddamnit."

Well then.