I want some pancake. Naaao. x.x

Enjoys!

Pairing: Alice x Dee&Dum


Pancakes: a thin, flat cake of batter fried on both sides on a griddle or in a frying pan.

Pancakes: a killer weapon used only by Alice.

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Alice, the most beloved foreigner in Wonderful Wonder World (well, the only foreigner), was currently cooking.

1. Dressed in a frilly apron.

2. In the Hatter's Residence.

3. Cooking breakfast for the twins.

Alice groaned, frustrated about the burnt odor emitting from the pancakes she decided to cook. Alice threw the bad pancakes in the trash, leaving it along with several other bad pancakes. At this rate, she'll never get breakfast done in time for the twins to wake up.

This was like- the fifth time? She was just lucky that the refrigerator had an overdose of pancakes stuffed in the freezer.

The blue-green sea foam eyed girl banged her head against the cabinet, maybe she should have cooked some instant ramen, or let the maids cook breakfast. But stubborn as she is, she wasn't going to let the twins eat some three-minute noodles, or let those maids do everything for her, besides, it was the twins and her's first sleepover after all.

Bang, bang, bang

Three more pancakes thrown into the nearly-full trash can.


Red&Blue

Dee and Dum laid on the ma tress, sleeping soundly, with blankets and pillows toppled all over.

"Oh Alice," Dum rolled over near his brother, he placed his arms around Dee's hair, "Your sof- why is your hair so short and spiky?" Dum didn't care, as long as he can get this close to 'Alice'.

Dee squirmed, "Onee-chan.."

Dee slid his hand onto 'Alice's' waist, "So masculine.."

A moment later, both the boy's eyes broke out wide, they screamed.

"B-brother!"

After a while of screaming, taking blankets to cover their fully clothed bodies, pillows to shield themselves, and somewhere along, Alice sweat dropping downstairs, they cleaned up, and got ready for breakfast.

"Hey Dee, do you think Newbie Hare and the Boss are home from their top-secret-ninja-mission yet?" Dum asked, as they walked down the puzzling hallways.

"Knowing the Newbie Hare, he'll probably buy some carrot cake along the way, so not yet." Dee yawned, some wake up call that was.

They walked into the kitchen, only to find Alice dressed in a frilly apron, flour all over her head, trying to cook that something.

They sneaked up behind Alice, who was oblivious to such surroundings, and screamed, "Boo!"

Alice, freaked out and dropped the spatula, "Dee, Dum, that was not funny!" She screamed. Though, the devious twins just innocently asked, "Onee-chan, what's that you're cooking?"

Alice forgot about the surprise attack. "Pancakes. They're your breakfast for today!" Alice grinned, so far, this batch of pancakes was going good and steady. Well, only until the twins had to break it to her.

"Onee-chan, what are those black things on the edges?"

Alice blinked, she looked over to her or-so-she-though, perfect pancakes. They got burnt, on the sides and edges. "Go sit down. Now." Alice calmly asked, obvious fury dawning within her.

ASLKJDKOJODQWD- who cares, she thought. This was the best pancakes so far, and she was not going to waste it. She brought out plates, as the twins sat there, waiting patiently. With two pancakes in each plate, she set them on the table, ready to sit down until-

"Nee-chan, why is there a black thingg on our plates?"

"Onee-chan! I want some syrup and butter!"

"Alice-nee, where's our drink!"

"Onee-chan, Dee is jabbing the food with his finger!"

"Onee-chan! There's a disgusting smell coming from it!"

"Alice-nee is this edi-"

"SHUT UP!"

Alice couldn't take it anymore, how dare they make fun of her cooking, she made it for a special occasion too! Chibi-tears ran through her eyes, "Just eat the damn pancake!"

"But Onee-chan!"

After seventeen tries of baking burnt pancakes, Alice decided, she was not going to waste this one. No, she wasn't. So while both the boys whined and moaned and made faces at the pancakes and suddenly got out chopsticks and pretended to play star wars, Alice got impatient.

She jumped on the table, grabbed the burnt food, two in each hands, and slapped the twins continuously.

"You are going to eat it, now. No buts!" Alice glared.

"B-bu-"

SLAP.

The door opened, and in walked Blood and Elliot. They were both very surprised to find Dee and Dum with their faces stuffed in that some sort of thing.

Blood, who was shocked, and very, scared for his life when he saw Alice with a murderous intent, calmly asked, "What is going on here?"

While Elliot stood behind Blood after seeing the torture Dee and Dum went through, the twins found this as a chance to escape.

Both the twins ran up to him and hugged his waist, their arms held a tight grip. Blood was frozen in the spot, with pancake crusts and fillings covering his suit, and tears, since both the boys were crying.

Blood, frozen and confused as he is, demanded an answer.

"Boss! Alice-nee was slapping us with pancakes. Pancakes!"

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Uhm, that's all! :]

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