A/N= Its been such a long time since the last update xD I had the sudden urge to complete this fic though 0^0 Most of the occurrences in this chapter are based on true events O:
Chapter 4- Chicken Fahginas (based on a true story)
Russia opened the door to this unfamiliar place known as 'MacDonald's' and he looked around. Families sat at the tables. The families made him sad, they reminded him of the lives and families he had tried to build with all his past sunflowers, and Donny. His eyes began to water but he wiped them dry as he approached the counter.
"What ya want now y'all?", Asked the the young lady sitting behind the cash register.
She had gross, broken teeth, messy hair, and was wearing overalls, she spoke with a funny accent, she was quite obviously a hick.
Russia glanced up at the big board behind the young hick and looked over the names of all the exotic foods on the menu, Hamburgers, French Fries, he didn't know what any of these were! Suddenly he saw a food that had an rather interesting sounding name, I'll get that, Russia thought to himself.
"So whatt'ya want from good ol' macdonalds than?", The young lady spoke again.
"3 Chicken Fahginas!", Russia announced proudly. The Hick paused for a moment,
"Now Whattya Gettin' at boy? I aint sellin' you no chicken vagina's!"
Russia began to grow agitated, "Why do you have it written up there then? See Chicken fahginas!" He pointed at the picture of the chicken fahginas to make his point clearer. The Hick looked behind her.
"That's them chicken fajitas! They ain't no chicken vaginas! Ain't you ever been to no Macdonalds before?"
"No this is my first time here", Russia announced.
"Well... what brought ya down here to good ol' macdonalds then?" Inquired the hick.
"My pipe Donny, well he, broke my heart", Russia admitted, almost breaking into tears. The hick paused for a long moment.
"You mean yer a... homosexual?", Inquired the hick, raising an eyebrow.
"I'm a flowerosexual, but I felt like experimenting... and that's the last time I'll ever do that I might add!", Russia announced.
The Hick hollered to another hick stationed across the room, "Ey! Dis Dere Mans a Homosexual!"
The other hick was talking with one of his friends when he heard the news, He turned to his friend "Hey! Listen to dat dere purty gurl! Dat Mans a Homosexual! Dem Homosexuals are after are Womenfolk now!"
"Lets get 'em!" The hick's friend hollered!
Russia finally clued in on what was happening, and he backed up against the wall, scared to think about the terrible fate that awaited him. The hicks moved closer in on him, he was helpless, there was nothing he could do! Then suddenly a loud rumbling sound came from outside.
"Hey! What is dat dere sound?" Inquired Hick #1
"It sounds like something mighty fierce is goin' on out dere" Replied Hick #2
Suddenly a tornado broke into the Macdonalds! Everyone screamed!
The Tornado attacked the rednecks!
"Ahhhh!" Everyone exclaimed, running away. Russia began to run too but suddenly he tripped! The Tornado drew closer and closer to him, but just as it was about to eat him whole... he fell asleep!
This is no time to nap Russia! See what fate awaits this poor nation in... CHAPTER 5!1!one!
A/N= So, Moral of the story; Homophobes and Tornadoes are two things I dislike alot xD
...Though I'm moral-less so its more like the... fact of the story or something S:
