Russia Slowly blinked open his eyes. It had seemed like no time had passed, yet he was now in a completley different location and the tornado was gone! A familiar figure stood over him.
"So... The Hamburgalar awakens!" Said the ominous figure looming over Russia. Russia tried to stand up but his foot and hands were tied together.
"W-who are you?" Asked Russia, timidly.
"Oh you know who I am... Isn't it obvious?"
"AMERICA!" Shouted Russia!
"Yes, and it seems I once again have foiled your evil plot you commie bastard!", America exclaimed!
"Wait... what?" Russia asked, suddenly confused.
"Your evil plot, I figured it out."
"What evil plot?"
"Don't play funny on me buddy, I've figured out every single step of your plan, I figured it out because I'm a hero and stuff"
"..."
"Well I suppose now you want to know what your evil plot was, no?
Russia would have done a facepalm, but his hands were tied together.
"Well you see, scientists in my country have built a time machine, they completed it awhile back, I used it to go into the future, only to see you... In a Mcdonalds! I figured there could only be one reason for you to be in a Mcdonalds and that would be to Steal all of my hamburgers you Hamburgalar!"
"You're mistaken!" Yelled Russia!
"No, No I'm Not, I'm Alfred"
Russia sighed, clearly reasoning was not going to get him anywhere.
America continued, "I knew that I had to get you back for stealing all my hamburgers, so I went back to the present time... and Killed Yellow. I then went back to the future, saved you from that tornado, and brought you here"
"Y- you... Killed Yellow?" Russia cried hysterically.
"Yes! And I'm allowed to cause... I'm the hero!"
"No your not!" Shouted Russia, "Your... Your... Your just a jerk! A Big fat mean jerk!"
Russia was now bawling his eyes out over his poor Yellow, killed by this twisted and cruel Hamburger pirate.
"Oh Yeah! Well your a... Your a McChicken! Get it? Hahahahahaha!" Hollered America, as he walked out the door, still laughing at his incredibly witty wit.
"I'll get you back! I'll steal every single one of your stupid hamburgers!" Russia yelled at him as he walked out the door. Russia would not let America get away with this!
A/N= I made America the bad guy in this because usually Russia's the bad guy and America's good xD Russia's too cute to be bad X3 He's just... misunderstood? x'D
Also, I'm a vegetarian so I haven't eaten any of the food mentioned in the story for about three years, I forget what it all tastes like S:
