'An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground'
By: Night Flame Miko
Contributed to by: Chocolate coated Blue
An: Four! We were four off of 100 reviews. So close, yet so far. *pouts* Oh well, I still have a goal to reach 100 the next chapter :D
Right. So a buncha you wanted the letters between Harry and Draco. So here you have em.
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Key:
Harry's Letters: Italic and Bold
Draco's Letters: Italic and Underlined
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Potter,
Why..ugh…when. The Dark Lor- Damnit…
(Harry smirked as he looked at the crossed out words at the beginning of the letter)
Ok. Potter. Whyhave I been ordered to mail you? Not that I think your puny mind can comprehend what a pleasure being contacted by me is, but besides that, I want to knowwhyIhave to contact you. And I want to know now!
So I suggest you get talking, because otherwise I will make extra sure this year at Hogwarts is very memorable.
From,
Draco Malfoy,
Malfoy Heir
Dray,
What's the matter? Finding words a little hard to put down on paper? And here I thought all Malfoy's were perfect in Every. Single. Way. *smirks*
I don't think I will tell you.
Though if you want to find out, you should probably keep sending me letters Malfoy. Obey your orders like the slime-ball you are and I may consider enlightening you. Later.
Till then; lets get to know each other!
Hi. I'm Harry Potter. Your self-induced rival and hated arch-enemy. You've plagued me at school and you hate me. The feeling is mutual.
Now your turn.
From,
Harry Potter,
The Secret Keeper
Potty,
You complete waste of time! You think I enjoy blabbering to a complete half-wit like you! If you feel the urge to speak to someone, go running to the mudblood and weasel! My time is worth it's weight in gold, I don't need to be spending it talking to someone with the intellectual range of the proverbial teaspoon!
And I'll have you know that I did not want to waste parchment on your pathetic hide. You are worth no more than a first draft, you half-blooded troll spawn.
I do not have the wish nor the inclination to get to know you. And I definitely don't want you to know anything about me!
So keep your disgusting nose out of my business. And do not think I will keep writing to you. I do not fear my father. Only if I got direct orders from My Lord himself would I continue to waste my valuable time on your useless self.
From,
Heir Malfoy
Malfy-kins,
You want direct orders. I'll get you direct orders.
Be prepared to write soon.
From,
Me
Aka HP
Aka The More Special One Than You
Potter,
How..What- When…Fuck.
Fine. I will talk with you. But do not think it's from any charm of yours. I would rather drink Flobberworm juice than speak with you willingly in any way.
So lets keep this short.
I am Draco Malfoy, Heir to the Malfoy Name and all those affiliated with it. I am pureblood, and I hate anything to do with mud-bloods, half-bloods and especially you!
I hope the Dark Lord kills you soon. You are using up valuable air.
Unwillingly,
The Malfoy Heir
Mini-Luscius,
Whats'a matter? Can't comprehend that I may be more influential than you? Well you're going to have to shut up and get that nose out'a the sky Malfoy! Cause you've just been booted on the scale of important people to way below me!
*cackles*
Now that that's out of my system. Lets give you a lil' bit more info, so that when/if you're asked about me you'll be able to say that we have been speaking the whole summer. Which. By the way. Is the whole reason for this.
Just a mini tidbit of info, to keep you happy (can Dark Minions be happy? Hmm…)
Though, I suppose I will have to explain a little so that you don't mess up before we've even begun.
Damn, and here I was hoping to keep you in the Dark (excuse the pun *snicker*) for as long as possible.
In any case, due to a whole bunch of unforeseen events (that I won't bother telling you *grins*), I need you to pretend that we have been writing to each other the whole summer and as such, through the complimentary insults etc, we know a bit about each other. Just enough that if someone asks, you can say that we did write to each other, and that you did learn something about me and vice versa.
So yea…
That's basically it for now. Wouldn't want to waste ink I could be using doodling on a letter to you.
From,
The-Boy-Who-Lived
i.e. more famous than you 'cause he gets a hyphenated name
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Somewhere in Malfoy Manor, one Draco Malfoy sat reading said letter and once reaching the end felt a now-familiar twitch developing above his left eye.
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An:
So there you have it. The beginning interaction between our second favourite rivals. Hope some of you are happy. I actually had a lot of fun with this…
Damn.
So, maybe; and I mean maybe I will do some more later on if people want them. The insults were actually quite fun. Though if not letters I could just integrate it into the talking between the two at school…hmm…we'll have to see, eh?
Hope you enjoyed it. I will continue on with the plot the next chapter for all those loyal readers out there.
Thank you for the previous reviews everyone! They are much appreciated.
p.s. In case anyone was wondering what Dray meant by not needing to follow his father's orders and only the Dark Lords orders. I meant that the Dark Lord relayed his orders through Lucius at first, so Harry had to get hold of him and ask him to speak to Malfoy directly.
This didn't result in another favour, as technically it's what Volds should've done in the first place :P
p.p.s. c'mon, lets try for 100 reviews people. Just 4 more of you click that review button and the goal is complete!
