Title: Mad
Pairing/Characters: Lovina, Antonio, and Antonia
Summary: Lovina had never seen Antonio and Antonia argue.


Lovina could hear loud, angry voices as she made her way down the hall toward her dorm room. She shrugged it off, thinking it was just the girls three doors down having an argument about who stole whose favourite blouse again, but as she got closer she noticed one of the voices was definitely male, and then she noticed that the voices were not coming from three doors down, but from her own dorm room, and they sounded very much like what Antonio and Antonia would sound like if they were shouting at one another.

She hesitated before opening the door, because she'd never heard the two have anything more than faux arguments over whose turn it was to babysit Romano or who loved the other more (and then who was meanest when Antonia told Antonio he won). She'd heard Romano and Antonio argue, she'd yelled at Antonio and Antonia (sometimes both at the same time), and she and Romano were always bickering about something, but for the most part Antonio and Antonia got along in the best, most obnoxious way possible.

When she pushed the door open, very slowly, she was met with the sight of Antonio and Antonia wrestling on the couch in front of the television, which was apparently playing a Valencia vs. Barcelona match.

"Oh dear lord," Lovina mumbled as the two idiots continued to shout angrily.

"That's a foul! Antonio no, it was, you just weren't paying attention!"

"It was not, you're just mad we're winni— ow, Antonia, don't twist my arm so hard!"

"Oh sorry, is that better?" If Antonia hadn't twisted it harder Lovina would have thought she was the worst at arguing ever. "You're only winning because they cheated!"

"Did not!"

"Did too! I'm not letting go until you admit it!"

"Then I guess you're never letting go!"

Lovina slowly backed away after setting her schoolbag down by the door, somehow completely unnoticed by the two morons rolling around all over the couch (and then onto the floor just as she was about to leave).

"Everyone is fucking crazy," she mumbled, quickly making her way out of the building. She headed straight to Romano's dorm, though, so she probably was too.