Omg! It's already seven months since my last update , I'm really , really sorry ( * bows), To be honest, I really forgot about this story….I feel really ashamed right now, I hope this chapter is worth it. Btw, in those seven month I tried to improve my English, I hope I did… I really am sorry for the ones who waited this long…sorry…..
Disclaimer : I'm getting sick of this one, everyone knows that I don't own Gintama and that it belongs to Hideaki Sorachi. The only character I own is Hana.
All I can say is "Enjoy reading it XD"
Chapter 4: Don't jump on gelatine puddings!
Hijikata kept looking at the weird dressed man astonished. Those words, What the hell!
"Well, Well, Hijikata-kun! I really love you and you know you have the same feelings for me, and yet you choose someone else over me . And now you act like you don't know me, That's really mean , you know. Do you remember the day when we kissed each other on the lips, how could you forget that wonderful cute mo..": He wasn't even done with his sentence when Hijikata began to yell.
"Listen, I don't know who the heck you are and we never fucking kissed. I never kissed a Man, you dumbass!": Although Hijikata knew he was lying to himself, he kept lying to prevent others from thinking weird of him. 'What the hell! Who is that idiot and why is he saying such ridiculous and embarrassing things in front of everyone!'
"Hijikata-kun, you broke my heart right now, I can't believe you're still saying such a thing": Gintoki kept talking and taking until Hana snapped.
"Hey! Who the hell are you! I'm trying to marry someone right know, so will you please shut it and go away, darling already said he doesn't knows you , so what the do you want then!": She was angry, really angry, Hijikata looked wide-eyed at here, he didn't expect this outburst.
Gintoki suddenly smirked. "Oi… Baka woman, Listen, Hijikata-kun knows who I am and he can cancel the wedding right know if he wants it, btw, Hijikata-kun! If you really don't want to marry her, cancel it, I and OKita-kun already took care of everything , so don't worry": He said smiling innocently at Hijikata. 'No one is gonna have him, definitely not her!': Gintoki thought.
Hijikata looked surprised at him. 'Okita-kun? WAIT! Don't tell me…no! It's not true!...Wait! if I think about it….Oh shit! YOROZUYA!
Gintoki saw the Hijikata's surprised look and laughed. "You finally know who I am, Hijikata-kun? Well, I am going to save you from this disaster, so don't worry, Your prince will be there for you..": He said as he ran toward the vice commander. Finally standing in front of Hijikata he laughed.
Hijikata still surprised by the sudden arrival of Gintoki was in some way relieved. " S-Sakata….."
The silver haired samurai was so happy to hear his name that he hugged Hijikata in front of everyone making the vice commander blush. "Don't worry, Gin-san is there for you, so please cancel this idiotic wedding and don't worry about the shinsengumi, Sougo told me everything, you know how uncanny he is, he already knows everything, so don't hesitate :"He whispered in Hijikata's ear and Hijikata turned red.
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Sougo walked through the streets of the kabukicho district and after few minutes he stood in front of Gintoki's house. Without knocking ( Knowing that no one's at home ) he walked his way into the house. "Ah.. I'm finally here, as I can see no one is at home, everyone went to Hijikata's ruined marriage, even that dog": He said while searching for the refrigerator . He opened on of the doors and saw much to his surprise the China girl in front of him with a dress covered in blood.
After a few seconds noticed Kagura the idiot and glared at him with deadly eyes. "OI! What are you doing here ": She asked.
Sougo looked at her carefully and realized that she was crying.' I didn't knew china could cry'.
"Hm, Why are crying china and why the hell are you covered in blood. Where you that hungry that you killed a gigantic fish and ate it without cooking it?": he asked in a monotonous way while walking to the refrigerator he found a second ago.
"That's none of your business, you sadist and get the hell away from our refrigerator !": She yelled.
Sougo ignored her and opened the refrigerator. Much to his surprise he saw an empty pack of strawberry milk with all over written the text. 'YOU'VE BEEN FOOLED!'.
Sougo sighed. "Danna, I really wanted to see the ruined marriage and Hijikata's face. I wanted to take pictures of it.'' Sougo closed the refrigerator and turned his face around and looked at Kagura who was sitting on the sofa, hands crossed over her legs with her head between it.
'Is she still crying': He though. Without realizing he walked to her and put his hand on her hair and waved it.
Kagura shocked by Sougo's sudden move backed away from him. "O-Oi! Why the hell did you do that!: "She yelled covering her blushing face with her hand.
"I thought you were dead, so I walked to you to check if you were still alive"
"Don't talk bullshit, you dirty Sadist!"
"What did ya say China! You're the one who's covered in blood"
"But I have my reason Idiot!
"OOH! And that reason might be….."
Kagura didn't know what to say, was she going to tell it to him. "Uh…..OI! You're not going to laugh"
"Nope..": He said monotonously.
"I…this isn't blood… I was asked by Aneue to get some lemonade, but on my way I saw a big red gelatine pudding and I couldn't stop myself and jumped on it. Then I realized that my dress was dirty and I promised Shin-chan to not make it dirty."
Sougo sighed. "Are you always that hungry china!"
"Shut up! And why the hell are you here and not at mayora's wedding?": Kagura demanded an answer.
'China will laugh at me if I say that the sadist has been fooled, shit… what can I say….'
" I came here to see you"
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The demon vice commander everyone knew looked like a little girl right now.
"Oi! Who is that!": Yelled Kondo as he stood up, already the tendency to walk to Hijikata, but was stopped by Shinpachi's hand. " You're really obtuse….. Look carefully… Can't you see who that is?": Shinpachi said and sighed. He didn't knew that the commander of the Shinsengumi was this stupid.
Kondo looked carefully and realized the man in black. "Yorozuya!": He yelled.
Gintoki didn't even bother to turn around and continued to look at Hijikata whose face was priceless.
"Y..Yorozuya…I": He wasn't even done with his sentence when he saw a gun pointing at Gintoki.
"Get away from my darling, or I'll kill you!": She said and by her looks she wasn't joking.
"Why should I? , I only go away from him if he wants to, so…Hijikata-kun should I go away from you?"
Without saying anything Hijikata grabbed Gintoki's kimono and held it tightly, that was the only proof he needed."…no…..": He whispered. I think no one could hear expect Gintoki. His ears where amazing when it came to Hijikata.
Gintoki smirked while looking at Hana, still pointing her gun toward the samurai. "I…I don't care if he wants you, He's going to m..marry me and I'll kill you!": She yelled.
"Why?": Gintoki asked out of curiosity.
"Because he's the second in command in the shinsengumi and everyone knows he's strong and that's why I need him. I want him to be my personal bodyguard and with the shinsengumi on my side, I can do everything, and If he don't marry me, the whole shinsengumi will be killed by me..": She said.
Gintoki couldn't hold it in and laughed. "Hahahahahahahahah! Your plan is a failure!, Everyone knows about your plan. Before I came here, I bumped into Yamazaki and told him everything, that's why as you can see, that only Kondo is here, the rest of the shinsengumi is defeating your so called army": He said as he ran towards the girl and with a fast move he kicked the gun out of her hand and pushed her against the wall and tied her up to prevent her from moving. "As I already said, Hijikata is mine!": He yelled through the whole wedding hall.
Hijikata began to blush again and turned his head the other way and smiled. 'Thanks…..'
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That was the fourth chapter, I still am sorry for my late update ( *cries)
Sougo: You're so stupid to forget writing this story.
Hijikata: And to make it worse….. The last chapter was a cliff hanger.
Gintoki : It took me some ******* time to finally have Hijikata in my arms.
Shinpachi: I'm disappointed .
Kagura : I don't care as long as I can eat free food.
Sougo : Only you…
Well, the character are also disappointed in me… but I really appreciate if you review , I love them…..well today I read the reviews and that's when I realized that this story wasn't done…..( Yay for reviews,)
Btw, should I change the rating to M and write some smut or should it stay T? Help me,,, I don't know what to choose…..
Enough of my babbling 'till next time…
To be continued…..
