Okay, Harry here...again. I decided to write a chapter on thing people would never say:

Me (Harry)

I just LOVE the swinging flashdrive of doom

I never want to go back to Hogwarts

Wizards are completely uncool

Paige

Duct Tape is evil and must be destroyed

I love the color pink! It's just soooo pretty!

Cheese is so much better than llamas

Books are pointless and a waste of time

Black is way too dark for me. It makes you look evil

I LOVE Twilight

Amy

Llamas are so much better than cheese

Doodling is stupid

I hate the color green

I would NEVER go see movies just to make fun of them!

Why would you be weird? Being normal is too much fun!

Casper

I hate RG. She's so mean.

Amy and Paige are perfectly reasonable.

I love being held captive!

RG

Casper is evil.

I love the box!

People should stick to one species.

Kendall

Duct Tape is a waste of time

Books are evil

Haley

I hate dogs

You should wait until the last minute to get things done

I hate reading

Erika

Swimming is boring

I hate turtles

My Neighbors

I hate going outside

Of course you can eat all of my food