JUSTUFF: What up, my peeps? How's it going?

Well, I sadly have a cough and a sore throat, but at least I got Thrifty's Ice Cream, and don't have to TELL you the story, instead of you READING it. Ahhh, the power of words! Anyways, I know that I said there would be two plots and MAYBE a sublot. Well, I've decided to do one plot, and one subplot. K? K. This is something new for me, so please be forgivable.

I apologize forever! It didn't come out as I had hoped! And I had hoped that it would turn out good!

DiScLaImEr~TiMe!

Disclaimer: Once Again, I do not own iCarly. I'm not a stealer, so I'm not going to steal the amazing idea of iCarly from the rightful owner, Dan Schneider!

Sam's POV

I'm in love!

I told Freddie I love him, and he told me the same thing, and oh my God I love today!

Sorry, girl moment.

But I've never really been in love before. And nobody's ever really been in love with me either. Well, friendship-wise, but, you know.

When I woke up, I decided to see if Freddie was up. He wasn't, so I decided to go wake him up. The Sam Way, that is.

I wiggled him around forcefully and yelled, "Ahhhhh!" He woke up with a start. As soon as he saw me, he said, "Should've known."

"C'Mon, get up, I'm hungry!" I exclaimed.

"Shocker."

"Hey!"

He sighed. "Where do you want to go?"

I gave him a questioning look.

"What?" He asked.

"I'm just wondering how you still have money."

"I still have a lot left, too. Ahh, Good 'Ol Mom!" He exclaimed, chuckling slightly.

Suddenly, I got an eager grin on my face as an idea popped in my head.

"Sam, no…"

"Oh, yes!"

Meanwhile...

Carly's POV

When I got on the plane, I didn't expect to be miserable. I expected it to be normal. You know, a normal, calming plane ride…unfortunately, I was WRONG. WAY WRONG.

It all started off with the service. OK, the lady came up to me, asking me what I wanted to drink.

"Hello, Maam, I would like an orange juice?" I asked, politely.

"Well, we all LIKE things. Like I LIKE going home. And I LIKE not having to be on a plane for hours. But guess what? I have to anyways." She stated, very rudely.

"I was telling you my order-" I tried defenselessly, but got caught off.

"Well, I was just telling YOU." She said angrily, walking off.

I never did get that fruit beverage…

Back To Sam's POV

Well, we got to the stores, and I saw all the clothes they had to offer, for guys (Freddie is my dress-up doll), and girls. I had spent a ton of money, and the walking was all worth it!

Well, for me at least.

While looking at another amazing top, I bumped into someone.

She was a girl with brownish-blondeish hair, and about as long as Carly's, and she had on a plain bright pink T-Shirt. She also wore white shorts, a white headband and white Vans.

"I'm sorry." I apologized. "Oops, forgot. You don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?"

"I understand." She stated.

"You do?"

"President's Week Field Trip. We do it annually at our school, but only for my grade."

"Cool." I replied.

"How'd you get here?" She asked.

"Won a Shirley Spaghetti Eating Contest. Ate an adult spaghetti plate in a certain amount of time."

"Nice!" She exclaimed, "I'm Kelly, by the way."

"Sam." I said, shaking her hand. Then, she spotted Freddie.

"Who's he?" She asked, all flirtatiously.

"Mine." I stated, ice falling from my words.

"Sorry." She replied, but every time I looked up at her, she still kept checking him out. I almost ripped her arm off.

Literally.

"Hum," I said, pretending to clear my throat, "I said he's MINE."

"I know. But I can still win him over. I can win ALL guys over."

"Yeah, well not that one," I said, basically speaking for Freddie, "He would NEVER cheat on me. And he would never fall for a girl like you."

"A girl like me?" She questioned, acting innocent, like she had a halo over her head. If she did I'd grab it and rip it apart.

"Yeah," I stated, matter-of-factly, "I met you about 5 seconds ago, and in 5 seconds, you can change from Snow White to Hades."

"Well, as beautiful as Snow White, or as ugly as Hades, I can win Freddie over you." She replied.

"Why do you want Freddie so badly? You don't even know what he's like. He's sweet, smart, and just a good person, and I don't want him to end up falling for an ugly person like you." I responded.

"Look, I'm beautiful." She said, confident in her looks.

"Maybe on the outside, but not on the inside. Now, you better call 911, because I'm about to break that little face of yours you call beautiful."

Carly's POV

And then, the people next to me, and around me.

The mayhem started with a little blonde boy, about 5. He kept kicking the back of my chair. When I asked him to knock it off, he wouldn't listen. So I told his mother and she took it personally.

"Are you questioning my parenting skills?" She asked.

"No, I was just asking if you could tell him-"

"I've had 5 kids, I think I know parenting."

"Wow, 5?" I questioned, surprised. Then, she kept telling her son to keep doing it!

Then, there was this guy next to me, and this girl next to me. And since they couldn't reach each other, they texted each other. Giggles, giggles, giggles, all the way to Seattle! Do you know that I didn't get any sleep.

Then, this guy was snoring so loud, everyone on the whole plane could hear him! Ugh!

I'm with Sam on this one:

I hate people.

I was SO GLAD when I got off that plane!

Sam's POV

"Wow," She chuckled, "You really think I'm scared of you. I have a blackbelt in Tai Quan Dou." (A:N-Sorry! I have no idea how to spell it!) So, I decided to show her why she should be scared.

I flipped her over.

Yep, right there in that little shop. Because that is exactly what she deserved. She ran away fast, because most people can tell how strong I am by how hard they pound into the ground. Luckily, no Italian police guards came and kicked me out of the store. That would have been a mess!

But UN-Luckily, Freddie did. How is it that unlucky you may ask? Well, I didn't want Freddie to know I wasn't jealous of anyone. I can be a little insecure sometimes, and that's hard to admit, even to Freddie. And especially Carly. Why?

Look at her. Look at me. It's no wonder why he had liked her at one point.

But of course it ended up going exactly as I had feared. He asked, I looked into his eyes, and the truth ended up spilling out of me. I also knew he would try to comfort me, but I didn't know his comforting work.

This just increases my love for that amazing Fredduchini. (Get it? Because we're in…Italy…nevermind.)

So, did you guys like it? I had a REALLY hard time on this one, I have no idea why. Probably the hardest chapter, so I'm VERY sorry for it sucking so hard, but I hope you still enjoyed it, and I hope you review!

Here's a Shout-Out to Seddie141!

You're comment REALLY made me smile!

SAYING OF THE CHAPTER: Bees Beam, Bees Sneeze, and Bees Buzz but us together are awesome!

Anyways, Bye-Bye!

~Zazeendot

P.S.- I know the correct saying is "iHave Problems, but I thought iGot Problems would be more fun and interesting!

Now…

*ReViEw!*