A/N;Ok this is an greatly edited version of my original thoughts, since I was too embarress to add everything that was on my mind.
Also I don't own Harry Potter and please review.
Diagon Alley
Lying up on the Rooftops, two Aurors looked threw a couple Binoculars. "Merlin, Clair is going to kill a certain Familiar if she learns where she sent that Clone." Shacklebolt blushed as he watch a clone of a certain snakelike Wizard walked into a store he wouldn't be caught dead in.
"Well at least Tonks seems to be way too happy to follow Clover's Clone." A slightly blushing Mad-eye informed his partner, as his false eye followed the young Auror. "But I do think you need to discipline that Auror more since she is heading toward the sales area of the store." Mad-eye warned but quickly shook his head. "Never mind, the Clone is also there, and I think he is talking to Tonks about the items on sale." A very red face Mad-eye informed his partner, whom was not sure he wanted to see what his young Auror was looking at.
"Great don't tell me Tonks decided to buy some things while she is there?" Shacklebolt grumbled before mumbling about threats to the young Auror when she gets back to Auror Headquarters.
"Tonks is probably trying to get some dirt on Clair off the clone to use against her for their daily girls night out." Mad-eye suggested as he cringed at the last few times he head bits about the event.
"Don't tell me the girls are still forcing Clair to join their nightly meetings?" Shacklebolt grinned as he shook his head at the thought.
"They are, and I hear Molly and sometimes Tonks would attend their nightly meeting." Mad-eye grinned as he remembered seeing the young Witch being taking to one of the girl's rooms, to disappear until morning.
"You know I still don't believe they allowing Clair into their private sanctuary, since don't she still have the mind of an adolescent boy?" Shacklebolt wondered as his partner shrugged.
"I wouldn't know about that, since Clair seems fine being feminine and such." Mad-eye stopped as he again focused on the store. "Tonks and the Clone are leaving the store now we better get ready for anything." Mad-eye suggested as they removed their wands.
On the streets of Diagon Alley, as many shoppers screamed and ran away, from a Snakelike Wizard, a pink hair Witch smiled at him. "Thanks Tommy boy for the Info about Clair, I will put it to good use." Tonks smiled as did the Wizard.
"It was my pleasure Ms. Tonks, and if you need anymore dirt on my sister, I can tell you more maybe later tonight, but for now I need to get some Potions for her, since I heard from Madam Pomfrey she might be starting her Monthlies next month." Voldemort clone gave a snakelike grinned causing a shiver to run down the Auror's spine.
"In that case, here is some money, since I too need those potions." Tonks suggested while giving a disgusted look as she handed some Galleons, before turning to leave.
As the Clone started to the Potion store, an explosion rocked the street as another Dark Lord appeared. "Who dares impersonate me?" Voldemort madly hissed as his wand pointed to the clone.
"Its just little old me Tommy Boy the Dark Lord of Dance." The clone happily danced before a not so happy Dark Lord.
"Then I suggest that you die!" Voldemort madly yelled while waving his Wand. "Avada Kedavra!" Voldemort yelled sending a green Curse at the clone, but to his surprise a watery three-foot thick wall shot up from the ground, and slowing the incoming Curse to the speed of a snail.
With the Curse trapped in a watery wall, a four-year-old girl appeared beside the Clone. "Come on Tommy Boy, I better get you home, since I never created you for duels." Clover warned before taking the clone's hand and disappearing from the street.
With the clone gone, a messy hair Witch appeared and waved her Wand at the watery wall, which sent the Dark Curse flying up into the air. "Be glad Tom Riddle, I have a Dragon to take care of, or I will be taking care of you now." A very red face Clair hissed before disappearing from the street.
"What in Merlin's name just happen here?" Voldemort yelled as pops sounded around him.
"Tom Riddle, you are under arrest for Murder and terrorist activities!" Shacklebolt firmly ordered as the Dark Lord glared at him.
"Do you think you can arrest me?" Voldemort laughed as he reached into his Robes. "Just be glad I am not at my full power, or you all would be dead now!" Voldemort angrily warned before disappearing from the streets, to the Aurors relief.
As the danger pass, the Head Auror turned to his partner. "Mad-eye head back to Headquarters and get Albus informed of what just happen." Shacklebolt quickly started as he looked to his partner. "I need to head to the Ministry and alert them of Voldemort's return." Shacklebolt quickly suggested as the ex-Auror nodded.
"I will get the word to Albus, but I just hope the Minister will not try to dismiss this claim especially with the whole of Diagon Alley as Witnesses to the appearance of the Dark Lord." Mad-eye barked before disappearing with a pop.
