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Pepper and Tony will be having a lets say, intimate moment. But no sex. Cuz Pepper and Tony having sex grosses us out. And Tony will fall in love with a child. NO he will not be raping anyone. Or sleeping with the child. Until…..well you can figure that one out. Please do not get mad or attempt to reach through your screen and kill us.

Oh yeah btw thanks for all the reviews :D We really appreciate the feedback. It also helps us get ideas. And shit (Maile said this not me). Oh yeah. We've never been properly introduced. There's two of us Maile and Bianca. K yeah. If you actually read all that thanks. If not then you can suck it. Not really. But seriously. Go suck it. K bye.

Tony sat staring at the two small children that sat close to Loki. They looked so much like them it was scary. They all sat around his living room. Pepper was sitting next to him holding a glass and laughing at a joke that Rogers made about something. He really wasn't listening to anything. He took a sip of his scotch and continued to stare at the two children.

"So Loki, Thor, how are you two able to have children?" Loki stared at Banner and held back his laugh.

"Well, we did not know until about a month in and even then I just thought I was sick. The AllFather had to tell us."

"AllFather?" Pepper asked suddenly.

"My father, Odin." Thor spoke up before Loki could answer.

"Yes, he told us that the Jotunn are breeders and we never realized it before but there are not any female Frost Giants there." Banner looked at him leaning forward slightly, intrigued.

"So how did you, you know, give birth?" Banner asked after a long silence.

Loki and Thor looked at each other. Loki grinned. Thor just shook his head. "should we tell them?" "No." "Why not?" "Cuz I said so" "But-" "No" Bu-" "No" "Oh come on Thor." "No" Loki's lower lip started to quiver pitifully. "You're no fun." "Loki we are in public" Loki just crossed his arms and turned away his lip poking out.

Tony just stared before breaking the awkward silence. "Is it just me or is reindeer games pouting?" Thor just glared at him. Banner cleared his throat. "So yeah back to my question. How exactly do you give birth." Loki glanced at Thor before blurting the answer out. "Let's just say they come out the same way it 'comes' in." Thor blushed fuchsia while Loki just grinned at the stunned faces. "What goes in where Papa?" Everyone turned to the small voice that came from Loki's left side. It was Fenrir. Tony was the first to speak.

"Things you don't need to know about yet, kid." Fenrir turned bright blue eyes on Tony. He found himself unable to speak. He was stunned. It was like the world had suddenly centered on this one boy. Tony mentally punched himself in the face multiple times. This was a child. He turned quickly away only to be met with the knowing eyes of Hel. How can a child have eyes that looked so old? She leaned forward to whisper in his ear. "He will need you as much as you will need him." He blinked. Wait….she's not in front of me. He glanced around to see her sitting on Thor's lap. Tony blinked in shock. What in the hell is going on? "…Tony. Tony. TONY!" He jumped when he heard Pepper. "What?" "I've been calling your name for the last five minutes. Are you alright?"

"Yeah, why?" He turned and saw his face reflected in her eyes. He saw that he was very pale.

"You're very pale. Are you feeling alright? Do you need to go to the bathroom?"

"Yeah. I'll be back." He excused himself and left for the bathroom quickly. He remembered what Hel had whispered. But she was across the room when she did that. He stared at himself in the mirror. If what she said was true then the next few years he had waiting for Fenrir to grow up was gonna be long and hard…..no not hard. Lets not use that word again. Ever. Difficult…yeah that word. Difficult not hard. Shit. Dammit. Fuck-tard. Pepper. Yeah, yeah Pepper. Naked Pepper. A very, wet very naked Pepper. Hmmm wet…..and wearing something blue. Like his eyes…..fuck me. Its gonna be a long ass 16 years until that boy is 18. And what in the holy-fucking-gay-hell was he gonna do about Pepper?

**Knocking**

"Tony are you ok?" Pepper's worried voice was his undoing. He opened the door and pulled her into the large bathroom. He kissed her hard. "Tony?" She asked when he released her from his lips. She was panting, her hair was a mess, and her clothes were a mess. "Tony?" fuck it That was his last thought as he walked out of the bathroom. Tony Stark the famous playboy, billionaire, philanthropist could not get it up. What was wrong with him? He was known as a ladies man and now this? All this because of some little boy?

"Tony? You look sick." Banner spoke when he reentered the room.

"Nah, I'm fine just need to get a drink." He lied. He needed a whole lot more than a drink.

**Four Years Later**

"Fenrir get back here!" Loki stomped his way to his son's room where he had barricaded himself. Fenrir crawled under his bed. No way in hell am I going back. Not when I have to see him again. Seeing him and being able to comfort him is going to kill me. Two years ago Pepper and Tony broke up. Apparently their sex life wasn't all that it was cracked up to be. So Pepper left him looking ecstatic that she would finally get to have sex after being celibate for four years. Fenrir was brought back to the present by his father's incessant yelling. He rolled his eyes. Fenrir had grown quite a bit since the last time they visited Midgard. He now had the looks of an 18-year-old man. Bright blue eyes much like his father, Thor's but they held the same depth as Loki's.

Loki was getting very angry with his son, for a 6 year old he had a lot of attitude. He began to pound on the door and yell loudly. Thor heard his husband yelling from a few rooms away. He decided it was a good idea to see what the problem was so he got off of his chair and headed to Fenrir's room where Loki was punching the door.

"Loki, calm down. I will speak with him." Thor pulled Loki away from the door and began to rub soothing circles on her arms.

"I do not know what his problem is! He loves going to Midgard but now this?" Loki pinched the bridge of his nose and closed his eyes getting irritated again. Thor kissed Loki's forehead.

"I will deal with him. Go get Hel ready to leave." Loki closed his eyes and nodded before leaving Thor to his son. Thor stared at the door for a moment before speaking. "Fenrir, open the door, please." The door finally opened.

"What?" Fenrir stared into the same piercing eyes that he had.

"Why do you not want to go to Midgard?" Thor got right to the point.

"I just do not want to go, Father." Fenrir felt that knot in his stomach that he got whenever he lied to someone he loved.

"Why do you feel like you must lie to me? Just tell me the truth, son."

"I just don't." The knot was getting larger and tighter.

"Fenrir."

"Father."

Thor sighed. This is not going to be easy. Thor eyed his son. He pounced. Fenrir's eyes popped open at the sight of his father jumping on him and they scuffled for a few minutes before Thor managed to pin Fenrir down. "Loki! I need a little help over here!" Loki walked in to find a very upset Fenrir with a very happy Thor sitting on him. He glanced up when Loki stared at him for a while and he felt his stares.

"What do you need help with? It looks like you have everything under control here." Hel walked up behind him and began to giggle. Fenrir just glared. Well glared as well as he could in this position. He blew blonde fringe out of his eyes. "How exactly is his making me go to Midgard? At this rate it just means you're going to be late." Thor glanced down at Fenrir. "Shh. Papa and I are talking."

"Fenrir, do you not want to go get ice cream with me?" Hel spoke from Loki's side. Fenrir's eyes grew wide as he recalled the last time they went and tried that delicious dessert that the Midgardians loved so much that Hawkeye let them try while they were there.

"When are we leaving?" Fenrir asked as he began to drool thinking about all of the ice cream they were going to eat while they were there this time.

**Midgard

Pepper hesitated, she needed to get her shit from Tony's but the last time they had spoken was when she decided to break it off. Fuck, just knock on the door and get it over with, Pepper. She shook her head and put on a forced smile to show him that she was happy and knocked on the door.

"Sir Ms. Potts is at the door."

"I'm not home Jarvis." Tony was debating on which shirt to wear. Blue or green? Well this blue matched his eyes but green was his favorite color.

"Tony I know you're in there. Jarvis doesn't tell people that you're not home unless you tell him to."

Dammit. Leave it to Pepper. Well maybe she can help me with the shirt thing. "Just let her in Jarvis. Not like she's gonna leave me alone anytime soon."

Pepper stalked into the room. "Tony when are you going to stop telling Jarvis to send people away?" "When people start leaving me alone. Now which shirt?" he asked holding the two out. Pepper glanced at them before leaving to walk to the closet. "These." She said drawing out a bright green shirt and a blue jacket. She walked over to him and handed him the items. "Look Tony I just dropped by to grab something I forgot. Then I'll be completely out of your way for good." Tony eyed her as he pulled the shirt over his head.

"Whatever you say Pepper." Tony walked over to the exit shouting over his shoulder "Grab whatevers yours I have to get going. Thor and Loki are coming back to visit and I have to make sure I'm not late." Yeah because Fenrir will get mad at him. Better not say that out loud. Pepper rolled her eyes as she headed down to the lab. Why that boy was so infatuated with Tony and vice versa she will never understand. Fenrir would always stare at Tony and demand to sit in his lap. God he hated it when he would sit on his lap. Most awkward time of his life. Tony shook his head trying to get the image out of his head.

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On a side note we're currently debating on whether or not Fenrir will be a breeder or not. We're open to opinions so please review! If it's not too much trouble please explain why too. We have a general idea of where we're going with this but we need opinions! K tanks. Bye bye lovelies.