Hello! Wow-a-zow – prompts and rules galore! Thanks to the following wonderful people:
moonagedaydreaming, who asked for Rules 884 to 886, Saphreanna Grea, who wanted to see Rule 887 and anotamous, who wished for (and got) Rule 888.
Dautr abr du Sundavar requested Rules 889 and 890, mindless-junk-247 wanted to see Rules 891 to 897, and River's Dream inspired Rules 898 and 899.
Jen-NCIS-Lover gave me the prompts for Rules 900 to 903, Scotius gave me Rules 904 to 906 and last but never ever least, Shadows-of-Realm gave me the ideas for Rules 907 to 919. (The opening skit is also a joint effort from Shadows, who is one of the people responsible for my sudden and new obssession with Sparky. Blame Shadows and Scotius!)
Thanks, guys! You lot are SHINY!
Anyways, onwards! More chaos and insanity! Mwahahahahaaaah!
John strolled into Elizabeth's office, planning on asking the expedition leader if she had reconsidered his proposal to turn one of the abandoned labs in the depths of the city into an indoor skateboard park. What he didn't expect was to find his boss (and, respectively, his girlfriend) sitting on her desk in a playgirl outfit, complete with the now infamous bunny ears and a matching tail...
"Well?" Elizabeth asked huskily, "how do you like the outfit?"
John opened and closed his mouth a couple of times wordlessly, his eyes wide. Shaking his head, he glanced back out to the Control Room to see if anyone else had noticed Weir's new outfit, but found that that glass windows had become opaque. "What?" he managed to gasp.
"It's a nifty trick, isn't it?" Elizabeth asked, walking over to him. "Rodney finally worked out what that little button under my desk was for, and I thought I'd test it out."
"Really? You mean... Here? Now?" John asked, clearly not to taken with the idea of public exhibitionism. (When asked later, he would strongly deny that his words came out as little more than a squeak.) "But they'll hear everything!" he exclaimed, his hands doing an uncanny impression of McKay by flying around in front of his face.
Elizabeth raised an immaculate eyebrow. "Nope, it's soundproof too."
The pilot grinned mischievously. "Oh. Well why didn't you say so?"
Twenty minutes later, Rodney ran up the stairs, intent on discussing something that was utterly vital with Weir. He was far too excited to notice that the usually see-through glass was now dark and burst into the office, in his usual brusque manner...
...Only to get an eyeful and possible scarring for life.
"Eliza- Oh my GOD!"
John and Elizabeth scrabbled around frantically, hastily pulling clothes back on with embarrassed throat clearings. John gave Rodney a death glare. "Something you needed, buddy?" he growled.
"My EYES!" the physicist wailed. "I need my eyes, Sheppard!"
"Oh get over it, McKay!" John drawled, rolling his own eyes in exasperation. Elizabeth, meanwhile, had gone bright red and decided that her best course of action was to hide under the desk and pretend she wasn't there at all. "You're an adult, aren't you? And don't tell me you never fantasized about bunny girls before..."
"Well, yeah," Rodney admitted, albeit a bit reluctantly. "But its ELIZABETH!" he said, stoically ignoring the whimpering coming from where the expedition leader was hiding. "Don't you know how wrong it is, seeing my best friend and my boss... Well... with... and... Sort of..."
"You know, you are allowed to say it, Rodney. We're all adults."
"Ha ha, Colonel. Very droll."
John grinned wickedly, enjoying his friend's embarrassment. "Go on, say it!"
"No!" Rodney squeaked. "I don't want to."
"We were having SEX, Rodney," John said, speaking very slowly as if to a child. "There. See? It's not so bad, is it? Sex..."
"Argh!" the Canadian cried, flinging his hands up over his ears. "Stop it! You'll make my ears bleed next!"
"Oh, get over it, McKay!"
"CARSON!"
Rule 881: Stag parties are banned until further notice.
Dr Mary Morgan and Captain Greg Silver finally decided to tie the knot after two years of dating and living together. The rest of the expedition was overjoyed – it was going to be the first wedding on Atlantis. However, they soon changed their minds after they saw the results of the captain's stag party – seven people were admitted to Carson with alcohol poisoning, another three were suffering from sprained ankles and Elizabeth was in shock after she saw what had happened to the Gate Room.
Rule 882: And that includes holding them on the Alpha site too, ya radge bastards!
Not one to be dissuaded by things easily, Captain Silver decided to hold his stag do on the Alpha site... and was admitted to Carson the next morning suffering from exposure. Carson was on the warpath, and Dr Morgan had to be physically restrained when she saw the state of her husband-to-be.
Rule 883: NO MORE DRUNKEN WEDDINGS!
A. It's not funny.
B. I WILL hurt you.
C. And so will my new husband...
Eventually, Mary and Greg tied the knot – and at the reception, a couple of other people did too. Namely, the Chief of Medicine and Atlantis' Head Scientist...
Now Carson was twitching and trying to get a divorce, Rodney refused to come out of hiding and John found the whole thing hilarious. Or at least, he did until Carson and Rodney got hold of him.
Rule 884: Do not make voodoo dolls of each other.
After finally getting their divorce, Rodney and Carson decided to take their well-deserved revenge on those responsible for their 'wedding'. Carson pulled out his voodoo doctor kit that Rodney had gotten for him several months ago and found some voodoo dolls. Rodney (being a resourceful and scarily cunning man) got a hold of some personal effects and soon, Laura, Katie, John and Elizabeth were all in the Infirmary suffering from excruciating pains across their bodies.
The rest of the expedition made a mental note to never EVER mess with Drs McKay or Beckett ever again.
Rule 885: You are not allowed to use Dr Beckett's shots as weapons, even if they ARE highly effective on the Wraith.
A. It's medicine, not a chemical weapon.
B. Besides, Carson's supply is running out, and don't pretend that that wasn't your plan from the beginning!
SGA-5 discovered that some of the injections Carson used were lethal to the Wraith. So, they stole a large quantity and went hunting. While it was agreed that the shots were highly effective, Carson was not impressed – as SGA-5 soon discovered.
Rule 886: You are not allowed to question the contents in Carson's shots, even if they do seem weird.
A. Yes, we know it's a bit worrying that it can kill the Wraith, but really.
After a mysterious memo went around the city, the rest of the expedition refused to take any of their shots until they'd had a full chemical breakdown of the contents. Carson's mood got even worse and eventually, the Fred and Gums were called in to break up the fighting.
John and Rodney went into hiding.
Rule 887: Do not give Teyla red cordial.
A. It does strange things to her.
Having been previously banned from consuming any alcohol, the rest of SGA-1 thought that soft drinks wouldn't be quite so problematic for their Athosian team-mate. They were proved to be rather wrong when the red cordial they gave Teyla to try made her run around screaming about 'Chibi Wraiths'.
The rest of the crew were all very scared and more than a little bit concerned. Carson had to lock Teyla in the Isolation Room until the cordial wore off.
SGA-1, meanwhile, were more disturbed at how Teyla had discovered 'chibis' than what the drink had done to her.
Rule 888: The animals can tell if they're being insulted.
A. Don't insult them.
Some people never learned – and Kavanaugh was the worst of them. After spending nearly two days snarling obscenities and the like at any pets he happened to see, the zoo decided that the long-haired Chemist needed to be taught a lesson. Preferably one he'd never forget...
Two hours later, and Kavanaugh was in the Infirmary, unable to speak, and covered from head to toe in bites, scratches and even some more unspeakable things. Carson had to get his 2IC, Dr Morrison, to deal with the man, as he couldn't look at Kavanaugh without laughing. The pets, meanwhile, were now the pride of Atlantis.
Rule 889: Twilight Vs Underworld wars are to cease IMMEDIATELY.
Atlantis was divided once again, this time by which vampires were better – the ones in Twilight or the ones from Underworld. When the fighting turned ugly, Carson stepped in, aided and abetted by Fred and Gums. Now half the expedition members were in the Infirmary, while the other half stood and laughed.
Rule 890: The same goes for the Vampires Vs Werewolves fights.;
Not amused by the 'Twilight Vs Underworld' ban, those responsible changed it into 'Vampires Vs Werewolves'. After John, Rodney, Laura, Lorne, Parrish, Teyla and even Biro were all admitted with some... unusual... injuries, Carson was not impressed.
Neither were the rest of the opposing 'clans' when he made them all come in for physicals on a daily basis.
Rule 891: Die Hard films are now banned.
The Marines had a 'Die Hard' marathon that ended up in them running around the city pretending to be fighting terrorists and the like. Carson just banged his head against the wall and locked himself in his office until they'd had enough.
Rule 892: Simon Says games are also prohibited.
The Marines were at it again, this time by playing Simon Says. The normally safe and child-friendly game became increasingly violent and after three people were admitted to the Infirmary with broken bones, another five with severe head trauma and even one person with a gunshot wound, the Scotsman's patience wore out.
Afterwards, no one could even breathe the words 'Simon Says' without Carson twitching and growling.
Rule 893: No more 'Lord of the Rings' quotes!
Carson thought that everyone had gotten over their 'movie quotes' phase, but was proved to be completely wrong when the Marines started quoting random chunks from all three of the 'Lord of the Rings' films. Eventually, after hearing the 'They're taking the hobbits to Isengard' song more times than was humanly possibly, he snapped. The results were very ugly indeed, and the rest of the Command Staff posted this rule to prevent any further bloodshed.
Rule 894: Revenge is childish.
A. Bloody well pack it in, the lot of you!
Cadman and Radek got into a fight which turned into chaos when the soldier taped the Czech to the ceiling of Lab Three and left him there for two days. Thankfully, Radek was relatively unharmed, but Laura was going to be a dead woman if he ever caught her.
Carson dutifully patched up the engineer and kept mum as to Cadman's whereabouts – he wasn't exactly thrilled with the idea of Radek tearing his girlfriend to pieces.
Rule 895: Do not reconfigure the controls of the Jumpers.
A. How many times do I have to tell you?
Some of the newbies decided to have a go at reconfiguring the controls of Jumper One. They'd probably have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't have been for the fact that now everything was back to front – meaning that they Jumper when back when it should have gone forwards, left rather than right, down instead of up and stopped completely when the pilot tried to increase the power in the engine pods.
Even more unluckily for them, John and Rodney happened to be in Jumper One when things went loopy. Now they were baying for blood and Carson was seriously considering just letting them tear the newbies to bits.
After all, it would make his life a lot easier if he didn't have to patch them up every five minutes.
Rule 896: Any/all fancy dress costumes are now on the contraband items list.
A. That includes you too, John!
Carson banned fancy dress costumes after the annual masked ball turned into a living nightmare. One of the science teams had unknowingly activated an Ancient device that turned people into whatever costume they were wearing. Luckily, Carson and Rodney hadn't yet changed into their outfits, so were unaffected – unlike their friends. Elizabeth was busy trying to kill Ronon (they were an Amazon warrior and a six foot rabbit respectively), Teyla and Radek were on the run from Lorne, Parrish and Laura (mice and cats) while John was now running around trying to drink everyone's blood (he hadn't quite gotten over his vampire fixation).
Carson and Rodney managed to turn off the device before the casualties became fatal, and then proceeded to beat the crap out of everyone for wearing such stupid costumes.
Rule 897: The hologram room is not to be used to make your own 3D movies.
John decided that the hologram room would make a perfect 3D cinema, and that Jurassic Park was the most appropriate movie to test it out. Unfortunately, he hadn't taken into account that having life-size hologrammatic dinosaurs appear out of nowhere would freak everyone else out. After Carson had dealt with all the casualties, he went on the warpath, baying for the Air Force man's blood.
Rule 898: Do not let Malachi anywhere near water balloons.
A. Just... no.
The little Sphinx was causing yet more chaos. He'd now discovered that he could breathe fire and that if he did it during a water balloon fight, things became much more amusing. Unfortunately, SGA-1 and 9 didn't quite see it that way... and neither did Carson after he got soaked by a water balloon that 'spontaneously combusted' right over his head.
Rule 899: Also, he's not allowed anywhere near the mess hall.
After being banned from going anywhere near water balloons, Malachi discovered that the mess hall was just as good a source of entertainment. Again, the expedition members were not amused, especially when the Sphinx started to swoop down over their heads while they were eating. Things almost turned ugly when Malachi made off with Angus' dinner – luckily, Rodney was able to stop his pet tiger from eating SGA-7's mascot.
Rule 900: Ice cubes are only to be used for their intended purposes.
A. Pranks are NOT one of them.
A very bored SGA-3 and too much downtime resulted in a very big mess. Lorne and Parrish had decided to steal the Cook's supply of ice cubes and gleefully set about causing chaos. After fifteen people were admitted to Carson having nearly suffered heart attacks or strokes from having said ice cubes dropped down the back of their shirts, the Scotsman was not in a particularly forgiving mood.
Evan and Tim promptly fled.
Rule 901: The same goes for Whipped Cream!
SGA-3's antics had inspired SGA-4, who took their initial idea one step further – by using whipped cream. Carson was so angry at the damage he now had to fix that not even Laura's puppy dog pout could save her from the 'booster shots' that the rest of her team were subjected to.
Rule 902: The Atlantis Chatroom is not to be abused.
A. If I have to clean up any more fights...
To make their down-time more amusing, the crew created the Atlantis Chatroom on their internal server. In the beginning, it was amusing and good-natured – until someone hacked into Radek's account and used it to send defamatory and derogatory comments about various other expedition personnel. After Radek was nearly lynched by Stackhouse, Heightmeyer, Ronon and the Cooks, Rodney discovered that Kavanaugh was to blame. Once Carson had patched up Radek, the three of them told the others then went to watch the ensuing carnage.
Rule 903: I said no more revenge wars!
After a mission went south, SGA-7 and 10 were on the verge of murdering each other for no better reason than breathing. Unfortunately, they decided to settle their grudge the old-fashioned way – namely, by having the mother of all revenge wars. At first, it was amusing (the odd bucket of water landing on someone's head, putting Nair in someone's shampoo and so on) but soon, the Command Staff had to break it up.
Especially after SGA-7 rigged the fire sprinklers to go off whenever any of SGA-10 entered a room. As it turned out, water and Ancient systems were not the best of friends and SGA-10 ended up in the Infirmary suffering from electrocution.
John and Rodney were furious, while Carson was prowling around the city looking for the mysteriously 'vanished' SGA-7.
Rule 904: All examples of native art are to be delivered to Anthropology Department.
A. Seriously folks, enough is enough.
B. If you think that Dr. Weir is not dangerous you are in for nasty surprise - just ask Lorne and his team what she can do.
All the off-world teams had a standing competition – a large, and still growing stash of candies was the reward for the team who could bring the ugliest and tackiest possible object of native art in Pegasus back for their expedition leader.
(The sole exception was SGA-1: Teyla was too sensible, Rodney couldn't care less, Ronon didn't see the point, and John, for once, knew better).
At first, Elizabeth was grateful and touched, but as her collection grew bigger and, well, rather nightmarish, she went from exasperated to disturbed, annoyed and furious. She finally snapped when SGA-3 proudly presented her with a truly hideous sculpture they had found in a Belkan market. It was made from dried bat wings, snake skins, animal bones and last but not least, a shrunken Wraith head on the top. It also made for a surprisingly good fighting stick as Lorne and his men immediately found out... the hard way.
Two concussions, a cracked collarbone and thirty four stitches later, Carson was fairly sure they had learned their lesson well.
Rule 905: Milo is not a pack mule.
A. He is an official member of SGA-2 – so treat him with respect, or face their wrath.
SGA-7 'borrowed' Milo from Lt. Stackhouse for a trade mission on MX4-321. Richard was a bit mystified as to the reason why they would need his robo-dog on such an ordinary assignment, but he was too busy with his Jumper-flying lessons for the newbies to spare a second thought for the matter.
Two days later, he found his answer when he accidentally witnessed SGA-7's return in the Gate Room. Milo was barely visible from under the mound of sacks, crates and baskets while the four traitorous Marines carried nothing but their weapons. It didn't matter that the titanium frame and Ancient servos could easily carry a load twice as heavy – the young pilot literally saw red and promptly used all the skills that allowed him to survive in a hostile galaxy to show SGA-7 the error of their ways.
After dust settled, four Marines and two Security members were carried to Infirmary, Lieutenant Stackhouse wound up in the brig for a week and Elizabeth took preventative measures by scheduling him and his team for mandatory anger management sessions with Kate Heightmeyer.
Rule 906: Using the 'animation machine' is STRICTLY forbidden.
As a punishment for his outburst, Lt. Stackhouse and his team were assigned with the exploration of Atlantis for a whole month. Normally it meant mapping mostly empty rooms and sloshing through stale water. In this case, though, Stackhouse's affiliation with strange Ancient gadgets (and Murphy's Law) held true.
In a distant and inconspicuous room, the young team leader unerringly touched the sole working piece of technology. A blue light emanated from the flashlight-like object and touched Sgt. Estevez's backpack. Things got hectic and messy for a while when the muffins she had packed for lunch freed themselves from bag and scared the living daylights out of everyone by hopping and bouncing around.
When order was restored with creatively used knives, hats and gun butts, Singh and Jenkins analysed the device and found that its effects lasted for roughly 15 minutes, worked for any organic matter and it mimicked only a semblance of life - which greatly relieved the Hindu conscience of Dr. Singh. At that point, Richard Stackhouse got one of his infamous ideas for exacting creative revenge on his team's 'foes'.
The very next day in the Mess hall, Flora Estevez distracted the members of SGA-7 while he and Dr. Singh irradiated their lunch with the 'ani-rays'. The effects were immediate and spectacular when dishes literally jumped at their owners. The situation would have probably evolved into a harmless and hilarious food fight, but unfortunately in their haste, the boys used too high a setting - two of SGA-7's Marines were trampled by a herd of wild chairs, while their resident geek went for a ride on top of rogue table, fell of it and broke a leg and two ribs.
Normally in a situation like this the Command Staff as a whole would gang up on those guilty - but this time, John Sheppard took matters in his own hands. He dished out a punishment so cruel and unusual that it was still spoken about in hushed tones long after the Atlanteans ceased to cautiously poke their Jell-O before taking a bite.
He assigned Dr. Burns to SGA-2 for two whole months worth of off-world missions.
Rule 907: Replicators are not toys!
John found a Replicator sealed in one of the maintenance labs in the depths of the city. Unfortunately, his supergene activated the release mechanism and soon, hysteria reigned in Atlantis. Thankfully, Rodney was able to re-create an ARG before there were too many casualties, but Carson wasn't in a very forgiving mood... as John soon found out.
Rule 908: Any Ancients that just 'happen' to visit are to be escorted to the brig IMMEDIATELY.
Elizabeth made Carson enforce this rule after John and SGA-1 returned with a very attractive (and, more importantly, very FEMALE) Ancient. The expedition leader was not amused to find her boyfriend wrapped around said hottie and vice versa. However, before there was a re-enactment of the now infamous 'Elizabeth Wrestles Anyone Who Looks at John the Wrong Way' scene, the Ancient turned into a Wraith and promptly tried to eat the Air Force man.
Thankfully, the rest of SGA-1 were quicker on the uptake than their fearless leader and blew said Wraith into tiny little bits. Carson quickly discovered that John had been drugged and when the pilot regained his senses, he had a LOT of fast talking to do to everyone.
Elizabeth was not amused.
Rule 909: Wrestling matches are now banned permanently.
A. Even if it's the girls doing the wrestling.
B. ESPECIALLY IF ELIZABETH'S INVOLVED...
When SG-1 visited Atlantis, Elizabeth and Carter decided to have a wrestling match. No one was sure why they chose to have said brawl, but the men went to a happy place and Carson sold tickets. John and Rodney cheered the girls on (Elizabeth and Sam respectively) which ended up with Rodney being admitted to the Infirmary after Katie beat him round the head with a Bantos rod. (The Botanist had a scary jealous streak.)
Amidst all the commotion, Elizabeth won – which made John a very happy little space explorer indeed.
Rule 910: Do not beam people into the ocean.
Mr Woolsey never had much luck when he visited Atlantis. If he wasn't being mauled by the zoo, he was upsetting the crew members and his most recent trip was no different. Apparently, he made a not so polite remark about Hermiod when he was inspecting the Daedalus, which resulted in the now very angry Asgard beaming the man into the ocean around the city.
Or, more specifically, the part of it that contained the Dolphi-Sharks.
Rule 911: Do not try and get Hermiod fired.
After nearly being eaten alive by the Dolphi-Sharks, Richard Woolsey was not in a good mood. In fact, he was so angry that he tried to get Hermiod fired, against the Atlantis expedition's warnings...
Rule 912: Stop picking on Mr Woolsey and the IOA, Hermiod!
A. Yes, we KNOW you don't like them, but come on already.
In retaliation to the threat against his job security, Hermiod beamed Woolsey and the Chinese IOA delegate into the ocean. Again. And, once again, the crew members had to save them from being eaten – this time by Bexley, who didn't like people landing on him while he was asleep. Carson posted this rule to prevent any fatalities – and because he thought it was mean to startle the sea snake like that.
Rule 913: Do not call the IOA members names.
Apparently, when it was discovered that Woolsey and his associate had been beamed into the ocean, they had turned up on the city sensors. John (never knowing when to keep his mouth shut), had promptly sent a team of marines to exterminate the 'bugs'.
Rule 914: General O'Neill is not allowed to zat people.
As it turned out, Mr Woolsey and the Chinese delegate were not amused by being referred to as vermin and decided to court martial John. Thankfully, the Air Force man had some friends in very high places – General O'Neill overrode everything they said, claiming them to be delusional after the trauma of being dumped on top of a very angry alien sea snake, then zatted the entire IOA council.
While it was agreed that yes, his plan did in fact work, Carson and Elizabeth posted this rule to prevent Jack from getting into any more trouble.
Rule 915: GET RID OF THAT MONKEY, JOHN!
A. Now.
B. RIGHT now.
C. EITHER IT GOES OR I WILL!
On a recent off-world mission, John had found a monkey and brought it back to the city. The rest of SGA-1 didn't like the monkey, whom the Air Force man had named Harvey, least of all Angus. Pretty soon, the rest of the expedition followed suit – especially when it turned out that Harvey could reproduce asexually at an alarming rate.
After three days, the city was over-run by the Harveys and Carson's wards were full of innocent casualties. Thankfully, the zoo saved the day and was now the pride of Atlantis.
Angus was looking particularly smug.
Rule 916: While I appreciate the fact that you are all adults and thus what you do in your free time is none of my business, please bear that in mind if you, ahem, 'injure' yourself whilst undertaking said 'hobby'...
A. And no, I'm not mentioning any names.
B. Get blackmail material somewhere else, Radek!
When John rushed Elizabeth into the Infirmary in agony, Carson was alarmed. As it turned out, she'd managed to tear all the ligaments in her right thigh, but luckily didn't require any surgery. When Carson tried to get to the bottom of how she'd had her 'accident', however, the Air Force man and expedition leader went very quiet... and very red. Eventually (after much prodding, poking and promising that anything they said would be under the strictest 'doctor-patient' confidentiality) they 'fessed up.
They'd been trying some more... inventive... positions in the bedroom and Elizabeth had slipped. Carson laughed so loudly that the rest of his teams thought he'd finally gone fruit loops.
Rule 917: General O'Neill is not allowed to turn up in Atlantis on 'surprise visits'.
Jack decided to pay a visit to Atlantis and inadvertently walked in on John and Elizabeth making out in the conference room. Amid all the blushes and embarrassed throat clearings, he promised that he wouldn't tell the IOA. Unfortunately, Kavanaugh overheard the exchange and gleefully sent a data burst detailing the improper fraternization going on.
Luckily, Rodney and Radek had been monitoring the communications and managed to intercept the long haired idiot's message before it made it back to Earth. In true 'evil genius' fashion, they replaced it with a message that showed Kavanaugh confessing to being the worst scientist that ever existed, and how he had a habit of dressing in women's underwear.
After all, they were the only ones who were allowed blackmail rights when it came to John and Elizabeth.
Rule 918: Dr McKay is reminded that I banned him from making any weapons.
A. That includes a portable teleport canon, Rodney!
B. And no, I don't care if you tested it out first!
C. STOP IT!
After seeing more than he should have on that fateful day in Elizabeth's office, Rodney vowed he would never witness such a sight ever again. Unfortunately, he happened to catch sight of John and Elizabeth getting up close and personal on one of the piers. So, in order to save his mind any more trauma, he developed a teleport canon and promptly proceeded to send the pair to the mainland.
When Carson found out, he was beyond furious, despite the physicist's objections that his canon worked fine, thank you very much, and there weren't even any unpleasant side-effects. The Scotsman, however, didn't quite see his point on the subject and now Rodney was being called into the Infirmary regularly for on the spot physicals and vitamin shots.
Rule 919: Do not use the teleport canon on other people.
A. When I get hold of you, John, you'll regret ever being born!
In retaliation to being suddenly propelled to the mainland, John decided to use Rodney's new toy... on the Canadian. He waited for weeks for the best moment then sprang into action, sending his best friend and Katie to a nearby balcony.
While John, Elizabeth and the rest of SGA-1 found it hilarious, Kavanaugh was not so impressed. It turned out that he didn't like Rodney and Katie kissing on his balcony.
Ha ha! Hoped y'all enjoyed that! I think there'll be a couple more chapters (I'm SO gonna make it to 1000 rules!), so ideas and prompts etc are welcomed with much virtual love (and maybe even some cookies.)
