Disclaimer: I do not own anything, except these jokes and screen names!
Reviews are always appreciated.
Screen names:
MsFallsAlot - Bella
DoIDazzleU - Edward
ICanCU - Alice
IxFeelxYou - Jasper
SoHawt - Rosalie
HearMeRoar - Emmett
DrShizzle - Carslie
RUMyMommy - Esme
OffTheLeash - Jacob
MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.
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SoHawt has entered the chatroom.
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IxFeelxYou: Hey, Alice!
ICanCU: Hello, Jasper. Hi, Bella. *seductive wink*
MsFallsAlot: *coughs hiding discomfort* Eh, hi there.
DoIDazzleU: Hello, love.
HearMeRoar: MEOW!
SoHawt: What the fudge?
IxFeelxYou: Alice where were you last night, honey?
ICanCU: Shopping.
IxFeelxYou: Alice you've got a shopping addiction...
ICanCU: No I don't.
HearMeRoar: Denial!
ICanCU: Shut up, Emmett.
HearMeRoar: I'd prefer to go by Mr. Whiskers for the rest of the day.
DoIDazzleU: Okay... So anyways, Bella I called last night, you never called back.
MsFallsAlot: You called?
DoIDazzleU: Yes, I left a message with Charlie too.
MsFallsAlot: He never said anything to me. *coughs* Must have forgotten.
HearMeRoar: MEOW! MILK PLEASE!
SoHawt: Emmett-
HearMeRoar: Mr. Whiskers.
SoHawt: -your not a cat.
HearMeRoar: I CAN DREAM, DAMMIT!
DoIDazzleU: Don't argue with him, Rose. He's dead set on being a cat.
SoHawt: *huffs* Fine.
ICanCU: So Bella, maybe we could go... shopping later. *wink, wink*
IxFeelxYou: Alright, who's feeling lusty up in here?
DoIDazzleU: Yes and who's imagining Bella naked? ...Emmett?
SoHawt: Emmett!? Really!? Bella of all people!?
HearMeRoar: Mr. Whiskers! I'm not answering to Emmett.
DoIDazzleU: Sorry, *eyes roll* Mr. Whiskers are you imagining Bella naked?
HearMeRoar: Not me, bro. I got someone spicier than Bella, if you know what I mean. *suggestive grin* No offense intended Bella, I just don't prefer shy girls.
MsFallsAlot: No problem, Emmett. I don't prefer guys who act like animals.
ICanCU: What about girls? Do you prefer animalistic girls?
IxFeelxYou: Where the hell is this lust coming from?
MsFallsAlot: I'm actually kind of tired today, I think I'm going to just go hide in my closet or something.
ICanCU: When will you come out of the closet?
HearMeRoar: Hehe, nice joke, Alice.
ICanCU: I'm not joking... *gives a seductive smile at Bella's screen name*
IxFeelxYou: Emmett are you the one with the lust?
HearMeRoar: WHY DOES EVERYONE BLAME ME!? DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
DoIDazzleU: It's too late for that...
HearMeRoar: Oh shut up, you old virgin!
ICanCU: Exactly, Bella do you really want an OLD virgin? How about an experienced animalistic girl?
HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: *vampire shock*
SoHawt: I better go make sure he's okay.
SoHawt has left the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: *comes out of vampire shock* *sniffles* That was so hurtful.
IxFeelxYou: *rubs back* It's okay.
MsFallsAlot: Alice I'd appreciate some space.
ICanCU: SPACE!? Bella, I love you! I can't give you space! I must smother you!
MsFallsAlot: ALICE!
DoIDazzleU: What the french toast!?
IxFeelxYou: You lint lickers!
ICanCU: Cootie queen!
MsFallsAlot: Alice, I'm sorry. I like Edward. You want to know why? Because even his nails sparkle, not just his skin!
DoIDazzleU: *admiring freshly painted sparkling nails* Oh crap!
ICanCU: EDWARD CULLEN! MY NAIL POLISH!
DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.
ICanCU has left the chatroom.
MsFallsAlot: You can have Alice back. She's got some weird fetishes.
IxFeelxYou: Which one? Licking whip cream off her-
MsFallsAlot: *shudders* Yeah that one.
IxFeelxYou: -shoe. I think it's hot.
MsFallsAlot: The more power to you.
IxFeelxYou: I can't believe you and Alice...
MsFallsAlot: I can't believe you and Edward...
IxFeelxYou: I couldn't help it... I was entised by his hair.
MsFallsAlot: *gasp* ME TOO! Don't tell him though, I said I liked that he wasn't a monster vampire, so if he asks, that's what I like.
IxFeelxYou: Right.
MsFallsAlot: He's mine, you do realize that right?
IxFeelxYou: As Alice is mine.
MsFallsAlot: Deal.
IxFeelxYou: Deal.
MsFallsAlot: I feel like we need to seal the deal...
IxFeelxYou: What we meet in person and shake on it?
MsFallsAlot: We could kiss on it.
IxFeelxYou: What!?
MsFallsAlot: Nothing.
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IxFeelxYou: ....
IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.
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-Sam
