Disclaimer: Say it, Samantha.

Me: No.

Disclaimer: Say it or else you don't get to post.

Me: *pouts* Fine, I do not own Twilight.

Disclaimer: See this wasn't so hard.

Me: It is when you have to write it for the seventh time.

Reviews are always appreciated!

:)


Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob


DrShizzle has entered the chatroom.

RUMyMommy has entered the chatroom.

DrShizzle: Hey, shawty.

RUMyMommy: Um, hi?

DrShizzle: What it do?

RUMyMommy: It's does what it does?

DrShizzle: That's wack.

RUMyMommy: Hold on one minute. *grabs Edward*

RUMyMommy (Edward typing): Hi, Dad. Mom wants me to translate.

DrShizzle: Do yo thang.

RUMyMommy (Edward typing): Basically so far he's said hello... asked you how you were... said he couldn't understand what you were saying... and told me to translate.

RUMyMommy (Esme typing): Oh! Hello honey, my day's been rough today. The children are acting their "pretend" age rather than their acutally age.

DrShizzle: Pimp slap 'em. Show 'em who yo representin'.

RUMyMommy (Edward typing): He's telling you to smack us and show us who's boss.

RUMyMommy (Esme typing): I would never lay a hand on our children, Carl. Plus I guess it's not that bad. The worst of it is that Emmett adopted a baby.

DrShizzle: YO! Emmett's a baby daddy!?

RUMyMommy (Edward typing): He's asking if Emmett's a father.

RUMyMommy (Esme typing): Oh no! Nothing like that. He just adopted a baby for Rosalie, I guess it was a gift. No worries though, in the end he ended up eating the poor thing.

DrShizzle: What!? That is wack! We gonna have the popo up in our home!

RUMyMommy (Edward typing): He's furious. He's worried about the police.

RUMyMommy (Esme typing): Don't worry, honey. Emmett adopted the baby under a fake name "Mr. Emmy M. Whiskers". They won't even connect the baby to us. It's a shame though, the baby was cute. Really all you have to worry about is Edward and Alice, they fought over nail polish and mates.

DrShizzle: Edward's sparkly, but Alice was suppose to be my homie...

RUMyMommy (Edward typing): He said he always knew I was gay, he just didn't expect Alice to be.

RUMyMommy (Esme typing): I think it's over now though. Alice has her nail polish and Jasper and Edward has sparkly nails and Bella. It's a win/win situation really.

DrShizzle: Shoo-wee!

RUMyMommy (Edward typing): Wow.

RUMyMommy (Esme typing): Yeah, well I'll let you go back to work. I love you, Carls.

DrShizzle: Peace, my home girl.

DrShizzle has left the chatroom.

RUMyMommy has left the chatroom.


Sorry if I offended anyone!

Also sorry that it's short, I want to use Carlisle and Esme because I hadn't used them in awhile.

:)

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That's right people it's a freaking circle!

-Sam