Disclaimer: Say it, Samantha.
Me: No.
Disclaimer: Say it or else you don't get to post.
Me: *pouts* Fine, I do not own Twilight.
Disclaimer: See this wasn't so hard.
Me: It is when you have to write it for the seventh time.
Reviews are always appreciated!
:)
Screen names:
MsFallsAlot - Bella
DoIDazzleU - Edward
ICanCU - Alice
IxFeelxYou - Jasper
SoHawt - Rosalie
HearMeRoar - Emmett
DrShizzle - Carlisle
RUMyMommy - Esme
OffTheLeash - Jacob
DrShizzle has entered the chatroom.
RUMyMommy has entered the chatroom.
DrShizzle: Hey, shawty.
RUMyMommy: Um, hi?
DrShizzle: What it do?
RUMyMommy: It's does what it does?
DrShizzle: That's wack.
RUMyMommy: Hold on one minute. *grabs Edward*
RUMyMommy (Edward typing): Hi, Dad. Mom wants me to translate.
DrShizzle: Do yo thang.
RUMyMommy (Edward typing): Basically so far he's said hello... asked you how you were... said he couldn't understand what you were saying... and told me to translate.
RUMyMommy (Esme typing): Oh! Hello honey, my day's been rough today. The children are acting their "pretend" age rather than their acutally age.
DrShizzle: Pimp slap 'em. Show 'em who yo representin'.
RUMyMommy (Edward typing): He's telling you to smack us and show us who's boss.
RUMyMommy (Esme typing): I would never lay a hand on our children, Carl. Plus I guess it's not that bad. The worst of it is that Emmett adopted a baby.
DrShizzle: YO! Emmett's a baby daddy!?
RUMyMommy (Edward typing): He's asking if Emmett's a father.
RUMyMommy (Esme typing): Oh no! Nothing like that. He just adopted a baby for Rosalie, I guess it was a gift. No worries though, in the end he ended up eating the poor thing.
DrShizzle: What!? That is wack! We gonna have the popo up in our home!
RUMyMommy (Edward typing): He's furious. He's worried about the police.
RUMyMommy (Esme typing): Don't worry, honey. Emmett adopted the baby under a fake name "Mr. Emmy M. Whiskers". They won't even connect the baby to us. It's a shame though, the baby was cute. Really all you have to worry about is Edward and Alice, they fought over nail polish and mates.
DrShizzle: Edward's sparkly, but Alice was suppose to be my homie...
RUMyMommy (Edward typing): He said he always knew I was gay, he just didn't expect Alice to be.
RUMyMommy (Esme typing): I think it's over now though. Alice has her nail polish and Jasper and Edward has sparkly nails and Bella. It's a win/win situation really.
DrShizzle: Shoo-wee!
RUMyMommy (Edward typing): Wow.
RUMyMommy (Esme typing): Yeah, well I'll let you go back to work. I love you, Carls.
DrShizzle: Peace, my home girl.
DrShizzle has left the chatroom.
RUMyMommy has left the chatroom.
Sorry if I offended anyone!
Also sorry that it's short, I want to use Carlisle and Esme because I hadn't used them in awhile.
:)
Reviews = updates. Updates = reader's happiness. Reader's happiness = reviews.
That's right people it's a freaking circle!
-Sam
