Disclaimer: Sam...

Me: Please, disclaimer! They know already!

Disclaimer: *taps foot*

Me: *sighs* I don't own Twilight.

Reviews are always appreciated.


Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Me, Samantha.


MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

SoHawt has entered the chatroom.

OffTheLeash has entered the chatroom.

OffTheLeash: Hey Bells.

MsFallsAlot: Hey, Jake. Done chasing your tail?

OffTheLeash: Yeah, I finally got it. And after you catch your tail it gets kind of boring. *grins* Wanna come over and give me a belly rub?

MsFallsAlot: Oh gross, Jake.

OffTheLeash: Whaaat!? I just want a belly rub and some Kibble n' Bits.

SoHawt: Double eww. It's the human and the dog.

ICanCU: Shut up, Rose. Bella's a person who has feelings.

MsFallsAlot: Thank you, Alice.

ICanCU: She deserves respect and nothing less.

MsFallsAlot: Thank you, Alice.

SoHawt: I think I know where this is going... déjà vu.

ICanCU: Just don't be surprised if she lets you kiss her cheek then rips your heart out.

MsFallsAlot: Alice...

OffTheLeash: So how about that belly rub, Bells?

ICanCU: Did you read anything I just wrote Jacob Black!? She rips out hearts then serves them on silver platters.

SoHawt: She can't afford silver, Alice.

MsFallsAlot: Haters make me famous! *sings Took the Night by Chelly*

OffTheLeash: Actually I just ignore whatever you leeches write and just read what Bella writes. I'm not obsessed or anything though...

ICanCU: Well it would be smart to read what we write... especially when were talking about Bella Swan the Heart breaker.

MsFallsAlot: It's all insulting, Jacob. There's no point in reading it. *glares at Alice*

ICanCU: *glares back*

SoHawt: Oooo glaring contest!

OffTheLeash: *whines* Bella! Pay attention to my whining. *remembers something* Hey, I thought Alice was your best friend.

MsFallsAlot: Was, now all she does is make fun of me, she's like Rose's clone.

SoHawt: *looks at Alice approvingly* With a blond wig and some very high shoes you could pass.

ICanCU: Are you making fun of my height?

SoHawt: Your short, what can I say...

ICanCU: I'm not short. I'm fun sized.

OffTheLeash: I have a strong urge to say "That's what he said", but I won't because I'm trying to impress Bella by being mature and studly.

SoHawt: Studly!? Really dog, studly!?

OffTheLeash *sticks tongue out*

SoHawt: Gross... put that back where it belongs.

OffTheLeash: *fighting with urge to say "That's what she said"*

ICanCU: *ignores Jacob* Bella, I want to be your friend, but you've hurt me so emotionally that I don't know what to do.

MsFallsAlot: Hurt emotionally, you say? This looks like a job for.... *theme music* Jasper the Emotion Man!

IxFeelxYou has entered the chatroom.

IxFeelxYou: What the heck!? I was playing Call of Duty then all of a sudden I'm pulled to a laptop. *shudders* It was so creepy.

ICanCU: *dry sobs* Oh Jasper! I'm so emotionally unstable!

MsFallsAlot: Damn straight. Help her, Jasper!

IxFeelxYou: *makes Alice calm*

ICanCU: *sighs in content* Thank you, Jazzy-poo.

IxFeelxYou: Uh, your welcome. Bye, everybody.

IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.

OffTheLeash: Bells you can always leave those dark-sided vamps and come to the wolf side.

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SoHawt: *ignores Edward* Yes go to the wolves, you'd get along well.

DoIDazzleU: Bella! Stay with me! I love you! I don't know how I'll deal without listening to your talking while you sleep.

OffTheLeash: *also ignores Edward* Why thank you, Blondie. But why are you helping me?

SoHawt: *ignores Jacob* You'd fit perfectly with them Bella. Running in circles, chewing bones, and fetching sticks. Your stupid enough to pass.

MsFallsAlot: *ignores Rose* *grumbles* There's a lot of ignoring going on.

OffTheLeash: *growls* Even if that's right, it's still stereotypical and mean, Rose. Bella they're DARK-SIDED!

SoHawt: *scoff* You got that off Wife Swap...

ICanCU: I LOVE THAT SHOW!

MsFallsAlot: I LOVE IT TOO!

ICanCU: Let's be friends again!

MsFallsAlot: OK! Let's go watch Wife Swap!

ICanCU: *forgets grudge against Bella* Yay! *claps*

ICanCU has left the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: Bye Jake. Bye Rosalie. Bye Edward.

MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: Why was I listed last? *pours water down face to make it look like he's crying*

OffTheLeash: And just like that they're friends again!? Samantha! What's your problem!?

SuPaStArSaM has entered the chatroom.

SuPaStArSaM: Listen here Jake, I'm only going to say it once, THIS IS MY FANFIC AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!

OffTheLeash: But that sucked major-

OffTheLeash has experienced technical difficulties and has left the chatroom.

SoHawt: *shaking in fear*

DoIDazzleU: *continues to pour water down face* *water gets in mouth* *chokes and gags* Ick. Ick. Ick. Ew.

SoHawt: E-E-E-E-Edward. L-L-L-Look what happened t-t-to the d-dog.

DoIDazzleU: Not now, Rose. I'm wallowing in my misery. Maybe later I'll write a song about this.

SuPaStArSaM: Now... do you have a problem with my plot, Rosalie?

SoHawt: *shakes head furiously*

SuPaStArSaM: Good. Now go brush your hair.

SoHawt has left the chatroom.

SuPaStArSaM: MWA HA HA HA!

SuPaStArSaM has left the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: I've got it! My song for Bella will be called "My Dear Bella Has Been Influenced to Hang Out With Wolves and I Am Overprotective and Possessive and Want Her All To Myself So I Am Writing Her This Song To Dazzle Her", but it will be known to the others as "Bella's Lullaby". *evil laughter*

DoIDazzleU: Where did everybody go? Oh well, I've got a song to compose! To the writing lair!

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.


I wanted to make up for the short chapter I published for you guys last time.

Please accept my peace offering.

Oh and of course, tell me how much you love it by reviewing!

:)

-Sam