Disclaimer: Sam...
Me: Please, disclaimer! They know already!
Disclaimer: *taps foot*
Me: *sighs* I don't own Twilight.
Reviews are always appreciated.
Screen names:
MsFallsAlot - Bella
DoIDazzleU - Edward
ICanCU - Alice
IxFeelxYou - Jasper
SoHawt - Rosalie
HearMeRoar - Emmett
DrShizzle - Carlisle
RUMyMommy - Esme
OffTheLeash - Jacob
SuPaStArSaM - Me, Samantha.
MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.
ICanCU has entered the chatroom.
SoHawt has entered the chatroom.
OffTheLeash has entered the chatroom.
OffTheLeash: Hey Bells.
MsFallsAlot: Hey, Jake. Done chasing your tail?
OffTheLeash: Yeah, I finally got it. And after you catch your tail it gets kind of boring. *grins* Wanna come over and give me a belly rub?
MsFallsAlot: Oh gross, Jake.
OffTheLeash: Whaaat!? I just want a belly rub and some Kibble n' Bits.
SoHawt: Double eww. It's the human and the dog.
ICanCU: Shut up, Rose. Bella's a person who has feelings.
MsFallsAlot: Thank you, Alice.
ICanCU: She deserves respect and nothing less.
MsFallsAlot: Thank you, Alice.
SoHawt: I think I know where this is going... déjà vu.
ICanCU: Just don't be surprised if she lets you kiss her cheek then rips your heart out.
MsFallsAlot: Alice...
OffTheLeash: So how about that belly rub, Bells?
ICanCU: Did you read anything I just wrote Jacob Black!? She rips out hearts then serves them on silver platters.
SoHawt: She can't afford silver, Alice.
MsFallsAlot: Haters make me famous! *sings Took the Night by Chelly*
OffTheLeash: Actually I just ignore whatever you leeches write and just read what Bella writes. I'm not obsessed or anything though...
ICanCU: Well it would be smart to read what we write... especially when were talking about Bella Swan the Heart breaker.
MsFallsAlot: It's all insulting, Jacob. There's no point in reading it. *glares at Alice*
ICanCU: *glares back*
SoHawt: Oooo glaring contest!
OffTheLeash: *whines* Bella! Pay attention to my whining. *remembers something* Hey, I thought Alice was your best friend.
MsFallsAlot: Was, now all she does is make fun of me, she's like Rose's clone.
SoHawt: *looks at Alice approvingly* With a blond wig and some very high shoes you could pass.
ICanCU: Are you making fun of my height?
SoHawt: Your short, what can I say...
ICanCU: I'm not short. I'm fun sized.
OffTheLeash: I have a strong urge to say "That's what he said", but I won't because I'm trying to impress Bella by being mature and studly.
SoHawt: Studly!? Really dog, studly!?
OffTheLeash *sticks tongue out*
SoHawt: Gross... put that back where it belongs.
OffTheLeash: *fighting with urge to say "That's what she said"*
ICanCU: *ignores Jacob* Bella, I want to be your friend, but you've hurt me so emotionally that I don't know what to do.
MsFallsAlot: Hurt emotionally, you say? This looks like a job for.... *theme music* Jasper the Emotion Man!
IxFeelxYou has entered the chatroom.
IxFeelxYou: What the heck!? I was playing Call of Duty then all of a sudden I'm pulled to a laptop. *shudders* It was so creepy.
ICanCU: *dry sobs* Oh Jasper! I'm so emotionally unstable!
MsFallsAlot: Damn straight. Help her, Jasper!
IxFeelxYou: *makes Alice calm*
ICanCU: *sighs in content* Thank you, Jazzy-poo.
IxFeelxYou: Uh, your welcome. Bye, everybody.
IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.
OffTheLeash: Bells you can always leave those dark-sided vamps and come to the wolf side.
DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SoHawt: *ignores Edward* Yes go to the wolves, you'd get along well.
DoIDazzleU: Bella! Stay with me! I love you! I don't know how I'll deal without listening to your talking while you sleep.
OffTheLeash: *also ignores Edward* Why thank you, Blondie. But why are you helping me?
SoHawt: *ignores Jacob* You'd fit perfectly with them Bella. Running in circles, chewing bones, and fetching sticks. Your stupid enough to pass.
MsFallsAlot: *ignores Rose* *grumbles* There's a lot of ignoring going on.
OffTheLeash: *growls* Even if that's right, it's still stereotypical and mean, Rose. Bella they're DARK-SIDED!
SoHawt: *scoff* You got that off Wife Swap...
ICanCU: I LOVE THAT SHOW!
MsFallsAlot: I LOVE IT TOO!
ICanCU: Let's be friends again!
MsFallsAlot: OK! Let's go watch Wife Swap!
ICanCU: *forgets grudge against Bella* Yay! *claps*
ICanCU has left the chatroom.
MsFallsAlot: Bye Jake. Bye Rosalie. Bye Edward.
MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: Why was I listed last? *pours water down face to make it look like he's crying*
OffTheLeash: And just like that they're friends again!? Samantha! What's your problem!?
SuPaStArSaM has entered the chatroom.
SuPaStArSaM: Listen here Jake, I'm only going to say it once, THIS IS MY FANFIC AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
OffTheLeash: But that sucked major-
OffTheLeash has experienced technical difficulties and has left the chatroom.
SoHawt: *shaking in fear*
DoIDazzleU: *continues to pour water down face* *water gets in mouth* *chokes and gags* Ick. Ick. Ick. Ew.
SoHawt: E-E-E-E-Edward. L-L-L-Look what happened t-t-to the d-dog.
DoIDazzleU: Not now, Rose. I'm wallowing in my misery. Maybe later I'll write a song about this.
SuPaStArSaM: Now... do you have a problem with my plot, Rosalie?
SoHawt: *shakes head furiously*
SuPaStArSaM: Good. Now go brush your hair.
SoHawt has left the chatroom.
SuPaStArSaM: MWA HA HA HA!
SuPaStArSaM has left the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: I've got it! My song for Bella will be called "My Dear Bella Has Been Influenced to Hang Out With Wolves and I Am Overprotective and Possessive and Want Her All To Myself So I Am Writing Her This Song To Dazzle Her", but it will be known to the others as "Bella's Lullaby". *evil laughter*
DoIDazzleU: Where did everybody go? Oh well, I've got a song to compose! To the writing lair!
DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.
I wanted to make up for the short chapter I published for you guys last time.
Please accept my peace offering.
Oh and of course, tell me how much you love it by reviewing!
:)
-Sam
