Disclaimer: Alright, because Samantha has given up all hope on wishing for Stephanie Meyer to somehow be her mother whom gave her away at birth and suddenly die leaving all the Twilight fame in her hands, she's in an intervention and has came to realize Twilight does not belong to her.
Reviews/Favs/Alerts are all appreciated!
Screen names:
MsFallsAlot - Bella
DoIDazzleU - Edward
ICanCU - Alice
IxFeelxYou - Jasper
SoHawt - Rosalie
HearMeRoar - Emmett
DrShizzle - Carlisle
RUMyMommy - Esme
OffTheLeash - Jacob
SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, me
MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.
MsFallsAlot: Hi, Edward.
DoIDazzleU: Hello, love.
MsFallsAlot: So what did you do yesterday? I ended up walking into a few walls myself.
DoIDazzleU: Nothing of importance, I played my piano mostly.
MsFallsAlot: Do you do that a lot?
DoIDazzleU: Yes, I play the piano and brood about everything and anything.
MsFallsAlot: Guys who brood about things are HOT! What can I say Doom and Gloom is my thing...
DoIDazzleU: *toothpaste smile* I'm melodramatic.
MsFallsAlot: *swoons over Edward* Ohhhh yeaaah.
OffTheLeash has entered the chatroom.
OffTheLeash: BEEEELLLLLAAAA! OMG! OMG! OMG! I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE! THANK YOU, SAMANTHA! THANK YOU, I KNOW YOU WERE CONTEMPLATING MY DEATH BUT I APPRECIATE MY PART AND WILL TOTALLY WILL COMMIT TO IT!
SuPaStArSaM has entered the chatroom.
SuPaStArSaM: *slight nod* Don't mess with me though Jacob Black. One more time and then I'm writing a nice little chapter about your death.
OffTheLeash: *shivers* I understand.
SuPaStArSaM has left the chatroom.
MsFallsAlot: *stops swooning* Jacob?
OffTheLeash: Hey, Bells! Wanna come over? We could go cliff-driving! Or we could ride our motorcycles! Or we could make out! Or we could eat whip cream off each other!
DoIDazzleU: MENTAL PICTURES! .... Well these aren't that bad really... if I just replace Jacob's face with mine....
MsFallsAlot: Oh poor Jacob, you've deluded yourself into loving me. Honestly Jacob, I didn't like our kiss. Your too hot and heavy for me. I need something cold and light. Mmmm Eddie-kins.
OffTheLeash: .... I love you, Bells.
ICanCU has entered the chatroom.
ICanCU: I should change my name to ICantCU, because now I can't. Bella one minute I see you and Edward making out and then the next it all disappears. What is going on!? I was watching Wife Swap...
MsFallsAlot: .... You love me?
DoIDazzleU: I said I loved you first, Bella. *dazzles Bella* Choose me, you'll be damned to Hell, but hey you'll be damn sexy too.
OffTheLeash: I'll be healthy for you, Bella. Choose me, you can have warmth in your life.
ICanCU: HAHAHAHAHAHA! WARMTH IN YOUR LIFE!? WHAT THE FUDGE!? LOL!
MsFallsAlot: *sighs* Decisions, decisions. If I choose Edward I get the miserable vampire that broods which to me is HOT-
DoIDazzleU: I wrote you a song yesterday, Bella's lullaby. Maybe I can play it for you sometime. *toothpaste smile*
ICanCU: Eeeew. Toothpaste.
OffTheLeash: Yum, plastic! Plastic is chewy! Yay chewiness! *chews on toothpaste tube while waiting for Bella's answer*
MsFallsAlot: -but if I choose Jacob I can make eggs without an oven, just put them on his forehead... but then I'll have to walk him like four times a day and feed him... and clean up after him... *shudders*
ICanCU: Don't forget that if you pick Jacob you kind of look like a pedophile... with Edward... you won't have.... well.... you know what never mind...
DoIDazzleU: I'm potty-trained! Pick me!
OffTheLeash: Honestly Bella, I haven't messed on the carpet in a month!
MsFallsAlot: Give me some time on this, because I'm a tease I need to make you both suffer and make out with both of you so that when the time comes to choose who I'm with the loser will be broken beyond repair...
DoIDazzleU: That sounds fair.
OffTheLeash: I love you, I'll do anything for you.
ICanCU: This is pathetic.
MsFallsAlot: Bye, everyone.
MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.
OffTheLeash: I soooo want to tap that.
ICanCU: I have tapped that.
DoIDazzleU: *wallows in pit of despair* I may never tap that.... does anyone have a glass of water?
OffTheLeash: I have a bowl of water...
DoIDazzleU: Do I have permission to come and get it?
OffTheLeash: No! You have thumbs! Go get it yourself.
DoIDazzleU: ... You have thumbs too...
OffTheLeash: Only in human form... jerk.
OffTheLeash has left the chatroom.
ICanCU: *reads Breaking Dawn* Hmm... what do you know, you do tap Bella. Way to go, Virgin Eddie. *continues to read, not blocking thoughts*
DoIDazzleU: What was that about the Loch Ness Monster?
ICanCU: *burns Breaking Dawn* I'M GOING TO IRELAND! *mutters quietly* The future must not change, for if it does... I'm screwed because there's only four books...
DoIDazzleU: What was that Alice? I thought I heard something in your bedroom...
ICanCU: *gasp* You listen in on what's going on in my bedroom!?
DoIDazzleU: No, Alice! You don't-
ICanCU: I think I do... your a perverted jerk!
HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: Hey! Join the club, Eddie!
ICanCU has left the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: I'm not a pervert... and STOP CALLING ME EDDIE!
HearMeRoar: Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie Eddie-
DoIDazzleU: I GET IT! ENOUGH!
HearMeRoar: -Eddie. There done, out of my system.
DoIDazzleU: Good. I'm glad that's-
HearMeRoar: Eddie.
DoIDazzleU: -Not over... So Emmett why did you decided to come and make my life hell?
HearMeRoar: I was bored... and Rosalie isn't around, so I didn't get what to do.... Get it? Do... like in-
DoIDazzleU: Yes, Emmett. I get it. Your thoughts helped me out a lot too.
HearMeRoar: -Gosh, are you in kill-joy mode or something?
DoIDazzleU: It was the way I was written, but I just pass it off as being worried. Maybe it's male PMS.
HearMeRoar: Okay... Guess what! Esme said I was special today!
DoIDazzleU: *thinks about Bella* Bella's pretty special herself.
HearMeRoar: I'm special-er!
DoIDazzleU: No, she's the special-er-ist... she really is something...
HearMeRoar: Wait are you talking about special as in wonderful and amazing or as in "Special K"?
DoIDazzleU: Definately... Special K.
HearMeRoar: *laughs* Yeah she really is...
DoIDazzleU: Well I have to go stalk her tonight.
HearMeRoar: Have fun! And don't do anything I wouldn't do!
DoIDazzleU: *chuckles* Well that gives me a lot of leverage...
DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: What's that suppose to mean?
HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.
Special K is referring to "retard".
:)
I'm a jerk/bitch/punk... I get it... I'll burn in Hell for this.
No need to state the obvious my fannies.
I'll still love you anyways (not in the perverted way)
-Sam
