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Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me.


DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

IxFeelxYou has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: Hello Alice and Jasper.

ICanCU: Hi, Edward.

IxFeelxYou: *respective nod* Edward.

DoIDazzleU: I have something to confess. *sighs*

ICanCU: Hold that thought. *runs to get Emmett*

HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: Did I miss it!? Did he come out of the closet yet!?

ICanCU: No, your just in time! *grabs popcorn, munches on it* *spits out* Eww.

DoIDazzleU: ... Um I was going to say that I feel like me and Bella are growing apart.

HearMeRoar: *rolls eyes* I came online for this?

ICanCU: *throws down popcorn* What a waste of my time! I could have told you that Edward!

HearMeRoar: Seriously! She's got a major lesbian crush on my Rosie!

DoIDazzleU: *closes eyes* No, it's not true!

IxFeelxYou: Like hell it isn't. I can feel what she feels, Edward.

HearMeRoar: That's what she said.

IxFeelxYou: Your such a perv, Em.

DoIDazzleU: Really Emmett. Grow up.

HearMeRoar: That's right, defend your man, Edward.

DoIDazzleU: *sputters* I don't k-know what your talking a-about.

ICanCU: *sighs* Edward... we all know about the affair.

IxFeelxYou: YOU TOLD!?

DoIDazzleU: Of course not!

ICanCU: *shivers* I saw.

HearMeRoar: Alice... you watched?

IxFeelxYou: Oh god! No Alice, please say you didn't!

ICanCU: I-I couldn't help it! Edward has the white-est ass in the world!

DoIDazzleU: *covers ears* Nooooo!

ICanCU: His ass blinded me.

HearMeRoar: The real question here is did you like what you saw Alice?

ICanCU: No! I was so traumatized. I had to stay away from all white things for weeks and you can imagine how hard that was considering we live in a house decorated white. Oh... and I have some bad news...

DoIDazzleU: Nothing could be worst than what just happened.

ICanCU: Um. Yes, yes it could. *nervous chuckle*

IxFeelxYou: What are you so worried about Alice?

ICanCU: I told... Bella.

DoIDazzleU: Oh f*ck!

IxFeelxYou: So not looking forward to her becoming immortal, she'll probably use her newborn strength to kick me in my-

ICanCU: Hey! Not in front of a lady!

HearMeRoar: I don't see any ladies, just a LESBIAN!

ICanCU: Oh you MOFO!

HearMeRoar: Bring it umpa-lumpa!

IxFeelxYou: CHILL! *uses power*

ICanCU: I'LL JUMP YOU, EM!

HearMeRoar: THAT DEPENDS ON HOW HIGH YOU CAN JUMP!

DoIDazzleU: Hahaha.

ICanCU: *glares at Edward* What was that, VIRGIN!?

DoIDazzleU: *growls*

IxFeelxYou: I SAID CHILL! *uses power again*

ICanCU: *happiness and joy overload* OMG! Did you see that unicorn!?

HearMeRoar: *calm and relax overload* Mmmhmm.

DoIDazzleU: What did you do!?

IxFeelxYou: *feels effects of Alice and Emmett* Wheee. I'm on a bus!

DoIDazzleU: Are you all high?

ICanCU: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! NOOOOOO!

HearMeRoar: Duuude, you need to chiiiill.

IxFeelxYou: *sing-song* I'm a cup of orange juice!

DoIDazzleU: It isn't possible for vampires to be high.

HearMeRoar: They also said it wasn't possible for a male to be a virgin for over a hundred years but you proved them wrong... way to go Eddie.

DoIDazzleU: I'm not taking this! Jasper-

IxFeelxYou: DON'T SPILL ME!

DoIDazzleU: .... Get back to me when the effects have wore off.

ICanCU: I don't see that happening anytime soon.

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: What a party pooper... Hehe, party pooper, get it Jasper?

IxFeelxYou: *sings to 50 Cent Remix vs Satisfaction*

HearMeRoar: Alright then, Alice do you get it?

ICanCU: *bounces off walls* HOLY CRAP! MY PILLOW JUST TALKED TO ME!

HearMeRoar: What did it say?

IxFeelxYou: I'M ON A BOAT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME I'M SAILIN' ON A BOAT!

ICanCU: Um... no, it asked me if I wanted to know a secret.

HearMeRoar: Well! What was the secret!?

ICanCU: Narnia is in my closet!

HearMeRoar: *gasp* Let's go to Narnia!

ICanCU: Alright!

HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.

ICanCU has left the chatroom.

IxFeelxYou: I think I need to sneeze and I want ice cream... ESME!

IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.


Alright, that was fun! :)

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-Sam