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Screen names:
MsFallsAlot - Bella
DoIDazzleU - Edward
ICanCU - Alice
IxFeelxYou - Jasper
SoHawt - Rosalie
HearMeRoar - Emmett
DrShizzle - Carlisle
RUMyMommy - Esme
OffTheLeash - Jacob
SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me.
DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.
ICanCU has entered the chatroom.
IxFeelxYou has entered the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: Hello Alice and Jasper.
ICanCU: Hi, Edward.
IxFeelxYou: *respective nod* Edward.
DoIDazzleU: I have something to confess. *sighs*
ICanCU: Hold that thought. *runs to get Emmett*
HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: Did I miss it!? Did he come out of the closet yet!?
ICanCU: No, your just in time! *grabs popcorn, munches on it* *spits out* Eww.
DoIDazzleU: ... Um I was going to say that I feel like me and Bella are growing apart.
HearMeRoar: *rolls eyes* I came online for this?
ICanCU: *throws down popcorn* What a waste of my time! I could have told you that Edward!
HearMeRoar: Seriously! She's got a major lesbian crush on my Rosie!
DoIDazzleU: *closes eyes* No, it's not true!
IxFeelxYou: Like hell it isn't. I can feel what she feels, Edward.
HearMeRoar: That's what she said.
IxFeelxYou: Your such a perv, Em.
DoIDazzleU: Really Emmett. Grow up.
HearMeRoar: That's right, defend your man, Edward.
DoIDazzleU: *sputters* I don't k-know what your talking a-about.
ICanCU: *sighs* Edward... we all know about the affair.
IxFeelxYou: YOU TOLD!?
DoIDazzleU: Of course not!
ICanCU: *shivers* I saw.
HearMeRoar: Alice... you watched?
IxFeelxYou: Oh god! No Alice, please say you didn't!
ICanCU: I-I couldn't help it! Edward has the white-est ass in the world!
DoIDazzleU: *covers ears* Nooooo!
ICanCU: His ass blinded me.
HearMeRoar: The real question here is did you like what you saw Alice?
ICanCU: No! I was so traumatized. I had to stay away from all white things for weeks and you can imagine how hard that was considering we live in a house decorated white. Oh... and I have some bad news...
DoIDazzleU: Nothing could be worst than what just happened.
ICanCU: Um. Yes, yes it could. *nervous chuckle*
IxFeelxYou: What are you so worried about Alice?
ICanCU: I told... Bella.
DoIDazzleU: Oh f*ck!
IxFeelxYou: So not looking forward to her becoming immortal, she'll probably use her newborn strength to kick me in my-
ICanCU: Hey! Not in front of a lady!
HearMeRoar: I don't see any ladies, just a LESBIAN!
ICanCU: Oh you MOFO!
HearMeRoar: Bring it umpa-lumpa!
IxFeelxYou: CHILL! *uses power*
ICanCU: I'LL JUMP YOU, EM!
HearMeRoar: THAT DEPENDS ON HOW HIGH YOU CAN JUMP!
DoIDazzleU: Hahaha.
ICanCU: *glares at Edward* What was that, VIRGIN!?
DoIDazzleU: *growls*
IxFeelxYou: I SAID CHILL! *uses power again*
ICanCU: *happiness and joy overload* OMG! Did you see that unicorn!?
HearMeRoar: *calm and relax overload* Mmmhmm.
DoIDazzleU: What did you do!?
IxFeelxYou: *feels effects of Alice and Emmett* Wheee. I'm on a bus!
DoIDazzleU: Are you all high?
ICanCU: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! NOOOOOO!
HearMeRoar: Duuude, you need to chiiiill.
IxFeelxYou: *sing-song* I'm a cup of orange juice!
DoIDazzleU: It isn't possible for vampires to be high.
HearMeRoar: They also said it wasn't possible for a male to be a virgin for over a hundred years but you proved them wrong... way to go Eddie.
DoIDazzleU: I'm not taking this! Jasper-
IxFeelxYou: DON'T SPILL ME!
DoIDazzleU: .... Get back to me when the effects have wore off.
ICanCU: I don't see that happening anytime soon.
DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: What a party pooper... Hehe, party pooper, get it Jasper?
IxFeelxYou: *sings to 50 Cent Remix vs Satisfaction*
HearMeRoar: Alright then, Alice do you get it?
ICanCU: *bounces off walls* HOLY CRAP! MY PILLOW JUST TALKED TO ME!
HearMeRoar: What did it say?
IxFeelxYou: I'M ON A BOAT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME I'M SAILIN' ON A BOAT!
ICanCU: Um... no, it asked me if I wanted to know a secret.
HearMeRoar: Well! What was the secret!?
ICanCU: Narnia is in my closet!
HearMeRoar: *gasp* Let's go to Narnia!
ICanCU: Alright!
HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.
ICanCU has left the chatroom.
IxFeelxYou: I think I need to sneeze and I want ice cream... ESME!
IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.
Alright, that was fun! :)
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-Sam
