Eric_Surferking: SHE CUT OFF FACEBOOK!
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Eric_Surferking: ? hey guys, that's bad. Worse than bad
Sam: well, I LIKE THIS
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G.C.: :D :D
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Eric_Surferking: you're crazy, right? SHE CUT OFF FACEBOOK!
Nell: eric, calm down. She didn't
Eric_Surferking: and you know that from where exactly? I think I am the tech leader here
Sam: hey cool down, eric
Sunnyboy: nell, please, can I tell him?
Nell: hmm…dunno
Kensi: come on deeks, let her tell him. She'll explain it better
G.C.: and I bet you kiss better when you don't talk ;)
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Kensi: callen!
Sunnyboy: wow…that was almost normal, callen. Maybe one day, you gonna get …well, maybe not. However, nell still didn't say anything, so eric, listen and learn: hetty didn't cut off facebook because WE ARE ON FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW! :D :D
_Hetty_: A very astute analysis, Mr. Deeks. But I am convinced that Mr. Beal is aware of the fact that we are at facebook right now. What he tried to tell you about is an announcement of a new paragraph in our protocol that the director and me concluded two days ago in Washington.
Kensi: two day ago? Hetty, I saw you the whole day!
Sam: not after quitting time ;)
Eric_Surferking: another astute analysis :D
Eric_Surferking: sorry, hetty
_Hetty_: I will forgive you, Eric. But I think that I should inform the team.
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Nell: nerd ;)
Nell: sorry, hetty
_Hetty_: I think I will forgive you too, Ms. Jones. But let me give you a stylistic advice: try to make less "smileys". I am pretty sure your words would be taken more seriously.
Sunnyboy: yeah, that's all great, hetty, but could you please tell us what's it all about now?
_Hetty_: with great pleasure, Mr. Deeks. Firstly, we talked about the relationship between you and Ms. Blye. The director wishes you all the best.
Kensi: oh god no…
Sunnyboy: hey, cool :D I mean it's definitely none of his business, but… ;)
Kensi: IT'S FORBIDDEN, DEEKS!
Sam: kensi's run away. I better go after her, deeks stay where you are
_Hetty_: Do this, Mr. Hanna. I will inform you later.
_Hetty_: Concerning all of you, Ms. Jones, Gentlemen; the director and me agree that your – our – facebook-consumption is dangerous for our operations. I therefore have to ask you to stop these conversations.
Sunnyboy: you're forbidding facebook? Really?
Nell: but, hetty, we're cautious! Nothing's gonna happen! Sam said there's no facebook on duty and in here it's just…easier
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_Hetty_: I know that your conversations are virtual most of the time in the headquarter, Ms. Jones, and I don't like it. You depend on your partner's knowledge about you. You have to know your partners, every move they make. How will you be able to read in their eyes if you forget which color they are?
_Hetty_: Right, that's settled then.
Sunnyboy: dark brown, by the way, with a shade of green :D
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Sunnyboy: and no! callen, say something! We need facebook!
Sam: maybe you shouldn't show your addiction that obviously
Sunnyboy: hey, how's kensi?
G.C.: kensi's alright?
Nell: :D :D just cause of that we need facebook ;)
G.C.: hetty? Could we talk please?
_Hetty_: Face to face? Anytime, Mr. Callen. As for you, gentlemen – what you do in your free time is none of my business. So if you plan to use facebook in your breaks that are, as I may remind you, not bound to any certain times, I won't do or say anything. But then I expect you to talk about private matters only and I expect that every NCIS-agent keeps away from this platform. Is that clear?
Sunnyboy: clear as vodka, hetty
_Hetty_: I guess I am supposed to be happy about this now. Mr. Callen, in my office, please.
G.C.: right, and I expect approaches when I'm back
Sam: okay…was that a no now? Deeks?
Sunnyboy: no idea. I just thought it would be clever to say yes ^^
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Sam: I should have known it
Eric_Surferking: I think it's clear. Really clear
Nell: yeah, I think so too :D
Sam: great, you geeks, just tell us
Sam: please
Kensi: the problem is we talk only about private matters. And we see where that leads to…
Sunnyboy: I'm sorry
Sunnyboy: wait, I didn't say anything
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Sam: surviving model marty deeks: say yes everytime, one day it's gonna be right
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Eric_Surferking: guys, that's what hetty wants to stop!
Sam: us mocking deeks? She shouldn't have brought him here, then
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Kensi: callen, I thought you were talking with hetty?
G.C.: I do. Cu later
Sunnyboy: so who's addicted? ;)
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Kensi: eric, what do mean?
Eric_Surferking: we don't talk about private matters only. We have 24 signal words in this conversation alone. That's dangerous
Sam: signal words?
Sunnyboy: dangerous?
Nell: signal words are used and coded by it-specialists of the nsa. Certain words have certain codes, that should improve the fight against terrorism etc. the problem is that these codes can also be read by others, worst case scenario by right these terrorists that we want to fight
Eric_Surferking: I think what hetty means is we need other codes to hide the codes. We can't talk about everything anymore. And I can't shut away every conversation we have, that would be too obvious
Sam: right…I will make a code for us, but we'll have to change it sometimes
Eric_Surferking: right, and we also should change our names. Everyone…hetty as first
Sam: right. Think about names and deeks, please try not to take something too stupid
Sunnyboy: hey, I'm the only one that's undercover in here :D
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Kensi: which 24 words, by the way?
Nell: Hetty – 14 times, agents, director – twice, protocoll, Washington, headquarter, operations, duty…dunno about the other 2
Sam: why's hetty a signal word?
G.C.: because she is hetty. You have a solution?
Sunnyboy: yep, we'll call you robin now :D
Sam: oh yeah, and I'm batman? Can I get the car?
Nell: :D and I'm poison ivy… I loooove her dress !
Eric_Surferking: please tell me that's a new code already…her dress is horrible
Nell: no, it's not!
Kensi: sorry, nell, but it is
Sunnyboy: only because you hate dresses at all, honey
Kensi: they're unhandy!
Sunnyboy: *sigh*
G.C.: should I ask?
Sam: better not
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