Disclaimer: After weeks of recuperating Samantha finally can say the four words everybody has been waiting for...

Me: I don't know... I have stage fright, I'm not kidding you, I once was in this play as a I was a bird feeder and-

Disclaimer: Say it!

Me: I. DON'T. OWN. TWILIGHT.

Disclaimer: YES! Success!

Me: Can I go cry now?

Disclaimer: Yeah whatever...


Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me


MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: Hi, Eddie-kins.

DoIDazzleU: Hello, love.

MsFallsAlot: Rosalie ignored me all day today. *sniffles* I'm falling so hard.

DoIDazzleU: Bella, we're dating...

MsFallsAlot: We still are?

DoIDazzleU: Yes, we've been dating while you've had an affair with Alice... and while you've been "crushing" on Rose.

MsFallsAlot: Oh...

DoIDazzleU: It hurts... to watch... *grabs nearest liquid to pour down face* Oww! Damn!

MsFallsAlot: Walk it off.

DoIDazzleU: It was bleach, you betch!

MsFallsAlot: *gasp* What!?

DoIDazzleU: That's right! I called you a betch! Now lemme borrow that top!

MsFallsAlot: NO! What is your problem, Edward!?

DoIDazzleU: Well you could have thought about something important today, but instead you didn't.

MsFallsAlot: Like...

DoIDazzleU: Like whom you want to spend the rest of your lifetime with...

MsFallsAlot: Yes, but that requires deep thinking. I don't feel like thinking deeply today. I know I'll play a board game!

DoIDazzleU: With who?

MsFallsAlot: Edmund.

DoIDazzleU: Edmund?

MsFallsAlot: Edmund Pevensie.

DoIDazzleU: From the Chronicles of Narnia? Bella he's a fictional character.

MsFallsAlot: That's what I thought, but he's playing Monopoly with me right now and he's beating me, he's got all the orange properties with hotels.

DoIDazzleU: Bella did you take any medication today?

MsFallsAlot: Edward, I'm completely coherent. Damn!

DoIDazzleU: What!?

MsFallsAlot: I went bankrupted! Damn that mofo!

DoIDazzleU: Are you okay? Bella?

MsFallsAlot: Yeah, just had to scrape a little perverted kid off my chest, but I'm cool.

DoIDazzleU: What!? Why!?

MsFallsAlot: If he won he wanted me to show him my boobs.

DoIDazzleU: YOU FLASHED HIM!?

MsFallsAlot: He asked me too... and I lost.

DoIDazzleU: *growls* Where is he?

MsFallsAlot: In Alice's closet.

DoIDazzleU: ?

MsFallsAlot: Narnia is in Alice's closet...

DoIDazzleU: When I get done with him, he'll be where all fictional characters end up when there no longer needed!

MsFallsAlot: In the discard pile? Like Leah?

DoIDazzleU: Exactly like Leah. I'm off to kill Edmund!

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: *reads Breaking Dawn* Poor Leah... no happy ending at all. Wait... what the fudge!? I give birth!?

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU: Bella, put the book down.

MsFallsAlot: I GIVE BIRTH!?

ICanCU: Bella, you are getting very sleepy... very very sleepy... when I type "Leave the chatroom" you will exit it, then burn Breaking Dawn, and then go to sleeping. You will forget you ever read Breaking Dawn, you will forget Breaking Dawn ever existed...

MsFallsAlot: Um, Alice? I'm not tired.

ICanCU: Leave the chatroom!

MsFallsAlot: Eh, sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not working.

ICanCU: Alrighty then, plan B. SAMANTHA!

MsFallsAlot: Who?

SuPaStArSaM has entered the chatroom.

SuPaStArSaM: What's the problem?

ICanCU: Bella found Breaking Dawn.

SuPaStArSaM: So did you.

MsFallsAlot: You found it too!? And you never said anything to me, Alice!?

ICanCU: *glares at Bella then Samantha* Not the point! You and I both know that I can only tell the future by reading these books. Now that Bella knows she's giving birth then she might warn Edward...

SuPaStArSaM: You know that might be for the better, Renesmee did cause a lot of problems.

MsFallsAlot: Damn right, it's for the better. I don't know a thing about raising babies.

ICanCU: Samantha, I know this is your story and all, but really... I would appreciate it so much if you would just cut me some slack.

SuPaStArSaM: It's not my fault your not a real physic.

MsFallsAlot: Alice isn't a real physic? Then how does she know about when I enter the chatroom or when I fall?

ICanCU: *sighs* I stalk you.

MsFallsAlot: *gasp* That's Edward's job!

ICanCU: No, that's my job, Edward pays me to do it.

SuPaStArSaM: That's what she said!

ICanCU: A little maturity Samantha, would truly be appreciated!

SuPaStArSaM: It was such an opening, I couldn't let it pass by.

MsFallsAlot: That's what he said!

SuPaStArSaM: *grins at Bella* That's the character I demented!

ICanCU: *groans* Please just erase her memory!

SuPaStArSaM: But we've grown so attached in the last few lines!

MsFallAlot: Yeah Alice, so attached!

ICanCU: What if I told you Bella has a crush on you?

SuPaStArSaM: I wouldn't believe you because I control Bella.

MsFallsAlot: *eyes widen* What!?

ICanCU: Seems you've dug yourself into a hole, Sam.

SuPaStArSaM: Damn, sorry Bella.

MsFallAlot: What! What's going on!? Why are you sorry!?

SuPaStArSaM: *erases Bella's memory of this whole conversation* Now, Bella. Go read a book.

MsFallsAlot: *nods slowly*

MsFallAlo has left the chatroom.

ICanCU: Thank you!

SuPaStArSaM: There will be hell to pay for this later.

ICanCU: Yes, but in the end it's for the better.

SuPaStArSaM: Whatever, I'm going to go dance the Dance of Life.

ICanCU: Have fun!

SuPaStArSaM has left the chatroom.

ICanCU has left the chatroom.


Thanks for waiting guys!

This wasn't the best, but again it was a filler.

:)

Review please!

-Sam