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Originally I was going to make you guys wait... but I must like you guys because it's hardly been a week and I'm already updating!
Screen names:
MsFallsAlot - Bella
DoIDazzleU - Edward
ICanCU - Alice
IxFeelxYou - Jasper
SoHawt - Rosalie
HearMeRoar - Emmett
DrShizzle - Carlisle
RUMyMommy - Esme
OffTheLeash - Jacob
SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me
MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.
SoHawt has entered the chatroom.
SoHawt: Bella, I've got something to tell you...
MsFallsAlot: Yes, my sweet?
SoHawt: *gags* I don't like you.
MsFallsAlot: Then you love me? *giggles like a school girl*
SoHawt: No! My god Bella read the signs!
MsFallsAlot: *looks outside window* Yield? Stop? Dead End?
SoHawt: Jesus, this is just freaking fantastic, she's like Emmett only female.
MsFallsAlot: Rose, are you in love with me...? *eyes glaze over*
SoHawt: NO! I do not like you! I do not love you! I'm not in love with you! I love Emmett!
MsFallsAlot: *sniffs* Are you *tears stream down face* breaking up with me?
SoHawt: *looks at human emotions jealously* We were never together.
MsFallsAlot: Your so brooding and mysterious... the more you push me away the more attracted I am to you...
SoHawt: BELLA QUIT!
MsFallsAlot: I feel... I feel like we've imprinted... or something...
ICanCU has entered the chatroom.
ICanCU: Oh hell no!
SoHawt: Please Alice, help me! She licks pictures of me! She smells everything I touch! I'm so scared! *shaking*
MsFallsAlot: *makes out with Rose's wedding picture*
ICanCU: Um, ew. No worries, Rose. Edward should be here soon.
DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: I'm here, where's the quote "pain-in-ass" unquote?
MsFallsAlot: Edward?
DoIDazzleU: Hi, love.
ICanCU: There's the quote "pain-in-ass" unquote!
DoIDazzleU: Bella?
SoHawt: Bella!
MsFallsAlot: Bella...?
ICanCU: Alice!
DoIDazzleU: *growls* Bella isn't a pain in the ass!
ICanCU: Is too.
DoIDazzleU: Is not.
SoHawt: So is too.
DoIDazzleU: Is not!
ICanCU: Is too!
DoIDazzleU: IS NOT!
SoHawt: She licked my wedding picture, Edward. She's f*cked in the head!
MsFallAlot: That's what she said!
SuPaStArSaM has entered the chatroom.
SuPaStArSaM: Aww, I taught her that.
ICanCU: Samantha! Get out of here!
SoHawt: AHHH! IT'S THE PERSON WHO MADE THE MUTT DISAPPEAR! Wait... maybe that's not so bad...
MsFallsAlot: Who's Samantha?
DoIDazzleU: I was wondering the same thing.
SuPaStArSaM: I regret taking her memories away... Just wanted to warn you... hell to pay.
ICanCU: Gottcha. Hell to pay, hell to pay, I remember.
SuPaStArSaM: Don't forget it!
SuPaStArSaM has left the chatroom.
SoHawt: Waaait! Don't go! We could share secrets on how to torture dogs!
MsFallsAlot: *gasp* You torture animals?
SoHawt: Do you not like people that torture animals?
MsFallsAlot: I hate them.
SoHawt: In that case... do you remember the Disney movie Bambi?
MsFallsAlot: I love that movie!
SoHawt: You know how the mother dies?
MsFallsAlot: *tears stream down face* Yes.
DoIDazzleU: Rose...
ICanCU: No, Edward... let her do it... if you want Bella to love you again you'll let her do it.
SoHawt: I killed Bambi's mother.
DoIDazzleU: Bella?
ICanCU: Oh shit...
MsFallsAlot: YOU MOTHERF*CKIN' HO BAG! HOW THE F*CK COULD YOU F*CKIN' DO THAT TO BAMBI! HE CRIED SO HARD! I CRIED SO HARD! YOU F*CKIN' COLD HEARTLESS BITCH!
MsFallsAlot has the left the chatroom.
SoHawt: *vampire shock*
ICanCU: Edward, she'll need you...
DoIDazzleU: Thanks a lot, Rosalie. No seriously, I mean it. Bella might now love me again! *happy dance*
DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.
HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: WAZZUP!?
SoHawt: *comes out of vampire shock* Shut up, dumb ass.
SoHawt has left the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: What did I say?
ICanCU: The chapters ending, you should have came earlier.
ICanCU has left the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: That's what she said!
RUMyMommy has entered the chatroom.
RUMyMommy: Emmy!
HearMeRoar: Yes, mommy?
RUMyMommy: I'm making chocolate chip hope-you-forget-that-Rose-is-a-Bambi-killer-and-bitch cookies for Bella... want to help?
HearMeRoar: Can I lick the spoon?
RUMyMommy: Emmett, we're vampires, we don't eat.
HearMeRoar: *throws fit* I WANNA LICK THE SPOON!
RUMyMommy: FINE! YOU CAN LICK THE F*CKING SPOON!
HearMeRoar: YAY!
RUMyMommy: *grumbles* Damn teenagers.
HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.
RUMyMommy has left the chatroom.
Well, I made good on my promise last chapter...
There would be hell to pay...
:)
Oh and also, I'm underlining this so you'll actually look at it and pay attention:
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Sheesh, I only had one voter, that's really going to help...
-Sam
