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Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me


MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

SoHawt has entered the chatroom.

SoHawt: Bella, I've got something to tell you...

MsFallsAlot: Yes, my sweet?

SoHawt: *gags* I don't like you.

MsFallsAlot: Then you love me? *giggles like a school girl*

SoHawt: No! My god Bella read the signs!

MsFallsAlot: *looks outside window* Yield? Stop? Dead End?

SoHawt: Jesus, this is just freaking fantastic, she's like Emmett only female.

MsFallsAlot: Rose, are you in love with me...? *eyes glaze over*

SoHawt: NO! I do not like you! I do not love you! I'm not in love with you! I love Emmett!

MsFallsAlot: *sniffs* Are you *tears stream down face* breaking up with me?

SoHawt: *looks at human emotions jealously* We were never together.

MsFallsAlot: Your so brooding and mysterious... the more you push me away the more attracted I am to you...

SoHawt: BELLA QUIT!

MsFallsAlot: I feel... I feel like we've imprinted... or something...

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU: Oh hell no!

SoHawt: Please Alice, help me! She licks pictures of me! She smells everything I touch! I'm so scared! *shaking*

MsFallsAlot: *makes out with Rose's wedding picture*

ICanCU: Um, ew. No worries, Rose. Edward should be here soon.

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: I'm here, where's the quote "pain-in-ass" unquote?

MsFallsAlot: Edward?

DoIDazzleU: Hi, love.

ICanCU: There's the quote "pain-in-ass" unquote!

DoIDazzleU: Bella?

SoHawt: Bella!

MsFallsAlot: Bella...?

ICanCU: Alice!

DoIDazzleU: *growls* Bella isn't a pain in the ass!

ICanCU: Is too.

DoIDazzleU: Is not.

SoHawt: So is too.

DoIDazzleU: Is not!

ICanCU: Is too!

DoIDazzleU: IS NOT!

SoHawt: She licked my wedding picture, Edward. She's f*cked in the head!

MsFallAlot: That's what she said!

SuPaStArSaM has entered the chatroom.

SuPaStArSaM: Aww, I taught her that.

ICanCU: Samantha! Get out of here!

SoHawt: AHHH! IT'S THE PERSON WHO MADE THE MUTT DISAPPEAR! Wait... maybe that's not so bad...

MsFallsAlot: Who's Samantha?

DoIDazzleU: I was wondering the same thing.

SuPaStArSaM: I regret taking her memories away... Just wanted to warn you... hell to pay.

ICanCU: Gottcha. Hell to pay, hell to pay, I remember.

SuPaStArSaM: Don't forget it!

SuPaStArSaM has left the chatroom.

SoHawt: Waaait! Don't go! We could share secrets on how to torture dogs!

MsFallsAlot: *gasp* You torture animals?

SoHawt: Do you not like people that torture animals?

MsFallsAlot: I hate them.

SoHawt: In that case... do you remember the Disney movie Bambi?

MsFallsAlot: I love that movie!

SoHawt: You know how the mother dies?

MsFallsAlot: *tears stream down face* Yes.

DoIDazzleU: Rose...

ICanCU: No, Edward... let her do it... if you want Bella to love you again you'll let her do it.

SoHawt: I killed Bambi's mother.

DoIDazzleU: Bella?

ICanCU: Oh shit...

MsFallsAlot: YOU MOTHERF*CKIN' HO BAG! HOW THE F*CK COULD YOU F*CKIN' DO THAT TO BAMBI! HE CRIED SO HARD! I CRIED SO HARD! YOU F*CKIN' COLD HEARTLESS BITCH!

MsFallsAlot has the left the chatroom.

SoHawt: *vampire shock*

ICanCU: Edward, she'll need you...

DoIDazzleU: Thanks a lot, Rosalie. No seriously, I mean it. Bella might now love me again! *happy dance*

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: WAZZUP!?

SoHawt: *comes out of vampire shock* Shut up, dumb ass.

SoHawt has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: What did I say?

ICanCU: The chapters ending, you should have came earlier.

ICanCU has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: That's what she said!

RUMyMommy has entered the chatroom.

RUMyMommy: Emmy!

HearMeRoar: Yes, mommy?

RUMyMommy: I'm making chocolate chip hope-you-forget-that-Rose-is-a-Bambi-killer-and-bitch cookies for Bella... want to help?

HearMeRoar: Can I lick the spoon?

RUMyMommy: Emmett, we're vampires, we don't eat.

HearMeRoar: *throws fit* I WANNA LICK THE SPOON!

RUMyMommy: FINE! YOU CAN LICK THE F*CKING SPOON!

HearMeRoar: YAY!

RUMyMommy: *grumbles* Damn teenagers.

HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.

RUMyMommy has left the chatroom.


Well, I made good on my promise last chapter...

There would be hell to pay...

:)

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-Sam