Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

Hey guys, I did take a break from the story for awhile, but now I'm back.

I have a poll up for this story on my profile, check it out.

Oh and PS: The song listed below is not for young and innocent ears...

Then again if your very young you shouldn't even be reading my stories because they are clearly rated T.


Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me


MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

OffTheLeash has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: Hello boys.

OffTheLeash: Hi, Bella.

DoIDazzleU: *cough* I am a man. *cough*

MsFallsAlot: OMG! Edward are you sick!?

OffTheLeash: With AIDs from his male lover, Jasper.

DoIDazzleU: *glares at Jacob* I'm straight.

OffTheLeash: As a circle.

MsFallsAlot: C'mon Jake, grow up.

OffTheLeash: I wish I could.

MsFallsAlot: What?

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU: No no no no no no no! Don't do it! She'll throw the bitch fit of the season!

OffTheLeash: *ignores Alice* I can't grow up. I'm frozen in time, like your popsicle of love over here.

DoIDazzleU: *wiggles fingers at Bella* Hi, there.

ICanCU: I warned you guys.

ICanCU has left the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: You... can't grow up?

OffTheLeash: *shakes head* Nope.

MsFallsAlot: *screaming* WHY! WHY MUST I GET OLD! WHHHY!? *cries*

DoIDazzleU: *admires tears* So beautiful, must taste.

OffTheLeash: *looks at Edward* He's f*cked up.

MsFallsAlot: *laughing and crying at the same time* That's what she said.

DoIDazzleU: Bella, you look so beautiful when you spaz.

MsFallsAlot: *stops spazzing and swoons* Oh Edward.

OffTheLeash: Whoever said beauty is in the eye of the beholder was so true.

DoIDazzleU: Bella is beautiful.

OffTheLeash: Oh no doubt there, I was referring to you.

DoIDazzleU: ... But I am beautiful.

MsFallsAlot: *still swooning* Yes you are.

OffTheLeash: Gross, get a room.

DoIDazzleU: So Bella, you said you wanted to tell us something...?

MsFallsAlot: *still swooning* I want you, Edward.

OffTheLeash: *coughs uncomfortable* I'll never be able to eat another popsicle again.

DoIDazzleU: *thinking unperverted thoughts* I want you too, Bella. Forever. It seems I've won, dog.

OffTheLeash: NOOOOOOO! How could he win? I mean yes he's got the looks, wit, charm, sex hair, money, etc, etc, and etc. But I was FUNNY! And nice!

DoIDazzleU: Nice guys finish last.

OffTheLeash: Why do you always get your way!?

DoIDazzleU: Because I'm Edward. And I always get what I want and right now, I want my human.

MsFallsAlot: Edward wants me! *happy dance* *sings Mind In The Gutter*

OffTheLeash: Haha, ironic. The song's sang by a gay guy to other gays. Just like you Edward...

DoIDazzleU: *growls* Wait... Bella? You can't be thinking about that! We've already talked about it.

OffTheLeash: Ha! She's talking about sex, Edward. Not love, luuust. It seems I still have a chance!

MsFallAlot: But Edward...

DoIDazzleU: NO! We are saving my virginity *cough* I mean your virginity...

MsFallsAlot: You might want to get that cough checked out, you might have swine flu.

OffTheLeash: Yes, Edward you might. OR AIDs!

DoIDazzleU: I'll come over later, Bella.

MsFallsAlot: *seductive smile* I'll be waiting, my sex kitten.

DoIDazzleU: ....

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

OffTheLeash: My sex kitten?

MsFallsAlot: Shut up, it's all I had at the time.

OffTheLeash: Wow, Eddie still has his V-card, huh?

MsFallsAlot: Yes, he clings to it for dear life.

OffTheLeash: Why?

MsFallsAlot: He doesn't want to go to hell.

OffTheLeash: He's vampire... eternally damned ring any bells?

MsFallsAlot: He won't go to hell, he's much to sweet.

OffTheLeash: Yeah, Satan doesn't appreciate the gays like America does.

MsFallsAlot: *glares at Jacob* Stop with the gay cracks.

OffTheLeash: I didn't mean to offend you.

MsFallsAlot: Well you did, and maybe you should take a look in the mirror before you point fingers!

MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.

OffTheLeash: IT WAS ONE TIME!

OffTheLeash has left the chatroom.


I know it's not much, but I updated, so be happy!

Also reviews/favs/alerts are always appreciated.

Thank you guys,

Sam(: