Disclaimer: Oh, Twilight you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Twilight! Hey Twilight!
Me: Hey Twilight! You're totally out of sight! No, I'm not smoking a bong! I will own you, right?
Disclaimer: No, you've got it wrong! You don't own Twi-light, so just leave it alone!
(played to "Hey Mickey!")
Screen names:
MsFallsAlot - Bella
DoIDazzleU - Edward
ICanCU - Alice
IxFeelxYou - Jasper
SoHawt - Rosalie
HearMeRoar - Emmett
DrShizzle - Carlisle
RUMyMommy - Esme
OffTheLeash - Jacob
SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me
MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.
HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: Hey, Bella.
MsFallsAlot: Hey Emmett. Thanks for getting on.
HearMeRoar: Heh, that's what she said.
MsFallsAlot: *glares*
HearMeRoar: So what did you need?
MsFallsAlot: *blushes* Well um, I need help.
HearMeRoar: FINALLY! I've waiting for so long for you to finally admit it!
MsFallsAlot: Um, sorry I waited?
HearMeRoar: Admitting that you have a problem is the first step back to recovery.
MsFallsAlot: Problem? ... I guess it's a problem...
HearMeRoar: Being an off-and-on lesbian is a problem. You either like girls or you don't. No worries, Bella. I'll help you.
MsFallsAlot: Wait! This isn't-
HearMeRoar: I've made a little Q&A for you. You just answer yes or no and then I'll diagnose you.
MsFallsAlot: -Emmett, I don't like-
HearMeRoar: Question one! Do you think boobs are cool?
MsFallsAlot: *looks at chest* Um, sure?
HearMeRoar: Me too. *looks down at flat chest, sighs* I wish every night at 11:11 p.m. for a pair, but they never appear.
MsFallsAlot: *looks bewildered at what Emmett just wrote*
HearMeRoar: Question two! Have you and Edward had any sexual interaction yet?
MsFallsAlot: That's personal! I'm not telling you.
HearMeRoar: I'll take that as a no. Next question. Question three! Do you still like Rose?
MsFallsAlot: *thinks back to Bambi* I loathe her. I wish I could chop her up and then feed her to pigs then have them regurgitate her and then send the chucks of her to the fiery pits of Hades.
HearMeRoar: ...
MsFallsAlot: No.
HearMeRoar: Alright. Question four! Are you ten, eleven, or twenty-two?
MsFallsAlot: ... Neither. I'm seventeen.
HearMeRoar: Just pick one!
MsFallsAlot: Um, ten?
HearMeRoar: *sighs in relief* Good. Last question! Question five! Do you think I'm sexilicious?
MsFallsAlot: No. I think Jasper is though... *swoons*
HearMeRoar: *ego-stabbed* Even though you passed, I'm thinking you might still be a lesbian.
MsFallsAlot: Why?
HearMeRoar: How is Jasper more sexilicious than me?
MsFallsAlot: He just is. He's been in the army and has scars to prove it, he's blond, and so mysterious and emo! *licks lips*
HearMeRoar: Whatever, wait what about Edward?
MsFallsAlot: Who?
HearMeRoar: Edward, your vampire popsicle of love.
MsFallsAlot: Ah, damn. I forgot about him. Heh, let's just forget this previous conversation.
HearMeRoar: My brain is the size of a peanut, as soon as you say something it's forgotten.
MsFallsAlot: I thought vampires had an excellent memory.
HearMeRoar: Let's just say my memory is full. *laughs*
MsFallsAlot: *gags* Never mind.
HearMeRoar: So, was that all?
MsFallsAlot: *light bulb moment* I wanted to ask you some advice, but then your quiz backtracked me.
HearMeRoar: Oh, so what advice do you need?
MsFallsAlot: Well... as you know me and Edward aren't sexual... and I'd like us to be...
HearMeRoar: So you want to know how you can get Little Eddie in bed?
MsFallsAlot: Yes.
HearMeRoar: Seduce him.
MsFallsAlot: I've tried. It didn't work, he pushed me away and went all Barack Obama on my ass about being fragile.
HearMeRoar: Get him when he's weak. Like when he's playing his piano or when he's not looking.
MsFallsAlot: Sex on the piano? That's a bit to kinky for me.
HearMeRoar: Not into kink? Ahh, man.
MsFallsAlot: Sorry, it's just too weird.
HearMeRoar: Alice lied then.
MsFallsAlot: What do you mean?
HearMeRoar: She said you loved it when she pulled-
MsFallsAlot: SHHH!
HearMeRoar: -poor Eddie couldn't control himself.
MsFallsAlot: ... He liked it?
HearMeRoar: *smiles to himself* Yes, he did.
MsFallsAlot: Well... maybe I should try it then.
HearMeRoar: Go get 'em tiger!
MsFallsAlot: *meows*
HearMeRoar: That sucked, try again.
MsFallsAlot: Raaawr?
HearMeRoar: You just typed it, you didn't say it.
MsFallsAlot: How do you know?
HearMeRoar: I'm in your pantry closet... did you know your running low on peanut butter?
MsFallsAlot: *sighs* *growls*
HearMeRoar: *laughing* That was fierce!
MsFallsAlot: Thanks?
HearMeRoar: Alright, I have to go... do things... to your food.
MsFallsAlot: WHAT!?
HearMeRoar: MWA HA HA!
HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.
MsFallsAlot: NOT MY LUCKY CHARMS!
MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.
Thanks guys.
Hope you liked the chapter.
Oh and if you don't get the whole ten, eleven, or twenty-two thing PM me.
If your under twelve... well... why are you evening reading this if your twelve?
I'm burning your innocent eyes!
Poll on profile!
-Sam
