Disclaimer: Oh, Twilight you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Twilight! Hey Twilight!

Me: Hey Twilight! You're totally out of sight! No, I'm not smoking a bong! I will own you, right?

Disclaimer: No, you've got it wrong! You don't own Twi-light, so just leave it alone!

(played to "Hey Mickey!")


Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me


MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: Hey, Bella.

MsFallsAlot: Hey Emmett. Thanks for getting on.

HearMeRoar: Heh, that's what she said.

MsFallsAlot: *glares*

HearMeRoar: So what did you need?

MsFallsAlot: *blushes* Well um, I need help.

HearMeRoar: FINALLY! I've waiting for so long for you to finally admit it!

MsFallsAlot: Um, sorry I waited?

HearMeRoar: Admitting that you have a problem is the first step back to recovery.

MsFallsAlot: Problem? ... I guess it's a problem...

HearMeRoar: Being an off-and-on lesbian is a problem. You either like girls or you don't. No worries, Bella. I'll help you.

MsFallsAlot: Wait! This isn't-

HearMeRoar: I've made a little Q&A for you. You just answer yes or no and then I'll diagnose you.

MsFallsAlot: -Emmett, I don't like-

HearMeRoar: Question one! Do you think boobs are cool?

MsFallsAlot: *looks at chest* Um, sure?

HearMeRoar: Me too. *looks down at flat chest, sighs* I wish every night at 11:11 p.m. for a pair, but they never appear.

MsFallsAlot: *looks bewildered at what Emmett just wrote*

HearMeRoar: Question two! Have you and Edward had any sexual interaction yet?

MsFallsAlot: That's personal! I'm not telling you.

HearMeRoar: I'll take that as a no. Next question. Question three! Do you still like Rose?

MsFallsAlot: *thinks back to Bambi* I loathe her. I wish I could chop her up and then feed her to pigs then have them regurgitate her and then send the chucks of her to the fiery pits of Hades.

HearMeRoar: ...

MsFallsAlot: No.

HearMeRoar: Alright. Question four! Are you ten, eleven, or twenty-two?

MsFallsAlot: ... Neither. I'm seventeen.

HearMeRoar: Just pick one!

MsFallsAlot: Um, ten?

HearMeRoar: *sighs in relief* Good. Last question! Question five! Do you think I'm sexilicious?

MsFallsAlot: No. I think Jasper is though... *swoons*

HearMeRoar: *ego-stabbed* Even though you passed, I'm thinking you might still be a lesbian.

MsFallsAlot: Why?

HearMeRoar: How is Jasper more sexilicious than me?

MsFallsAlot: He just is. He's been in the army and has scars to prove it, he's blond, and so mysterious and emo! *licks lips*

HearMeRoar: Whatever, wait what about Edward?

MsFallsAlot: Who?

HearMeRoar: Edward, your vampire popsicle of love.

MsFallsAlot: Ah, damn. I forgot about him. Heh, let's just forget this previous conversation.

HearMeRoar: My brain is the size of a peanut, as soon as you say something it's forgotten.

MsFallsAlot: I thought vampires had an excellent memory.

HearMeRoar: Let's just say my memory is full. *laughs*

MsFallsAlot: *gags* Never mind.

HearMeRoar: So, was that all?

MsFallsAlot: *light bulb moment* I wanted to ask you some advice, but then your quiz backtracked me.

HearMeRoar: Oh, so what advice do you need?

MsFallsAlot: Well... as you know me and Edward aren't sexual... and I'd like us to be...

HearMeRoar: So you want to know how you can get Little Eddie in bed?

MsFallsAlot: Yes.

HearMeRoar: Seduce him.

MsFallsAlot: I've tried. It didn't work, he pushed me away and went all Barack Obama on my ass about being fragile.

HearMeRoar: Get him when he's weak. Like when he's playing his piano or when he's not looking.

MsFallsAlot: Sex on the piano? That's a bit to kinky for me.

HearMeRoar: Not into kink? Ahh, man.

MsFallsAlot: Sorry, it's just too weird.

HearMeRoar: Alice lied then.

MsFallsAlot: What do you mean?

HearMeRoar: She said you loved it when she pulled-

MsFallsAlot: SHHH!

HearMeRoar: -poor Eddie couldn't control himself.

MsFallsAlot: ... He liked it?

HearMeRoar: *smiles to himself* Yes, he did.

MsFallsAlot: Well... maybe I should try it then.

HearMeRoar: Go get 'em tiger!

MsFallsAlot: *meows*

HearMeRoar: That sucked, try again.

MsFallsAlot: Raaawr?

HearMeRoar: You just typed it, you didn't say it.

MsFallsAlot: How do you know?

HearMeRoar: I'm in your pantry closet... did you know your running low on peanut butter?

MsFallsAlot: *sighs* *growls*

HearMeRoar: *laughing* That was fierce!

MsFallsAlot: Thanks?

HearMeRoar: Alright, I have to go... do things... to your food.

MsFallsAlot: WHAT!?

HearMeRoar: MWA HA HA!

HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: NOT MY LUCKY CHARMS!

MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.


Thanks guys.

Hope you liked the chapter.

Oh and if you don't get the whole ten, eleven, or twenty-two thing PM me.

If your under twelve... well... why are you evening reading this if your twelve?

I'm burning your innocent eyes!

Poll on profile!

-Sam