Disclaimer: The story's not over!

Me: And I don't write sober!

Disclaimer: Haha, yeah that's right!

Me: I'm gonna cry tonight!

Disclaimer: Cuz she don't own Twilight!

Me: Yeah I'm gonna cry tonight!

Disclaimer: Cuz she don't own Twilight!

(played with Up All Night by Hinder)


Please notice the rating now: M!

I still will use the same language as before, just because I'm not one who likes to cuss a lot, but I had to change the rating because there is a slight lemon in here...


Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me.


RUMyMommy has entered the chatroom.

DrShizzle has entered the chatroom.

DrShizzle: Hello, Esme.

RUMyMommy: *seductive* Hi, Carl.

DrShizzle: Mmm, are the children around?

RUMyMommy: No. *smiles wickly*

DrShizzle: Wanna cyber then?

RUMyMommy: Sure.

DrShizzle: Role play?

RUMyMommy: Really Carl? Were vampires...

DrShizzle: True dat.

RUMyMommy: *leans against chair, smiling up at you*

DrShizzle: *leans down and plants kisses down your throat* *growls*

RUMyMommy: Oh Carl! *hands clasp around your back*

DrShizzle: *pulls up from chair and carries to bed* *lays you down and hovers over you*

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

RUMyMommy: GIVE IT TO ME!

DoIDazzleU: *vampire shock*

DrShizzle: *growls and rips-

DoIDazzleU: *comes out of vampire shock* *screams like little girl*

DrShizzle: *-blouse off*

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU: Edward, they aren't going to stop any time soon, they hardly even realize we're here.

DoIDazzleU: Alice, hold me. I feel so raped. *rocks back and forth*

IxFeelxYou has entered the chatroom.

IxFeelxYou: Why is it always about Edward's pain!? Why not me!? Why him!?

DoIDazzleU: My hair makes me cooler than you. Plus I play the piano... and you know what they say about skillful hands, right?

IxFeelxYou: I served the military, bitch.

DoIDazzleU: I dazzle people.

IxFeelxYou: Correction! You dazzle Bella. And if you haven't realized it let me enlighten you...

ICanCU: Reality check!

IxFeelxYou: She's not the brightest crayon in the Crayola box!

DoIDazzleU: Bitch please!

OffTheLeash has entered the chatroom.

RUMyMommy: YES! *rips of Carlisle's pants*

OffTheLeash: Is this your kind of family meetings?

DoIDazzleU: This is a bad time, Jacob.

OffTheLeash: I'll say.

DrShizzle: *kisses roughly*

ICanCU: Bella isn't here.

OffTheLeash: *ignores and continues to watch Esme and Carlisle*

IxFeelxYou: I can't take all the freakin' lust, I'm going on a walk and I'll take Toby.

DoIDazzleU: Toby?

ICanCU: Emmett bought a dog.

RUMyMommy: *gasps and moans*

DoIDazzleU: Rose must be thrilled.

IxFeelxYou: Actually she is, to the extreme. She wants to use so she can test out all her ways to torture a dog.

ICanCU: We'll have to hide the dog from Bella.

DoIDazzleU: Why?

ICanCU: Bella's quite observative... she'll notice when it goes missing.

DrShizzle: Do you like it when I do that?

DoIDazzleU: Yes, she will.

RUMyMommy: I do. *hands run down shirt and rips open*

IxFeelxYou: Were you answering Alice or Carlisle?

DoIDazzleU: I'm not sure... a lemon and a conversation going on at the same time is difficult to keep up with.

HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: That's what she said.

ICanCU: How can you do that!?

HearMeRoar: I don't know. Maybe it's a gift. The gift of knowing when somebody just said something I can turn into a "that's what she said" joke.

DrShizzle: Mmmm smashing, baby!

IxFeelxYou: I'm going on that walk now.

IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.

OffTheLeash: I love this chatroom!

HearMeRoar: Heh, dog likes his vampy porn.

OffTheLeash: ... No. *hides videos that he bought from Bella*

ICanCU: Oh god, it's about to get gross, sorry guys I'm leaving.

ICanCU has left the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: I wonder what she means...?

RUMyMommy: YES! YES! YES!

DoIDazzleU: NO! NO! NO!

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: WIMPS!

OffTheLeash: This is like a Christmas morning... well... I guess it would have to be a really messed up Christmas morning... minus Santa and the hung over reindeer.

HearMeRoar: Why isn't Santa hung over too?

OffTheLeash: Santa lives in the North POLE... he lives with ELVES... he like to EAT cookies... and makes lists of the NAUGHTY and nice LITTLE girls and BOYS.

HearMeRoar: You forget your caps lock was on?

OffTheLeash: No I was emphazing words...

HearMeRoar: Pole elves eat naughty little boys. Great mutt, you just ruin Christmas for me. Oh and before I log out, I always had a question for you. Can you do it with other dogs?

OffTheLeash: I'd kill them.

HearMeRoar: *eyes widen* *runs off to save Toby from being butt-raped*

HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.

OffTheLeash: Pssh, like I even would try.

DrShizzle: You like that, creme puff?

OffTheLeash: Can I join? Please? I'm confused about my sexuality.

RUMyMommy: Mmm.

OffTheLeash: This one time I ended up... doing unholy things with my friend...

DrShizzle: I'm taking a break from my shift, will you come up to the hospital?

OffTheLeash: That is soooo what she said.

RUMyMommy: On my way!

RUMyMommy has left the chatroom.

DrShizzle: Ohhh yeahh!

DrShizzle has left the chatroom.

OffTheLeash: *frowns* Bunch of freakin' teases making me all hot... well hotter and bothered for nothing! Damn and I hate cold showers!

OffTheLeash has left the chatroom.


No need to run away, readers.

I won't be making each chapter about sexin' it up...

Seems like that thats all I do lately.

No worries the next chapter will be a little fluffier(:

Reviews/Favs/Alerts are appreciated!

Thank you, much love!

-Sam :DD