Disclaimer: The story's not over!
Me: And I don't write sober!
Disclaimer: Haha, yeah that's right!
Me: I'm gonna cry tonight!
Disclaimer: Cuz she don't own Twilight!
Me: Yeah I'm gonna cry tonight!
Disclaimer: Cuz she don't own Twilight!
(played with Up All Night by Hinder)
Please notice the rating now: M!
I still will use the same language as before, just because I'm not one who likes to cuss a lot, but I had to change the rating because there is a slight lemon in here...
Screen names:
MsFallsAlot - Bella
DoIDazzleU - Edward
ICanCU - Alice
IxFeelxYou - Jasper
SoHawt - Rosalie
HearMeRoar - Emmett
DrShizzle - Carlisle
RUMyMommy - Esme
OffTheLeash - Jacob
SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me.
RUMyMommy has entered the chatroom.
DrShizzle has entered the chatroom.
DrShizzle: Hello, Esme.
RUMyMommy: *seductive* Hi, Carl.
DrShizzle: Mmm, are the children around?
RUMyMommy: No. *smiles wickly*
DrShizzle: Wanna cyber then?
RUMyMommy: Sure.
DrShizzle: Role play?
RUMyMommy: Really Carl? Were vampires...
DrShizzle: True dat.
RUMyMommy: *leans against chair, smiling up at you*
DrShizzle: *leans down and plants kisses down your throat* *growls*
RUMyMommy: Oh Carl! *hands clasp around your back*
DrShizzle: *pulls up from chair and carries to bed* *lays you down and hovers over you*
DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.
RUMyMommy: GIVE IT TO ME!
DoIDazzleU: *vampire shock*
DrShizzle: *growls and rips-
DoIDazzleU: *comes out of vampire shock* *screams like little girl*
DrShizzle: *-blouse off*
ICanCU has entered the chatroom.
ICanCU: Edward, they aren't going to stop any time soon, they hardly even realize we're here.
DoIDazzleU: Alice, hold me. I feel so raped. *rocks back and forth*
IxFeelxYou has entered the chatroom.
IxFeelxYou: Why is it always about Edward's pain!? Why not me!? Why him!?
DoIDazzleU: My hair makes me cooler than you. Plus I play the piano... and you know what they say about skillful hands, right?
IxFeelxYou: I served the military, bitch.
DoIDazzleU: I dazzle people.
IxFeelxYou: Correction! You dazzle Bella. And if you haven't realized it let me enlighten you...
ICanCU: Reality check!
IxFeelxYou: She's not the brightest crayon in the Crayola box!
DoIDazzleU: Bitch please!
OffTheLeash has entered the chatroom.
RUMyMommy: YES! *rips of Carlisle's pants*
OffTheLeash: Is this your kind of family meetings?
DoIDazzleU: This is a bad time, Jacob.
OffTheLeash: I'll say.
DrShizzle: *kisses roughly*
ICanCU: Bella isn't here.
OffTheLeash: *ignores and continues to watch Esme and Carlisle*
IxFeelxYou: I can't take all the freakin' lust, I'm going on a walk and I'll take Toby.
DoIDazzleU: Toby?
ICanCU: Emmett bought a dog.
RUMyMommy: *gasps and moans*
DoIDazzleU: Rose must be thrilled.
IxFeelxYou: Actually she is, to the extreme. She wants to use so she can test out all her ways to torture a dog.
ICanCU: We'll have to hide the dog from Bella.
DoIDazzleU: Why?
ICanCU: Bella's quite observative... she'll notice when it goes missing.
DrShizzle: Do you like it when I do that?
DoIDazzleU: Yes, she will.
RUMyMommy: I do. *hands run down shirt and rips open*
IxFeelxYou: Were you answering Alice or Carlisle?
DoIDazzleU: I'm not sure... a lemon and a conversation going on at the same time is difficult to keep up with.
HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: That's what she said.
ICanCU: How can you do that!?
HearMeRoar: I don't know. Maybe it's a gift. The gift of knowing when somebody just said something I can turn into a "that's what she said" joke.
DrShizzle: Mmmm smashing, baby!
IxFeelxYou: I'm going on that walk now.
IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.
OffTheLeash: I love this chatroom!
HearMeRoar: Heh, dog likes his vampy porn.
OffTheLeash: ... No. *hides videos that he bought from Bella*
ICanCU: Oh god, it's about to get gross, sorry guys I'm leaving.
ICanCU has left the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: I wonder what she means...?
RUMyMommy: YES! YES! YES!
DoIDazzleU: NO! NO! NO!
DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: WIMPS!
OffTheLeash: This is like a Christmas morning... well... I guess it would have to be a really messed up Christmas morning... minus Santa and the hung over reindeer.
HearMeRoar: Why isn't Santa hung over too?
OffTheLeash: Santa lives in the North POLE... he lives with ELVES... he like to EAT cookies... and makes lists of the NAUGHTY and nice LITTLE girls and BOYS.
HearMeRoar: You forget your caps lock was on?
OffTheLeash: No I was emphazing words...
HearMeRoar: Pole elves eat naughty little boys. Great mutt, you just ruin Christmas for me. Oh and before I log out, I always had a question for you. Can you do it with other dogs?
OffTheLeash: I'd kill them.
HearMeRoar: *eyes widen* *runs off to save Toby from being butt-raped*
HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.
OffTheLeash: Pssh, like I even would try.
DrShizzle: You like that, creme puff?
OffTheLeash: Can I join? Please? I'm confused about my sexuality.
RUMyMommy: Mmm.
OffTheLeash: This one time I ended up... doing unholy things with my friend...
DrShizzle: I'm taking a break from my shift, will you come up to the hospital?
OffTheLeash: That is soooo what she said.
RUMyMommy: On my way!
RUMyMommy has left the chatroom.
DrShizzle: Ohhh yeahh!
DrShizzle has left the chatroom.
OffTheLeash: *frowns* Bunch of freakin' teases making me all hot... well hotter and bothered for nothing! Damn and I hate cold showers!
OffTheLeash has left the chatroom.
No need to run away, readers.
I won't be making each chapter about sexin' it up...
Seems like that thats all I do lately.
No worries the next chapter will be a little fluffier(:
Reviews/Favs/Alerts are appreciated!
Thank you, much love!
-Sam :DD
