Disclaimer: Samantha, what do you want to do for this disclaimer?

Me: Hmm, we just did a song last chapter so let's write a mini story about me.

Disclaimer: Oh.

Me: What?

Disclaimer: Well... its nothing.

Me: Tell me, Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: We use the mini story and songs a lot. Can't we do something different this time?

Emmett: Heh, that's what she said.

Me: What the hell are you doing in the disclaimer?

Emmett: What do you mean? I'm not in the disclaimer...

Disclaimer: Yes you are...

Emmett: Oh, well hurry it up, your stealing the spotlight, bitches.

Disclaimer: Hey! Language!

Me: Shut up, Dis. It's not like-

Emmett: Samantha doesn't own Twilight, I would know. I'm owned by a lady named Mrs. Meyer and she fondles-

Me: Alright moving on to the story!


Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me


MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

SoHawt has entered the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: Where's Edward, killer?

SoHawt: He's trying to bleach his eyes.

MsFallsAlot: He saw your face?

SoHawt: *growls* The 'rents sexed it up in front of him, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and your oven mitt of love.

MsFallsAlot: Jacob?

SoHawt: Yeah, whatever.

MsFallsAlot: So what do you want to talk about, Mrs. Bambi's Madre Hunter?

SoHawt: Nothing.

MsFallsAlot: Uh, okay. Are we using the noun form? Adverb form? Adjective form?

SoHawt: You are fudging annoying.

MsFallsAlot: I like fudge...

SoHawt: Your face makes me want to go gag myself with a spoon.

MsFallsAlot: I like to spoon too... wait did I just say that?

SoHawt: You're so plain, it's only a matter of time before that Strawberry Blond Bitch comes and takes your place.

MsFallsAlot: Tanya?

SoHawt: Yeah, Ton-ya, whatevs. I'm just hoping that bitch doesn't come near my make-up.

HearMeRoar has entered the room.

HearMeRoar: That is definitely what she said.

MsFallsAlot: *sighs* I'll never be anything compared to Ton-ya. *wallows in self-pity*

HearMeRoar: Whoa, this is all to familiar? You and Edward are like two freakin' peas in a pod.

SoHawt: You and Tun-yak have one thing in common too.

MsFallsAlot: We're both radiating sexiness?

SoHawt: No, you're both whores.

SoHawt has left the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: I hate Rosalie.

HearMeRoar: I'm sorry, Belly. She's not usually so bitchy.

MsFallsAlot: Belly?

HearMeRoar: Yes, it's your new nickname?

MsFallsAlot: Are you calling me fat?

HearMeRoar: Well... I'm just saying lay off the Reese's pieces.

MsFallsAlot: I really wish I had vampy strength!

HearMeRoar: What for?

MsFallsAlot: So I could kick you in the nads.

HearMeRoar: The fellas nor Rose wouldn't appreciate it.

MsFallsAlot: The fellas?

HearMeRoar: Don't try to tell me you haven't named your boobies.

MsFallsAlot: Actually no.

HearMeRoar: Seriously? Can I name them?

MsFallsAlot: Sure?

HearMeRoar: I dub thee right one Sugar an thee left one Plum.

MsFallsAlot: Sugar Plum?

HearMeRoar: Yes, very sexual isn't it?

MsFallsAlot: Not really, it's pretty fruity.

HearMeRoar: Well how do you feel? Do you have overpowering confidence?

MsFallsAlot: No, but I'm a little hungry...

HearMeRoar: Not what I was hoping for, but okay.

MsFallsAlot: I'm going to go make dinner for Charlie, he tends to turn into the Exorcist if I don't give him his lasagna on time.

HearMeRoar: Would you hate me if I tried to turn that into a "that's what she said" joke?

MsFallsAlot: I'd convince Carlisle to send you to an asylum. Father/daughter jokes are very sick.

HearMeRoar: True... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

MsFallsAlot: I'm shunning you.

HearMeRoar: You love me to much to shun me.

MsFallsAlot: No, I don't.

HearMeRoar: *slightly panicked* C'mon Bella, quit playing.

MsFallsAlot: Sorry Emmett, I just *smiles slightly* can't help myself anymore.

HearMeRoar: *hears Rose's voice in head, "Threaten her!"* She'll know it was you! You won't get away with this!

MsFallsAlot: *smiles evilly* Why not? The Volturi will erase every trace of you.

HearMeRoar: *hears voice again "Beg, you f*cker! Beg!"* Please! *gasping*

MsFallsAlot: I'm going to take my time, I won't be quick. I'll lie to Rose of course, throw her off track. Emmett, *shakes head in disgust* if you knew what she had planned for you... I swear you'd be thanking me for this.

HearMeRoar: *stares in horror, Rose growls in his head* God, this is the sexiest way to die.

MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: I win?

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: I got her, Emmett. No worries.

HearMeRoar: Thank you, Baby Hay-zues!

DoIDazzleU: *laughs* I've got to go. Goodbye, brother.

HearMeRoar: Peace be with you, my friend.

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: This calls for some celebration sex. ROSE!

HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.


Not very fluffy... sorry guys.

Hey at least it didn't radiate sex... okay it did...

It had funnies! Okay no arguments there... good.

:)

Much love,

Sam