Disclaimer: Samantha, you don't own Twilight.

Me: Can I own Jacob then?

Disclaimer: What? Why?

Me: He seems like he needs to be corrupted... and I could help.

Disclaimer: No, Jacob is Mrs. Meyer's.

Me: ...Well that f*cking sucks.

I went to the movies Thursday night at 12 a.m. and saw New Moon! Oh my god! I freakin' loved it! :D Who else did?

Favs/Reviews/Alerts are all appreciate!


Screen names:

MsFallsAlot – Bella

DoIDazzleU – Edward

ICanCU – Alice

IxFeelxYou – Jasper

HearMeRoar – Emmett

SoHawt – Rosalie

DrShizzle – Carlisle

RUMyMommy – Esme

OffTheLeash – Jacob

SuPaStArSaM – Samantha, Me


MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: Hi, Eddie-kins!

DoIDazzleU: Hello, il mio amore.

HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: Amore? Silly, Edward. I'm not a wardrobe.

DoIDazzleU: Bella... I said amore not armoire.

HearMeRoar: Aren't they the same thing?

MsFallsAlot: Exactly.

DoIDazzleU: What?

MsFallsAlot: Are you calling me fat?

DoIDazzleU: No! I'm not! I called-

MsFallsAlot: It's my ass, Edward! All mine! And I don't see why you even care, it's not like you even touch it!

HearMeRoar: Oooo. Sizzle and burn, like a freakin' piece of bacon.

DoIDazzleU: Stay out of this, Emmett.

MsFallsAlot: What Edward? Are you afraid to let people know we haven't been sexual? Huh? Is that it?

DrShizzle has entered the chatroom.

DrShizzle: Edward have you seen my scarf? I need it to look sexy, my look isn't completed without it.

MsFallsAlot: WE AREN'T SEXUAL, CARLISLE! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A TEENAGER WITH NEEDS THAT EDWARD IGNORES! YOU KNOW WHAT, EDWARD!? NOT ALL OF US CAN TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES WITH ONE LITTLE TUG!

DrShizzle: *stunned* Um, you know what? I bet Esme has it.

DrShizzle has left the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: Bella, this is getting out of hand-

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: That's what she said!

DoIDazzleU: -Your name is what she said!

ICanCU: *vampire shock* Holy Taco Hell and all it's beefy glory! Edward made a that's what she said joke!

MsFallsAlot: Boo freakin' who! It's all about Edward, isn't it? Why can't it be about me!?

HearMeRoar: Oh shut the fudge up, bitch. It is all about you!

MsFallsAlot: Excuse me, Papa Bear?

HearMeRoar: You read what I typed, human! The whole series is written in your point of view!

MsFallsAlot: Not part of Breaking Dawn!

ICanCU: *starts freaking out* How do you know about Breaking Dawn?

DoIDazzleU: Who doesn't know about Breaking Dawn? It was one of the biggest let-downs ever.

HearMeRoar: You just say that because there wasn't any chapters describing you and Bella making love.

DoIDazzleU: Hell yeah! What the f*ck is "fade to black" suppose to mean!?

MsFallsAlot: I bet the sex sucked and that's why it was cut out.

ICanCU: It's a good thing you guys love each other so much...

HearMeRoar: I don't think love is enough to make up for that. *glances at Edward's non-existent nads*

DoIDazzleU: *sees Emmett* Are you checking me out?

HearMeRoar: What?

DoIDazzleU: You so are.

HearMeRoar: No, I'm not.

DoIDazzleU: Then quit looking at my goods.

MsFallsAlot: Can I look at your goods?

DoIDazzleU: No, it's not Christmas yet.

MsFallsAlot: What does Christmas have to do with this?

DoIDazzleU: I have to know whether you've been a naughty or nice.

MsFallsAlot: *attempts to be seductive* I've been naughty, Santa.

DoIDazzleU: HOE! HOE! HOE!

MsFallsAlot: What!? I just want to make love to you! WHY CAN'T I MAKE LOVE TO YOU!? *sobs*

DoIDazzleU: Bella you're confusing me. Are you mad or sad?

MsFallsAlot: BOTH! DAMN YOU, MY FROZEN YOGURT OF IMMORTALITY! Why must I only be allowed one emotion!? What the hell did I do to you!?

ICanCU: You've had an affair with me... you tried to cheat with Rose. You admitted to liking Jasper. You almost slept with Jacob-

MsFallsAlot: I GET IT! I'M A MAN-WHORE!

ICanCU: Bella's a man? Since when?

HearMeRoar: *looks at twit pic* Bella is most definitely not a man.

DoIDazzleU: *growls at Emmett*

HearMeRoar: Sorry buddy, guess you're going to have to get use to-

ICanCU: THERE ARE LADIES PRESENT! NO FOUL LANGUAGE!

HearMeRoar: -... kittens. You will have to get used to kittens.

MsFallsAlot: I'm a man-whore because I liked men, duh! *flips hair and does a Jessica Stanley pose*

ICanCU: No, honey... that's called a slut.

HearMeRoar: I know what Jessica Stanley would do for a Klondike bar. Hehehe.

DoIDazzleU: *shudders* So does all Youtubers.

MsFallsAlot: I don't get it... what would she do for a Klondike bar?

ICanCU: Emmett, what wouldn't she do for a Klondike bar?

MsFallsAlot: I don't get it!

HearMeRoar: The bitch likes her chocolate, Bella! Sheesh, now go stab yourself and quit buggin'.

MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: Emmett! Do not talk to Bella that way!

HearMeRoar: I was just joking, Edward. Bella can't be that stupid.

ICanCU: You don't think she'd really?

DoIDazzleU: You're the one who sees the future, oh wise one.

HearMeRoar: Ooo! Give me a nickname!

ICanCU: Yeah, I *cough* see *cough* the future...

DoIDazzleU: I nickname you Bear Bait because you were attacked by a bear. *laughs*

HearMeRoar: Oh yeah? Well I nickname you Aro's bitch because you are!

HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.

ICanCU: I have a bad feeling about Bella, Edward.

DoIDazzleU: You don't actually think I'm Aro's bitch, do you?

ICanCU: Edward, we need to go check on Bella.

DoIDazzleU: Do I look like a bitch? I mean I always tried to go for the sexy beast look...

ICanCU: Edward! Code 28347 Part A!

DoIDazzleU: Emmett told Bella to go stab herself and she might actually do it? But instead of saving her I'm trying to figure out how sexy I am? Have we gotten to the part where I decided whether I could form a three-some with Aro and Bella?

ICanCU: *shudders* No.

DoIDazzleU: Oh, well do you think I could? It'd be hot- well, cold. But, still you know what I mean.

ICanCU has left the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: Right. Time to save my Clumsy Coco Puff! *spins and changes into batman costume*

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.


I've been getting a lot of positive feedback from the polls. So far many of you are questioning my sanity for even wondering if I should end this story soon; just a couple of you wouldn't mind me ending it soon. Well I appreciate it and I'm going to keep the poll up for awhile.

Thank you for to all the readers(; You guys are awesome.

Much love,

Sam