Disclaimer: Samantha, you don't own Twilight.
Me: Can I own Jacob then?
Disclaimer: What? Why?
Me: He seems like he needs to be corrupted... and I could help.
Disclaimer: No, Jacob is Mrs. Meyer's.
Me: ...Well that f*cking sucks.
I went to the movies Thursday night at 12 a.m. and saw New Moon! Oh my god! I freakin' loved it! :D Who else did?
Favs/Reviews/Alerts are all appreciate!
Screen names:
MsFallsAlot – Bella
DoIDazzleU – Edward
ICanCU – Alice
IxFeelxYou – Jasper
HearMeRoar – Emmett
SoHawt – Rosalie
DrShizzle – Carlisle
RUMyMommy – Esme
OffTheLeash – Jacob
SuPaStArSaM – Samantha, Me
MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.
MsFallsAlot: Hi, Eddie-kins!
DoIDazzleU: Hello, il mio amore.
HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.
MsFallsAlot: Amore? Silly, Edward. I'm not a wardrobe.
DoIDazzleU: Bella... I said amore not armoire.
HearMeRoar: Aren't they the same thing?
MsFallsAlot: Exactly.
DoIDazzleU: What?
MsFallsAlot: Are you calling me fat?
DoIDazzleU: No! I'm not! I called-
MsFallsAlot: It's my ass, Edward! All mine! And I don't see why you even care, it's not like you even touch it!
HearMeRoar: Oooo. Sizzle and burn, like a freakin' piece of bacon.
DoIDazzleU: Stay out of this, Emmett.
MsFallsAlot: What Edward? Are you afraid to let people know we haven't been sexual? Huh? Is that it?
DrShizzle has entered the chatroom.
DrShizzle: Edward have you seen my scarf? I need it to look sexy, my look isn't completed without it.
MsFallsAlot: WE AREN'T SEXUAL, CARLISLE! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A TEENAGER WITH NEEDS THAT EDWARD IGNORES! YOU KNOW WHAT, EDWARD!? NOT ALL OF US CAN TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES WITH ONE LITTLE TUG!
DrShizzle: *stunned* Um, you know what? I bet Esme has it.
DrShizzle has left the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: Bella, this is getting out of hand-
ICanCU has entered the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: That's what she said!
DoIDazzleU: -Your name is what she said!
ICanCU: *vampire shock* Holy Taco Hell and all it's beefy glory! Edward made a that's what she said joke!
MsFallsAlot: Boo freakin' who! It's all about Edward, isn't it? Why can't it be about me!?
HearMeRoar: Oh shut the fudge up, bitch. It is all about you!
MsFallsAlot: Excuse me, Papa Bear?
HearMeRoar: You read what I typed, human! The whole series is written in your point of view!
MsFallsAlot: Not part of Breaking Dawn!
ICanCU: *starts freaking out* How do you know about Breaking Dawn?
DoIDazzleU: Who doesn't know about Breaking Dawn? It was one of the biggest let-downs ever.
HearMeRoar: You just say that because there wasn't any chapters describing you and Bella making love.
DoIDazzleU: Hell yeah! What the f*ck is "fade to black" suppose to mean!?
MsFallsAlot: I bet the sex sucked and that's why it was cut out.
ICanCU: It's a good thing you guys love each other so much...
HearMeRoar: I don't think love is enough to make up for that. *glances at Edward's non-existent nads*
DoIDazzleU: *sees Emmett* Are you checking me out?
HearMeRoar: What?
DoIDazzleU: You so are.
HearMeRoar: No, I'm not.
DoIDazzleU: Then quit looking at my goods.
MsFallsAlot: Can I look at your goods?
DoIDazzleU: No, it's not Christmas yet.
MsFallsAlot: What does Christmas have to do with this?
DoIDazzleU: I have to know whether you've been a naughty or nice.
MsFallsAlot: *attempts to be seductive* I've been naughty, Santa.
DoIDazzleU: HOE! HOE! HOE!
MsFallsAlot: What!? I just want to make love to you! WHY CAN'T I MAKE LOVE TO YOU!? *sobs*
DoIDazzleU: Bella you're confusing me. Are you mad or sad?
MsFallsAlot: BOTH! DAMN YOU, MY FROZEN YOGURT OF IMMORTALITY! Why must I only be allowed one emotion!? What the hell did I do to you!?
ICanCU: You've had an affair with me... you tried to cheat with Rose. You admitted to liking Jasper. You almost slept with Jacob-
MsFallsAlot: I GET IT! I'M A MAN-WHORE!
ICanCU: Bella's a man? Since when?
HearMeRoar: *looks at twit pic* Bella is most definitely not a man.
DoIDazzleU: *growls at Emmett*
HearMeRoar: Sorry buddy, guess you're going to have to get use to-
ICanCU: THERE ARE LADIES PRESENT! NO FOUL LANGUAGE!
HearMeRoar: -... kittens. You will have to get used to kittens.
MsFallsAlot: I'm a man-whore because I liked men, duh! *flips hair and does a Jessica Stanley pose*
ICanCU: No, honey... that's called a slut.
HearMeRoar: I know what Jessica Stanley would do for a Klondike bar. Hehehe.
DoIDazzleU: *shudders* So does all Youtubers.
MsFallsAlot: I don't get it... what would she do for a Klondike bar?
ICanCU: Emmett, what wouldn't she do for a Klondike bar?
MsFallsAlot: I don't get it!
HearMeRoar: The bitch likes her chocolate, Bella! Sheesh, now go stab yourself and quit buggin'.
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DoIDazzleU: Emmett! Do not talk to Bella that way!
HearMeRoar: I was just joking, Edward. Bella can't be that stupid.
ICanCU: You don't think she'd really?
DoIDazzleU: You're the one who sees the future, oh wise one.
HearMeRoar: Ooo! Give me a nickname!
ICanCU: Yeah, I *cough* see *cough* the future...
DoIDazzleU: I nickname you Bear Bait because you were attacked by a bear. *laughs*
HearMeRoar: Oh yeah? Well I nickname you Aro's bitch because you are!
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ICanCU: I have a bad feeling about Bella, Edward.
DoIDazzleU: You don't actually think I'm Aro's bitch, do you?
ICanCU: Edward, we need to go check on Bella.
DoIDazzleU: Do I look like a bitch? I mean I always tried to go for the sexy beast look...
ICanCU: Edward! Code 28347 Part A!
DoIDazzleU: Emmett told Bella to go stab herself and she might actually do it? But instead of saving her I'm trying to figure out how sexy I am? Have we gotten to the part where I decided whether I could form a three-some with Aro and Bella?
ICanCU: *shudders* No.
DoIDazzleU: Oh, well do you think I could? It'd be hot- well, cold. But, still you know what I mean.
ICanCU has left the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: Right. Time to save my Clumsy Coco Puff! *spins and changes into batman costume*
DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.
I've been getting a lot of positive feedback from the polls. So far many of you are questioning my sanity for even wondering if I should end this story soon; just a couple of you wouldn't mind me ending it soon. Well I appreciate it and I'm going to keep the poll up for awhile.
Thank you for to all the readers(; You guys are awesome.
Much love,
Sam
