Disclaimer: Bitches, Stephie owns this shiz.
Me: Word.
Disclaimer: Ooo. Can I have a hint?
Me: What?
Disclaimer: You said word... I thought we were playing a word game...
Me: You just ruined the coolness.
Disclaimer: *sobs*
Sceen names:
MsFallsAlot – Bella
DoIDazzleU – Edward
ICanCU – Alice
IxFeelxYou – Jasper
SoHawt – Rosalie
HearMeRoar – Emmett
DrShizzle – Carlisle
RUMyMommy – Esme
OffTheLeash – Jacob
SuPaStArSaM – Samantha, Me
DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.
IxFeelxYou has entered the chatroom.
HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.
IxFeelxYou: Greetings, brothers.
HearMeRoar: ...
DoIDazzleU: Salutations, Jasper.
HearMeRoar: Holy sh*t. What the hell is going on?
IxFeelxYou: What do you mean, Em?
HearMeRoar: You guys are talking like you've been possessed by Clay Aiken and Charles Dickens.
DoIDazzleU: Why must you always knock Clay Aiken?
HearMeRoar: Because your his BIGGEST fan.
IxFeelxYou: *snorts* He was.
HearMeRoar: Remember that, Edward? You making that video tape for Clay Aiken... oh god, that was hilarous.
DoIDazzle: *broods* Shut up.
IxFeelxYou: The saddest part is Clay never replied.
DoIDazzleU: Oh he replied all right.
HearMeRoar: He did!? What did he say!?
DoIDazzleU: I turned him gay.
IxFeelxYou: Whoa, you're the reason he lost American Idol? I just thought he always was in the closet.
DoIDazzleU: Nope... I jerked him in and threw him out.
HearMeRoar: *laughing* Sorry, sorry! That just sounded so sexual!
DoIDazzleU: In conclusion, I'm not possessed by Clay Aiken.
HearMeRoar: And you expect me to believe that greetings and salutations is used daily?
DoIDazzleU: That depends. Do you believe it?
HearMeRoar: Yeah, in the 1950s. Wait... nope I just Googled it. Greetings dated back before the twelfth century and salutations dates back to the fourteenth century.
IxFeelxYou: And what did all that research prove?
HearMeRoar: One, you guys are dorks. And two, Google is f*cking AMAZING!
DoIDazzleU: You are a disgrace to the vampire race.
HearMeRoar: So are you.
DoIDazzleU: How am I a disgrace? I don't use Google.
IxFeelxYou: You told Bella to Google adrenaline rush-
DoIDazzleU: IN THE MOVIE! Sheesh! In the book, Bella is very shy and naïve and then in the movie she's on heroin and in her undies and stuff. *drools over mental image*
HearMeRoar: *cough, cough* Uh, yeah back to Emmett, please? Edward's a disgrace to the vampire race because he is still a virgin.
DoIDazzleU: I used to be gay. Does that not count?
HearMeRoar: No, not really. I don't get much sex from Rosie and it's not fair if you and Jasper are off getting sexy with it whenever you feel like it. Women are tougher creatures.
IxFeelxYou: *glares* Edward and I are not getting sexy with it.
DoIDazzleU: We aren't? I mean... we aren't. *hand twitches*
IxFeelxYou: Don't you dare pour water down your face. You'll ruin the facade.
DoIDazzleU: The facade? Wasn't that ruined the moment you said we had one up?
IxFeelxYou: Emmett is an exceptionally stupid vampire. For god sakes, he tried eating Bella's peanut butter! He knew that we didn't eat human food. He's known for seventy-four years!
DoIDazzleU: I think you're too hard on him.
HearMeRoar: Um, I'm right here. I'm not that stupid.
IxFeelxYou: Don't make any sudden movements.
HearMeRoar: C'mon guys. You can't think I'm really that stupid. I know about the second affair, ha. Second time the charm?
DoIDazzleU: F*ck, we've been spotted.
IxFeelxYou: Run like hell?
DoIDazzleU: From Bella? Heh, c'mon Jazz, she's slower than Lauren Mallory on a blow job.
IxFeelxYou: I wasn't talking about Bella...
ICanCU has entered the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: Oh hell.
ICanCU: YOU GUYS ARE TOAST! TOAST THAT ESME MADE THAT'S BEEN SENT TO HELL AND BACK! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE GOING TO BE BURNT, BITCHES!
DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.
IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.
ICanCU has left the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: Once again, Emmett is left. As long as I'm here I might as advertised my new book.
HearMeRoar: *clears throat* Alright, it's called Emmett's Adventures. You pronounce it like EH-MY-NET ADD-VEI-NE-TURE-S. It makes it sound fancy and sexy, mmhmm.
HearMeRoar: Clearly, as the title states it's about my daily adventures. Things I do daily... breaking Esme's vases, breaking Rose's bed, breaking Edward's piano, etc, etc, etc. Lots of breaking... not lots of fixing though. I'm not much of a handy-man. Heh, that's what she said, wait did that even make sense?
HearMeRoar: I'll also include some of my favorite jokes. Like this on I heard off of TV last night. I rode into town on an ass... YO MAMA'S ASS!
HearMeRoar: ... It's funnier when you can see my face...
SoHawt has entered the chatroom.
SoHawt: Emmett, what the hell are you doing?
HearMeRoar: WHAT? Nothing.
SoHawt: Honey, I've been reading over your shoulder since Edward and Jasper announced their second affair.
HearMeRoar: Maybe Stephanie Meyer should have just made them a canon couple.
SoHawt: I doubt she would. Who have you been talking to anyway?
HearMeRoar: Boo.
SoHawt: Boo who?
HearMeRoar: Aw, babe don't cry. *laughs*
SoHawt: ... That was so lame.
HearMeRoar: Olive.
SoHawt: What?
HearMeRoar: You say olive who.
SoHawt: *sighs defeated* Olive who?
HearMeRoar: Olive you!
SoHawt: Olive you?
HearMeRoar: Yes, get it? I love you? Olive you?
SoHawt: Hey, I've got one!
HearMeRoar: Really!? Okay!
SoHawt: Knock, knock!
HearMeRoar: Who's there?
SoHawt: Rose.
HearMeRoar: Rose who...?
SoHawt: Rose whose gonna kick your ass if you don't logged out of the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: Hmm... I've never heard that one before.
SoHawt has left the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: OUCH! Damn it, Rose! You're going to hurt Weeman!
HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.
Sorry if it's lame guys, I'm pulling an all nighter and it's nearly 4 a.m. right now.
Poll's still up, vote if you like(:
I love you, guys.
And I hate insomnia.
-Sam
