Disclaimer: You may want to kick Samantha's ass-

Me: Or maybe not... because you know that would be nice...

Disclaimer: -because she has somehow been distracted-

Me: HOT GUY!

Disclaimer: -for the past WEEK AND A HALF-

Me: He's warm too...

Disclaimer: -anyway, she apologies and is now presenting you with the next chapter.

Me: WOOHOO! Let's do this thing.

Disclaimer: She doesn't own Twilight!


Screen names:

MsFallsAlot – Bella

DoIDazzleU – Edward

ICanCU – Alice

IxFeelxYou – Jasper

SoHawt – Rosalie

HearMeRoar – Emmett

DrShizzle – Carlisle

RUMyMommy – Esme

OffTheLeash – Jacob

SuPaStArSaM – Samantha, Me


MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: Good morning, my love. *bats eyelashes at Bella's screen name*

ICanCU: Gag me, it's going to be another one of those days.

MsFallsAlot: Where the hell is Emmett!?

ICanCU: I sit corrected, heh, get it?

DoIDazzleU: Excuse me?

ICanCU: *hangs head in shame* You didn't get it.

MsFallsAlot: Don't get an attitude with me, Mr. Sparkle Pants. Where the hell is your brother!?

DoIDazzleU: He's hunting. Is something wrong, love?

MsFallsAlot: HE REPLACED MY MILK WITH ORANGE JUICE!

DoIDazzleU: Are you diabetic? Can you not have juices-

ICanCU: Heh, juices. I'm sure she's not diabetic, after all she did love my fruit cocktail, if you know what I mean... *wink, wink*

DoIDazzleU: *death glare*

ICanCU: You look like a frightened boy about to be raped by some Catholic priests when you do that...

MsFallsAlot: EDWARD. I AM A STRONG BELIEVER IN FRUITS.

DoIDazzleU: What?

ICanCU: She believes in you!

MsFallsAlot: I believe in a world where fruits and people can hold hands and live in peace with one another.

DoIDazzleU: ... Bella, fruits don't have hands...

ICanCU: Yes, you do.

MsFallsAlot: And it's that kind of attitude that the F.F.F.'s trying to stop.

DoIDazzleU: The F.F.F.?

MsFallsAlot: Freedom for Fruits.

DoIDazzleU: You do realize you sound like you're mentally unstable?

ICanCU: You're just now noticing? Seriously, Edward?

MsFallsAlot: *ignores* The main point here is, eighteen oranges had to die to make that orange juice and that is unacceptable.

DoIDazzleU: But you've eaten an apple before, Bella! I saw you!

MsFallsAlot: That was before I pledged to F.F.F.

DoIDazzleU: ... Monkeys eat bananas.

MsFallsAlot: *creepy voice* Which is why I must kill them.

DoIDazzleU: What!?

MsFallsAlot: What?

ICanCU: ...What!? Sorry, momentarily distracted.

DoIDazzleU: You can't kill every animal that hunts a fruit, Bella. It would take forever.

MsFallsAlot: Which is why you're changing me.

DoIDazzleU: I-I thought y-you wanted to be with m-me f-f-forever... I-I thought that's w-why you we're going t-to change? *grabs nearest liquid and pours down face*

MsFallsAlot: Please tell me that wasn't juice...

DoIDazzleU: ... That wasn't juice...?

MsFallsAlot: You're lying aren't you?

DoIDazzleU: No, no. I-I'm telling the truth!

ICanCU: It was prune juice!

ICanCU has left the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: Prune juice...?

DoIDazzleU: Now, Bella-

MsFallsAlot: Prune juice.

DoIDazzleU: -I can assure you, nobody enjoys-

MsFallsAlot: PRUNE JUICE!? MY GRAN LOVED HER PRUNE JUICE! NOTHING HELPED HER COLAN CLEAN LIKE A TALL, COLD GLASS OF PRUNES!

DoIDazzleU: I understand you're upset-

MsFallsAlot: No, I don't think you do.

DoIDazzleU: -Bella, quit being so melodramatic, it's just a damn fruit.

MsFallsAlot: You know who else is a damn fruit!?

DoIDazzleU: That's a low blow, Bella.

MsFallsAlot: I'm sure you liked it though. You love low blows, especially from Jasper!

DoIDazzleU: Isabella, you're way out of line! I will not be treated like this! I just want to make you feel better and you're being a complete bitch to me.

MsFallsAlot: ... Did you just call me a bitch?

DoIDazzleU: ...Oh my god, Bella! I didn't mean it.

MsFallsAlot: YOU SON OF A NUTCRACKER! I OUTTA STAB YOU WITH MY CANDY CANE!

DoIDazzleU: Please, Bella. Forgive me, love.

MsFallsAlot: No, suck it.

MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: *hangs head in shame like Alice* Time to write a new song, it'll be called "I Called Bella A Bitch And She Told Me To Suck It", but everybody else will think it's "Part Of That New Song Edward's Composing For No Reason".

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.


As to not be a bitch again, I'll go ahead and say, I don't know when I'll update again.

Trust me, it'll be something around my Christmas vacation, I just don't know when.

I have not forgotten this story(:

Thank you for the reviews/favs/alerts(:

Much love,

Sam

PS: Readers that waited this out, you're AWESOME! You all deserve some prune juice... okay screw prune juice, candy canes! You all deserve candy canes!

PSS: I got a new boyfriend! (:

PSS: This wasn't to offend anybody and if it did, my apologies.