Disclaimer: I don't own anything… Not even the computer that I'm using which is owned by my parents -- Don't sue me!

AN: I am so sorry for my horrid description of Rachel's dads D: {I also had to make up names, anyone know their real ones?} – and also, Easter update! (At least here in Australia)

Beta-ed by: debraelq

Song: I'm Just a Girl – Bachelor Girl

Timeline: Monday

--Chapter 9: Unwelcome Distraction—

Kurt arrived at Rachel's with about forty-five minutes to spare. This was mainly because he and Finn had only completed vocal warm-ups and only the one song…

He rested his forehead on the steering wheel of his car. Why had he become so flustered?!

Because you're a little girl in a man's clothing.

That voice was really annoying him. He was seriously considering removing parts of his brain until the voice became mute. He sighed and opened the door before heading to the front door.

He lifted a hand and knocked on the wood.

There were the sounds of giggling before a man opened the door. Behind him a white male had his arms looped loosely around a darker man's waist.

"Hey there, you must be Kurt!" The guy with the glasses spoke from under the darker man's arm. "My name's Travis, and this is my husband, Kevin."

Kurt swallowed nervously. He'd forgotten about Rachel's dads... Oh well, he followed them inside and headed in the direction that they had pointed, to Rachel's room.

Stupid poofs, you'll fit right in here... you disgusting little maggot.

S-shut up...

--Breaking the Rules--

I might be a little, concerned with my hair
I might need comfort, more than my share
I might seem to follow fashion, but claim that I don't care
My heart is your best friend, when it rules my head

He gently knocked on Rachel's door before slowly opening it; she obviously hadn't heard him...

Rachel was brushing her hair in front of her mirror singing her heart out.

And she didn't look like Rachel.

I might want to talk a lot, but don't ask me why
And I'll get impatient, if you don't reply
I might always search for something wrong, I want you to deny
And if you love me just stay close, and hold me when I cry

Her hair had been straightened, and she was wearing a tight black top with a white and black checked miniskirt. The skirt was her trademark short length, but the top was slightly revealing which was quite a feat for the prissy girl…

Don't try to understand me, I'm just a girl
One of the greatest mysteries, you'll find in this world
I'm not hard to handle, I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl

She turned from the mirror and headed towards him. He took a step in and backed slowly away from the advancing girl.

Her made-up eyes followed his every move.

I don't seek money, but I want your time
Cos I'd give my life for you, when you are mine
And it hurts me more than I can say when you pull away
But if you love me, you should tell me everyday

If he loved her?!

Heh, have fun sissy boy!

Kurt's legs hit the back of the bed, and he fell back. She followed.

Don't try to understand me, I'm just a girl
One of the greatest mysteries, you'll find in this world
I'm not hard to handle, I'm just a girl

Y-you are hard to handle… Her lips brushed against his cheek. He shuddered slightly. And scary.

She began to whisper lightly against his ear.

I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl

She brushed her lips gently against his own.

Obey the rules…

You might think I'm too demanding
But you're just not understanding, no

She snaked her arms around his shoulders and rested her head on his chest.

I'm f-feeling distinctly uncomfortable with this situation…

I might like to take advice, but go my own way
And it's when I hurt the most, I swear I'm okay
And it's always when you least expect, I say I want to stay
it might take just a single kiss to steal my heart away.

She leapt up and started spinning and dancing, sending Kurt shy, but flirtatious, winks and smiles.

Don't try to understand me, I'm just a girl
One of the greatest mysteries, you'll find in this world
You think I'm an x file, I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl

Why is she even singing this to me?! I know what it feels like to be a girl!

You're a male Kurt; going into the girls' bathroom doesn't change that.

Like you would know…

Don't try to understand me, I'm just a girl
One of the greatest mysteries, you'll find in this world
I'm not hard to handle, I'm just a girl

She twirled one last time before landing on the bed next to him, crossing one leg over the other and smiling.

I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl

Her smile widened.

"Soo… What did you think?"