Samantha: Hi, everybody.
Disclaimer: ... Oh, you're back?
Samantha: Well, yeah...
Disclaimer: Nobody cares.
Samantha: But-
Disclaimer: Shut up and write. Stephie owns Twilight, not Samantha.
Screen names:
MsFallsAlot - Bella
DoIDazzleU - Edward
ICanCU - Alice
IxFeelxYou - Jasper
SoHawt - Rosalie
HearMeRoar - Emmett
DrShizzle - Carlisle
RUMyMommy - Esme
OffTheLeash - Jacob
SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me
SuPaStArSaM has entered the chatroom.
SuPaStArSaM: Alright my little demented bitches, where are yoooou?
MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.
ICanCU has entered the chatroom.
IxFeelxYou has entered the chatroom.
DrShizzle has entered the chatroom.
RUMyMommy has entered the chatroom.
SuPaStArSaM: Why isn't Rose, Em, and Jake logging on?
MsFallsAlot: Well I know Jacob is with the pack having a "meeting".
IxFeelxYou: Yes, it was a very urgent "meeting". *winks at Edward*
SuPaStArSaM: "Meeting"?
DoIDazzleU: "Meeting". *runs into closet to hide from Jasper*
SuPaStArSaM: Okay, what the hell?
ICanCU: They needed to discuss things, doggy style.
SuPaStArSaM: So our doggy likes to play with "loggies"? What happened to him wanting to bang Bella?
MsFallsAlot: I'm a tease, apparently.
ICanCU: She is a tease.
MsFallsAlot: I'm sorry, was I asking you?
IcanCU: No? I was giving my opinion?
MsFallsAlot: Nobody cares, you're a mythical creature. Like a unicorn. Nobody f*cking cares about Charlie the Unicorn. They stole his kidney. Know why? Because he's got no respect. Would you steal a kidney from Obama? Hellz no, he'd put you on your ass.
SuPaStArSaM: ... So does Jacob like "logs" now?
IxFeelxYou: They all enjoy "logs", especially in their mouths, chewing on them, they're very dirty- *calls out to Edward*
IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.
SuPaStArSaM: Okay, I could have lived without knowing that. What about Rose and Em?
DrShizzle: ... Really, Sam? Really?
SuPaStArSaM: Yeah, really.
DrShizzle: Oh c'mon. You're the one who demented us! You should know that they're always getting freaky!
DoIDazzleU: Oh f*ck, he found me...
DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom off.
SuPaStArSaM: It's been months, I forgot!
DrShizzle: We know! You forgot all about us and went off, just like you said you wouldn't! *dry sobs* I was raped! Raped by a computer virus! But you didn't care! You watched it happen!
MsFallsAlot: I was raped by a grape once...
SuPaStArSaM: Okay, those are great stories, but seriously-
DrShizzle: ... YOU BITCH!
DrShizzle has left the chatroom.
SuPaStArSaM: Touchy.
ICanCU: We all are, I mean, I've had to put up with Gay Jay-Jasper for the past couple of months... and it's not been easy waiting... I mean, Samantha, you took a great story and twisted it until you got this story, I'm not knocking you, but... if you're going to hurt us, don't wait months before you heal the wounds... we're all a little hurt by you.
MsFallsAlot: I'm not...
ICanCU: I just made a great speech and you had to ruin it, just like my sex life.
MsFallsAlot: This story was made for the lolz and shiz, and you're totally turning this into a sob story. Sorry Alice, but nobody cares.
ICanCU: You're a jerk.
MsFallsAlot: I know! *starts dancing like a stereotypical white girl* *falls on face*
ICanCU: Ha, I saw that, right now, in my head. And because I've got vampy mind tricks I can replay it over one hundred times before you can reply.
MsFallsAlot: Bitch, I will CUT you.
ICanCU: Really, Bella? Really.
SuPaStArSaM: Cut it out, not literally, but you know what I mean, like stop? Let's just calm down.
ICanCU: NO! I hate Bella! I hate this story! And I miss my Jazz. Suck it bitches.
ICanCU has left the chatroom.
SuPaStArSaM: She has a "log" now?
MsFallsAlot: I guess... *shrug*
RUMyMommy: Well, this is officially the worst Mother's Day ever...
MsFallsAlot: Hey, Esme... I know that you and Emmett... well, ya know, bow chicka wow wow-ed. And if you want... *winks* I could help you out, babe.
RUMyMommy: ...
SuPaStArSaM: Wow, Bella... you just reached a new low.
MsFallsAlot: I don't mind reaching low... especially for sagging-
SuPaStArSaM: *throws up*
RUMyMommy: Oh my Bella, I'm not sure what to say...
MsFallsAlot: How about yes?
RUMyMommy: ... What the hell. C'mere tiger.
RUMyMommy has logged off.
MsFallsAlot: HELL YES! She is a TOTAL MILF!
MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.
SuPaStArSaM: ... What have I done?
SuPaStArSaM has left the chatroom.
Oh my gosh, guys. I missed you so much! I had absolutely nothing to do and started looking at these stories and figured to stop procrastinating and just write one for fun.
I know, I'm rusty, give me some time guys, maybe I ll get back into swing with it.
Anyways, I want you to know, I do not know when I'll be updating again, and as for my other story, I dunno about that one either.
Thank you so much for all your support, guys.
And Happy Mother's Day!
Love ya,
Sam
