Samantha: My twilight high, I'm happy when you're fulfilling me.

Disclaimer: You're everything I see and everything I need.

Samantha: These fanfictions will make our social lives die.

Disclaimer: Well that's better than copyright scares.

(played to Kandyland by BrokeNCYDE)


Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me


MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

RUMyMommy has entered the chatroom.

RUMyMommy: *twirls hair* Hi, Bella.

MsFallsAlot: Hey, baby. *winks*

RUMyMommy: *giggles* Was I good last night? You left in a rush...

MsFallsAlot: You were amazing. I could have scissored you all night.

RUMyMommy: Maybe you could come over tonight and I'll give you something to cut. *wink*

MsFallsAlot: Oh God, Esme. You know I would too, but I've got to study...

RUMyMommy: I'll help you study.

MsFallsAlot: I'm not taking anatomy this semester.

DrShizzle has entered the chatroom.

RUMyMommy: *giggles* You're so bad.

DrShizzle: Esme?

MsFallsAlot: F*ck! *eyes get wide*

RUMyMommy: I mean... BAD BELLA! You know you're not allowed to eat my cookies before dinner.

MsFallsAlot: Can I lick your cookies?

RUMyMommy: No. Save some for Charlie.

MsFallsAlot: You want my father and me to eat your cookies? *vomits*

DrShizzle: Er, I was just going to ask where my scarf is...

RUMyMommy: Why must you always loose that damned thing?

DrShizzle: Oh, found it. It was under Trojan Horse's bed. Must have been there since he raped me... *dry sobs*

RUMyMommy: *sighs* There, there, Carlisle.

MsFallsAlot: *drinks ginger ale* Carlisle, nobody cares.

DrShizzle: W-What? *sniffle*

MsFallsAlot: You're milking this cow for all its worth... and it's time to realize your cow is dry.

DrShizzle: ... What the hell? I don't understand the hick analogy...

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU: *jealous stare at Esme's screen name* Bella. We need to talk. Now.

RUMyMommy: *protective growl* No! I don't want to talking to my Bella.

DrShizzle: Your Bella?

RUMyMommy: My Bella.

ICanCU: *sighs in defeat* Her Bella.

MsFallsAlot: I'm Bella! Yay!

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

DrShizzle: I don't understand... Esme... we've been together over two hundred years!

DoIDazzleU: Mommy and Daddy are getting a divorce? *lips trembles* *pulls an Edward with ranch dressing*

ICanCU: Ranch dressing?

DoIDazzleU: Jasper. *shudders*

ICanCU: Jazzy-poo! *dry sobs*

DrShizzle: Jasper! *light-bulb moment*

IxFeelxYou has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU: He can't see me like this! I'm wearing sweatpants!

ICanCU has left the chatroom.

IxFeelxYou: Can I not play one round of Mortal Combat before you guys use the "force" to bring me here! You're all so selfish!

DrShizzle: I need your Powers de Country.

IxFeelxYou: De? Why are you talking in Spanish?

DrShizzle: Tu culo se va a sentir dolor si no se traduce de que!

IxFeelxYou: I think I'd enjoy that more than you'd want.

DrShizzle: ...Where did I go wrong? *dry sobs*

IxFeelxYou: The hick analogy *rolls eyes* translates out to Bella basically saying you're trying to make everybody pity you because you were raped by Trojan Horse... and it's gotten to the point now that nobody really cares...

MsFallsAlot: Si! What now, perras! I know Spanish too!

RUMyMommy: That's my girl!

DoIDazzleU: *sigh* That used to be my girl...

IxFeelxYou: Hey! You love me now!

DoIDazzleU: But my heart will always belong to Bella...

IxFeelxYou: Then... WE'RE OVER. *rips out hair extensions*

DoIDazzleU: It's me, Jasper. It's not you.

IxFeelxYou: I know that it's YOU. That's why I'm dropping YOU. Alice and I were meant to be. You just gave me more reason. Good luck explaining that small deck to Bella!

IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: It's okay, Edward. I understand about your little problem...

DoIDazzleU: You... do?

MsFallsAlot: Yeah, you have a small deck, but that's okay! I don't go outside much!

DoIDazzleU: Er... okay?

MsFallsAlot: I don't need a big deck to be happy. I mean, what would I do with a big deck anyways? I would just waste money on patio furniture and huge, obnoxious plants.

DoIDazzleU: Um, Bella, I think you've got the wrong-

MsFallsAlot: -Also, I've realized something... I love you. I guess that's what I've been searching for. You know, I never had time to explore my other options before we got together... And now, it's like I have. So I've decided that I want you back, Eddie-kins. If you'll take me, that is.

DoIDazzleU: *vampire shock*

RUMyMommy: *vampire shock*

DrShizzle: Hah, bitch, you're stuck with me. Peace.

DrShizzle has left the chatroom.

RUMyMommy: *comes out of vampire shock* But, but... SAMANTHA! WHAT THE F*CK!

SuPaStArSaM has entered the chatroom.

SuPaStArSaM: Wait for it, Esme.

RUMyMommy: FOR WHAT!

DoIDazzleU: *comes out of vampire shock* Bella, I'm very touched. I love you as well. I accept you back into my life, if that's what this is. *broods* There's just one thing that you misinterpreted.

MsFallsAlot: *swoons over brooding* What, my masochist lion?

DoIDazzleU: I have a small penis. *groans and throws arm over eyes in a dramatic pose*

MsFallsAlot: ...Well that is a problem...

DoIDazzleU: But, it doesn't matter right? *starts hyperventilating*

MsFallsAlot: ...Well it appears I'm in a pickle.

RUMyMommy: A very small pickle.

MsFallsAlot: I know... *chews lip* This is more difficult than I thought it would be.

DoIDazzleU: You can do it, Bella!

MsFallsAlot: I was talking about chewing my lip... it's kind of- Ouch! Damn it!

DoIDazzleU: ...Think on it, Bella!

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

RUMyMommy: So... seven sound good?

MsFallsAlot: Seven sounds fabulous.

RUMyMommy: See you then.

RUMyMommy has left the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: You're one f*cked up bitch, Sam.

MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.

SuPaStArSaM: Mwa ha ha ha!

SuPaStArSaM has left the chatroom.


Translations:

Tu culo se va a sentir dolor si no se traduce de que! = Your ass is going to feel pain if that is not translated!

Si = Yes ; De = Of ; Perras = Bitches

And yes, I do realized that there should be an upside down exclamation point in front of each exclamatory sentence in Spanish, but on FanFiction it made it change to a square... and I'm anal-retentive (oh yeaaaah, that's what she said!) and I backspaced them.

:D

Another lovely chapter of shipping!

Not as good as I wanted, but, it will do :P

Like always, reviews/adds/and favs are appreciated!

Happy Father's Day! (I highly doubt any dads read this story though... but I did show this story to my dad once... back like at chapter three, baaaaahaaaaa!)

Love,

Sam (: