I ended this chapter with a cliffhanger... sorta. Oh, and beware the Naruto and Star Wars references. (I'm just like everyone else; I can't resist making a lightsaber-Spirit Sword connection).

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So... enjoy chapter seven of "YuYu Hakusho the Movie: Fangirl Report"! Chapter two will be up soon. Review this one in the meantime!

Yodakumo stood on a giant, pointy rock in the middle of the sea, staring out at... the sea. "Power Circle, source of our power... in the distant past, plundered... by... the Spirit World... Once returned to us, it has been... realized, our hopes will finally be."

He stopped and watched a seagull fly in the distance, thinking. "Hidden it well, the leaders of the Spirit World have," he muttered grudingly. "Also hidden well the virgin girl I seek, have they."

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Meanwhile, in another part of town, a redhead had just found the Elemental Site of the Heart. Swans flew out of the pond surrounding the Site as Kuwahara and his ugliness approached.

"This must be the Elemental Site of Heart! Maati would be so proud of me..." He cracked his knuckles and prepared to unseal the stored energy.

Suddenly, a patch of water in the pond started to boil. Since the surrounding area was otherwise quiet, this caught Kuwahara's attention. He walked over to inspect this strange phenominon. "Huh...?"

He jumped back as the water shot upward, like a water spout, only twenty times bigger. Then he walked back toward it as his reflection appeared. "Hmm..." he inspected himself, then walked away.

Suddenly he jumped back toward it and made a stupid face and a monkey noise, hoping to see his reflection do the same. But it did not.

"Oh, grow up," his reflection told him in a (slightly) feminine voice.

Kuwahara jumped back again. "Hey! Who the Hell are you?"

His reflection laughed. "I'm you, moron." The reflection stepped toward him, and as it left the water it changed into a demon. This demon was beautiful, with long blue hair. It wore a white headband with a red jewel in the center that had a spike extending from it on each side, and a dark blue leotard-like outfit covered with bone-like demonic armor. Its skin and hair were nearly the same color, as was the skirt that hung from around its waist.

"I'm Majari, one of the Empire's three Demon Lords." Majari walked toward Kuwahara, looking him over. "I shall destroy you."

"Go ahead; give it your best shot!"

Majari smiled. "I will kill anyone in my way."

"Ooh, aren't you superior?" Kuwahara asked in a mocking tone. He extended his hand. "Light-saber!"

"That looks interesting..."

"Come on, I'm ready to kick-"

"Light-saber!" Majari copied Kuwahara's technique... only, since Kuwahara was a good guy, his light-saber was orange, while Majari's was green. "Let me show you what I'm known for: I mirror my opponents, copy their skills. You stand no chance against me; I am obviously of the superior sex."

"Yeah, okay; go back to Konoha, Kakashi!" Kuwahara yelled as he ran forward. He and Majari began to fight Star Wars-style. It soon appeared as though the one from the Empire had the upper hand.

- -

Hiei was in the Human World somewhere, staring at some random bridge. For some unknown reason, his Jagan eye was uncovered. Something caught his attention, and he turned. In his mind, he had seen the Elemental Site of Water. "It's over there!"

Like always, Hiei had randomly decided to change his mind and pitch in.

So he went toward the Elemental Site, hoping to get there before the Empire and look really good, as so far, the score was Spirit World: none, Empire: two.

Two random demons attacked him on his way there. They weren't strong... probably D-class, Hiei guessed. But they sure were annoying, and hard to fight since he was still in the air, on his way to the ground.

Eventually, the three landed in the middle of a busy highway and caused a major accident. But the fighting demons didn't notice.

"Don't mess with me!" Hiei screamed, taking out his sword. He was in a really bad mood and didn't feel like dealing with such low-class scum. He finally struck one demon and killed it, and then fooled the other with an after-image technique he learned from watching DBZ. Soon after, he killed that confused demon as well.

A stranger appeared randomly behind Hiei then. Since Hiei was no idiot, he noticed this, and turned to look at the newcomer. But then a weird sideways eye on his forehead opened up. Hiei screamed as he was sent flying backwards, hit a building, and fell into a pool of water beneath the highway.

- -

Back at the ranch, Kurama was opening up the Elemental Site of Wind, so he was the first of the Spirit World fighters to actually secure a Site. But that was only to be expected, since Kurama is perfect in every way.

"I have taken your past..." a random person muttered in the mist that had randomly appeared behind Kurama. He changed shape and then walked toward the redhead.

The Fox turned when he heard footsteps. "Who'zat?" he asked in an uncharacteristic slur.

"'Who is that?' I can't believe you would say that to your old partner."

"Kur...onue? But..."

"Or do you mean to say that you've forgotten your terrible past?"

A train passed on the track above them behind the Elemental Site, its headlights illuminating the area. The demon was exposed, and proved to be exactly who Kurama thought he was.

"Hello... Kurama."

"Kuronue!" he screamed. "You're alive?"

- Kuramastrass -