Samantha: Wake up, Oh dear, Bella's queer!

Disclaimer: Don't sneer, the story's unclear...

Samantha: Bella's gotta get spunk before Eddie wakes up.

Disclaimer: Shut up, Bella is turning into a frickin' slut!

(played to Everywhere I Go by Hollywood Undead)

Disclaimer: ... The bitch doesn't own anythin'.


Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me


MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: Bella, my love. You're up.

MsFallsAlot: It's two in the afternoon, Edward.

HearMeRoar: Which means it's snack time! Yum!

ICanCU: Oh look, it seems we have a snack. *licks lips at Bella*

HearMeRoar: *rolls eyes at Alice* Somebody had Bitchflakes this morning...

MsFallsAlot: It was Frosted Flakes actually, asshole.

HearMeRoar: Hey! I'm on your side!

DoIDazzleU: You're after her aren't you! She's mine! *desperately begging* Why can't anyone understand that!

ICanCU: Well, She WAS mine. I mean, I did kiss her first! *smug*

MsFallsAlot: In the MOVIE. Gah, Alice, get over yourself.

HearMeRoar: Speaking of people getting over themselves...

MsFallsAlot: What the hell is that suppose to mean, Emmett!

ICanCU: Well for starters, Bella, pick a damn sexuality and stick with it!

MsFallsAlot: ME! What about you, Alice! You were all over me like I was a freakin' Gucci bag a couple months ago!

ICanCU: NO. You did not just compare yourself to a Gucci bag! Bitch, you just crossed the line!

OffTheLeash has entered the chatroom.

OffTheLeash: Whom thee f*ck just crossed thy line!

DoIDazzleU: *screams gently*

HearMeRoar: How do you scream gently?

DoIDazzleU: Like: Ahhh. It caresses your ears, right?

HearMeRoar: ...You're more fruity than a pack of Juicy Fruit.

OffTheLeash: How would YOU know! Is this a hidden power! What the hell is up with you bloodsuckers?

MsFallsAlot: Well, yesterday Esme and I went to the meadow-

DoIDazzleU: *lip trembles* Our meadow?

OffTheLeash: Bella, you're not a vampire.

MsFallsAlot: I will be! I've been practicing! *sticks plastic fangs in* Blehh! *dramatically sweeps arm*

ICanCU: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

OffTheLeash: *pulls an exploding Edward with Pepsi*

HearMeRoar: Coke is so much better, man . . .

DoIDazzleU: Pepsi for the win! *toothpaste smile*

HearMeRoar: Pepsi is for pu-

DoIDazzleU: Kittens?

HearMeRoar: You censored me, you mothersucker!

MsFallsAlot: However, I will become a vamp, Jacob Black. *reads Eclipse* Now hopefully you can get over this quickly so I won't have to pull an Edward because instead I'd like to just skip to making out.

OffTheLeash has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: Way to piss him off, Bella.

ICanCU: Put Eclipse down now!

MsFallsAlot: *ignores Alice* I marry Edward!

DoIDazzleU: *vampire shock*

HearMeRoar: ...But she's not even in a relationship with him, is she?

MsFallsAlot: No . . . not really. Esme I think, but then again . . . I'm not sure.

DoIDazzleU: *comes out of vampire shock*

HearMeRoar: That's what Rose did last night on your piano!

DoIDazzleU: *vampire shock*

MsFallsAlot: *giggle* Did she really?

HearMeRoar: Ha, totally.

MsFallsAlot: *drools* That's so hot.

ICanCU: ...Good, stay a lesbian.

HearMeRoar: Yeah! We could totally talk about chicks and be like brahs!

MsFallsAlot: Bras?

DoIDazzleU: *comes out of vampire shock*

HearMeRoar: And in your Volvo, Eddie.

DoIDazzleU: *vampire shock*

HearMeRoar: Not bras, brahs. Like brothers, only cool-i-fied.

MsFallsAlot: Don't I need a deck to be a guy?

HearMeRoar: We'll get you a strap-on.

ICanCU: She's familiar with those . . .

MsFallsAlot: Oh! Jacob's here! Bye!

MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: I bet you my left fella he's going to try and feel Plum.

DoIDazzleU: *comes out of vampire shock* Plum?

HearMeRoar: Her left boobie. *bursts into giggles*

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

ICanCU: Either he's going to go sulk or he's going to do something about Bella's breasts.

HearMeRoar: I bet my right fella he's going to sulk.

ICanCU: ...Why are you gambling body parts when we have billions of dollars?

HearMeRoar: Oh Alice, money's so last year.

HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.

ICanCU: Hmm . . . so what can I do with his nad . . . ?

ICanCU has left the chatroom.


Well I'm tired. This was kind of a last minute thing :)

But, I'm proud to say we made it to thirty chapters! :D Hellz yeahz!

By the way, just for some laughs and fun and such, I have a poll on my profile about who your favorite character is. Bella and Emmett are tied :/ Really guys? Really...?

Reviews/Favs/Alerts are all very appreciated :)

Love,

Samanthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.