Samantha: Wake up, Oh dear, Bella's queer!
Disclaimer: Don't sneer, the story's unclear...
Samantha: Bella's gotta get spunk before Eddie wakes up.
Disclaimer: Shut up, Bella is turning into a frickin' slut!
(played to Everywhere I Go by Hollywood Undead)
Disclaimer: ... The bitch doesn't own anythin'.
Screen names:
MsFallsAlot - Bella
DoIDazzleU - Edward
ICanCU - Alice
IxFeelxYou - Jasper
SoHawt - Rosalie
HearMeRoar - Emmett
DrShizzle - Carlisle
RUMyMommy - Esme
OffTheLeash - Jacob
SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me
MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.
ICanCU has entered the chatroom.
HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.
DoIDazzleU: Bella, my love. You're up.
MsFallsAlot: It's two in the afternoon, Edward.
HearMeRoar: Which means it's snack time! Yum!
ICanCU: Oh look, it seems we have a snack. *licks lips at Bella*
HearMeRoar: *rolls eyes at Alice* Somebody had Bitchflakes this morning...
MsFallsAlot: It was Frosted Flakes actually, asshole.
HearMeRoar: Hey! I'm on your side!
DoIDazzleU: You're after her aren't you! She's mine! *desperately begging* Why can't anyone understand that!
ICanCU: Well, She WAS mine. I mean, I did kiss her first! *smug*
MsFallsAlot: In the MOVIE. Gah, Alice, get over yourself.
HearMeRoar: Speaking of people getting over themselves...
MsFallsAlot: What the hell is that suppose to mean, Emmett!
ICanCU: Well for starters, Bella, pick a damn sexuality and stick with it!
MsFallsAlot: ME! What about you, Alice! You were all over me like I was a freakin' Gucci bag a couple months ago!
ICanCU: NO. You did not just compare yourself to a Gucci bag! Bitch, you just crossed the line!
OffTheLeash has entered the chatroom.
OffTheLeash: Whom thee f*ck just crossed thy line!
DoIDazzleU: *screams gently*
HearMeRoar: How do you scream gently?
DoIDazzleU: Like: Ahhh. It caresses your ears, right?
HearMeRoar: ...You're more fruity than a pack of Juicy Fruit.
OffTheLeash: How would YOU know! Is this a hidden power! What the hell is up with you bloodsuckers?
MsFallsAlot: Well, yesterday Esme and I went to the meadow-
DoIDazzleU: *lip trembles* Our meadow?
OffTheLeash: Bella, you're not a vampire.
MsFallsAlot: I will be! I've been practicing! *sticks plastic fangs in* Blehh! *dramatically sweeps arm*
ICanCU: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
OffTheLeash: *pulls an exploding Edward with Pepsi*
HearMeRoar: Coke is so much better, man . . .
DoIDazzleU: Pepsi for the win! *toothpaste smile*
HearMeRoar: Pepsi is for pu-
DoIDazzleU: Kittens?
HearMeRoar: You censored me, you mothersucker!
MsFallsAlot: However, I will become a vamp, Jacob Black. *reads Eclipse* Now hopefully you can get over this quickly so I won't have to pull an Edward because instead I'd like to just skip to making out.
OffTheLeash has left the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: Way to piss him off, Bella.
ICanCU: Put Eclipse down now!
MsFallsAlot: *ignores Alice* I marry Edward!
DoIDazzleU: *vampire shock*
HearMeRoar: ...But she's not even in a relationship with him, is she?
MsFallsAlot: No . . . not really. Esme I think, but then again . . . I'm not sure.
DoIDazzleU: *comes out of vampire shock*
HearMeRoar: That's what Rose did last night on your piano!
DoIDazzleU: *vampire shock*
MsFallsAlot: *giggle* Did she really?
HearMeRoar: Ha, totally.
MsFallsAlot: *drools* That's so hot.
ICanCU: ...Good, stay a lesbian.
HearMeRoar: Yeah! We could totally talk about chicks and be like brahs!
MsFallsAlot: Bras?
DoIDazzleU: *comes out of vampire shock*
HearMeRoar: And in your Volvo, Eddie.
DoIDazzleU: *vampire shock*
HearMeRoar: Not bras, brahs. Like brothers, only cool-i-fied.
MsFallsAlot: Don't I need a deck to be a guy?
HearMeRoar: We'll get you a strap-on.
ICanCU: She's familiar with those . . .
MsFallsAlot: Oh! Jacob's here! Bye!
MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.
HearMeRoar: I bet you my left fella he's going to try and feel Plum.
DoIDazzleU: *comes out of vampire shock* Plum?
HearMeRoar: Her left boobie. *bursts into giggles*
DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.
ICanCU: Either he's going to go sulk or he's going to do something about Bella's breasts.
HearMeRoar: I bet my right fella he's going to sulk.
ICanCU: ...Why are you gambling body parts when we have billions of dollars?
HearMeRoar: Oh Alice, money's so last year.
HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.
ICanCU: Hmm . . . so what can I do with his nad . . . ?
ICanCU has left the chatroom.
Well I'm tired. This was kind of a last minute thing :)
But, I'm proud to say we made it to thirty chapters! :D Hellz yeahz!
By the way, just for some laughs and fun and such, I have a poll on my profile about who your favorite character is. Bella and Emmett are tied :/ Really guys? Really...?
Reviews/Favs/Alerts are all very appreciated :)
Love,
Samanthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
