The angel and the Alchemist-
HELLO ALL! I am back and I am so sorry but I broke my promise to myself. I said I wouldn't update my other stories until I got farther on this one but I did anyway. PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEE!
Ed: We will not.
Me: (crawls on hands and knees) Pleeeeease!
Ed: NO!
Dark: You really should be nicer to her.
Me: (hugs Dark) THANK YOU!
Ed: Still our story is so short right now!
Dark: Ya so are you yet you still seem to deal with it. (Ed tenses and turns demonic)
Me: Uh, Dark? Not a good idea…
Dark: What? I am an amazing thief, HE CANT TOUCH ME!
Me: (blushing) well maybe he can't but any of the weapons I have randomly lying around here…
Dark: SEIKO! (Runs away while Ed chases him with a flame thrower)
Me: Well, umm on a more normal note… I do not own FMA or DN Angel but- (screams as flames shoot over me head and Dark hides behind me) ED DON'T KILL ME OR DARK!
Ed: But he called me short!
Krad: NO YOU CANT KILL HIM THAT'S MY JOB! (Pounces on Ed)
Me: before anything else can happen I START THE STORY!
Chapter 5-
The train screeched to a stop and everyone piled out. The first thing that hit us was the cold. Dai shivered and pulled his coat closer to him.
"Well, we need to stop by Fort Briggs to get to Drachma." Mustang said with a slight flinch,
"Not looking forward to seeing General Armstrong?" Ed taunted and Mustang shrugged with a smirk.
Daisuke watched with curiosity and Satoshi just adjusted his glasses. I was starting to wonder if that kid had any emotions at all. I don't think he does.
We walked through a small path that we lost quite quickly. A storm blew in and the only way we survived was the quick thinking of Mustang who, with the help of Ed and Al, created portable heaters with small flames in them. We all breathed a sigh or relief but that was quickly taken away when we were attacked by a big guy with about ten guns strapped all over him,
"Hey Dai, let me take over!"
I knew Dai could survive without my help but I…was…so…BORED! Dai agreed anyway and I got to take over. I looked to see how everyone else was fairing; Ed seemed to be having some problems, Mustang was swearing and muttering about wet gloves and Satoshi was curled on the ground trying to fight off Krad. This was sad, I called out and Wiz turned into my wings and I flew just above the alchemists, debating wither or not I should help them.
"DARK! Why aren't you helping them?" Dai asked in a panicked voice,
"I'm not sure they need my help." I said as three other big guys appeared,
"Okay never mind, I'll help now."
I landed, pulled out a feather and the Rutile of Grief, ignoring Daisuke's protests, and sent blue flames curling around me and encircling our attackers. I smirked and released the flames, leaving them unconscious but still alive, or at least they were until Krad decided to step in and shoot each one continuously with their own guns,
"KRAD! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" I screamed and pounced on my other half, he fell,
"They were attacking us, you were to weak to finish them so I did it for you." He snarled and I punched him, he really needed it,
"THEY COULD'VE BEEN HELPFUL!" he shrugged,
"Too late now. Now get off me!"
He pushed himself off the ground and threw about twenty exploding feathers at me, which I dodged. I was about to attack him back when a large, thick wall of snow grew in front of us. I turned and saw Ed, crouching on the ground with a small pool of blood forming under his arm,
"Will you two stop it! This is not the time for this!" I grumbled,
"You know he is right, you two need to stop fighting so much."
"Like the Commander said, when we get along I will have gone insane."
"Fine, if you say so, now change back." I smirked,
"You know what? No, I don't want to give up control just yet."
"DAARK!" I smirked and glared at Ed.
"You really need to stop butting in our business!" Ed glared
"Well maybe if you two stop fighting I wouldn't have to!"
"What does it take for me to get this into your thick skull? Krad and I will never get along! It's not in our natures!" the wall of snow exploded next to me and Krad stood there, looking icier than usual.
"You need to stay away from us little boy." he snarled and Ed tensed. Alphonse had to hold him back so he wouldn't attack Krad and get himself killed.
I agreed with Krad but I'd rather die than admit that out loud. I looked around and I didn't see our path anywhere. Ed was still struggling to get at Krad and Krad was glaring at me for no other reason than he was Krad. Envy had shifted his form into a random solider so I called to Mustang,
"Hey, where's our path?" Ed stopped his struggle and swore and looked around warily. I had no idea why until another big guy ran out at us and almost attacked us but Mustang and Ed put their hands up,
"WAIT WAIT! Buccaneer! It's me! Edward Elric!" The big guy stopped and nodded,
"Hello Edward. What are you doing here?"
"We're traveling to Drachma under the Fuehrer's orders."
He looked suspicious but then he turned to Krad and I. I had been so focused on Buccaneer I hadn't noticed the two guys sneaking up behind us until they snapped handcuffs on my wrists. I turned but the person held me firmly in place. I swore and glared at Buccaneer.
"What are you doing? Why are only WE handcuffed?" I yelled as I worked the cuffs to where I had to hold them to keep them on my wrists.
"You may be Drachman spies." Krad stopped his struggling and I blinked,
"Spies? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE DRACHMA IS!" I yelled but he shrugged,
"How do I know you're not lying? Bring 'em this way!" he yelled and the person holding me moved in front of me and dragged me along.
I heard something sizzle and I glanced at Krad. His handcuffs were glowing slightly and I knew they would break soon. Just to piss him off I maneuvered my way to a feather, grabbed it and threw it at his handcuffs, canceling the spell he was performing. The cuffs cooled and Krad turned on me,
"WHAT THE HELL YOU STUPID KAITO?"
He screamed at me and tried to lunge but I dropped my cuffs and danced away, laughing. The person holding Krad tried to hold on but he was in a rage, no way he could be controlled then. I laughed and ran up to where Ed, Al, Mustang and Buccaneer were talking and walked beside them, my hands swinging freely.
"Hiya! Someone might want to go make sure Krad doesn't kill someone." I gestured backwards but everyone was to surprised that I didn't have any handcuffs on to listen to me,
"What happened to your cuffs?"
Al asked as Ed turned suddenly and clapped, placing his hands on the ground. I put my finger up to Al and watched as ice wrapped it's way around Krad and stilled him. He was still swearing but he couldn't move. It gave the guards long enough to give him an injection of some kind and Krad passed out, turning into Satoshi. I smiled,
That Alchemy could be helpful. I may need to ask Izumi to teach me when I get back. I smirked and turned to Al,
"I unlocked them. I believe they are somewhere in the snow right now." I glanced around and shrugged Ed stared at me,
"Okay lets ask another question: how did you get them off?" I smiled and drew myself up proudly,
"I AM A FAMOUS PHANTOM THIEF! NO HANDCUFFS CAN HOLD ME!" I laughed loudly and Daisuke sighed inside my head,
"But you still get caught in traps." I poked my temple,
"Shut up you."
I growled and Daisuke laughed. I looked around and Ed was sighing, Al was…just…there, Mustang was ignoring me and Buccaneer was glaring at me like I was crazy. I turned to look for Satoshi and the guards were interrogating him. It was then Buccaneer noticed Krad was gone,
"Hey where'd the tall blondie go?" he looked around and Satoshi looked up at the talk of his other half. He looked at me,
"What does Daisuke think? Should we tell them?" I grumbled that he didn't ask my opinion and Dai spoke from my mind,
"I think we should wait. They did attack us." I replayed the message and Satoshi nodded.
"Krad ran away. I was traveling the area, he grabbed me and threw me in his space and Ed must've somehow mistaken him for me in the snow and froze me." He said with no emotion.
I blinked, for an officer of the law he was a pretty good liar. Buccaneer took this as him being a Drachman spy and handcuffed him. I smirked and avoided being handcuffed again. I hid behind Al,
"AL! Be nice and tell them I am NOT a spy from Drackma." I whined and Al sighed,
"It's Drachma and I will. Guys he's not a spy! He's with us!"
The men stopped trying to handcuff me and I smirked walking steadily along. After a few minutes Daisuke reminded me to get Wiz. I nodded and called my familiar. The little white rabbit (thing) hopped up on my head and Kyuued. I smiled and scratched his head then kept walking. We finally arrived at a huge gray Fort. The soldiers from here smiled,
"Welcome to Fort Briggs everyone." Buccaneer said and walked ahead,
"Wait here. I'm going to get the General."
I think I saw Mustang tense slightly but I ignored it and studied the fort. It was highly guarded and armed. From the looks of it I think it would be difficult for even me to rob, yes that is the first thing I think of when I see a building, it's a habit okay? DON'T JUDGE ME! The big guy, I am now calling Buccaneer that came out with a woman with a glare that bested Krad's and a superiority complex to match. She glared down at us, leaning on her sword.
"Who are you? And why have you come here?" she yelled and Mustang and Ed stepped forward,
"You know us and we are here passing through to Drachma under King Bradley's orders!" Ed shouted up but the general ignored him and stared at Satoshi and I,
"And who are you two?" she pointed at us with her sword. I smirked, stepped forward and bowed mockingly,
"I am Phantom Thief Dark! And this is Chief Commander Hiwitari. Though he stinks at his job." I snickered and Hiwitari glared subtly at me and I saw one of his eyes flash gold. I grinned,
"Oh did I annoy Krad? I am SO sorry!" I said as innocently as I could and the Commander started his internal battle against Krad, Daisuke was worried but I think I had more important things to worry about at the time,
"You said Thief, why are you going to Drachma?" I smirked; she had figured it out,
"We're going to steal a piece of artwork called the Siren's Call. Well I am Kra- I mean Satoshi is going to be 'protecting me' Ed is protecting me from my protector, Mustang is coming to keep an eye on us and this random solider is coming to keep an eye on him." I gestured to everyone in turn and smiled.
"That is very interesting. Now who is Krad? You have spoken of him a few times." I whistled,
"Wow, you don't miss much do you? Well Krad is the worst person on the earth and he is extremely annoying. Oh ya, and he would kill without a second thought, I'm sure if he had a mother she would be dead for no other reason than he got annoyed."
I ticked off the reasons on my fingers and glanced at where Satoshi should've been but instead I saw a flash of gold and white and I was on the ground. I blinked at Krad's overly pissed off face and tilted my head back to look at General Armstrong,
"This is Krad. Krad, say hi!" I chirped and kicked him off me the snow was getting cold.
"You need to learn to keep your mouth shut mouse." He snarled and I tensed, I hated that name,
"And you just need to learn to stay out of sight Kraddykins." That nickname pushed him over the edge. He spread his wings and flew at me, I called Wiz and spread mine. I flew out of the way just in time. Krad spun and launched himself up at me. When he was a few yards from me a giant snow hand wrapped around him and another around me. Ed jerked us back to the ground,
"WILL YOU TWO STOP?" he screamed and we glared at him. The Briggs general clapped,
"Well done, you two are skilled fighters and you have extra abilities. You will get much done during you stay here. Come in, and try and stay alive." She said and walked us inside. The thick door closed and we welcomed the slight block from the cold. I was just a little worried about the whole 'try and survive thing.' I hope she was joking.
REVIEW! I AM SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG BUT HERE IT IS! I would also greatly appreciate new ideas. I may be running out of them. THX A LOT!
