FMA DNAngel Fanfic-

….OMFG NO F***ING WAY! ( continues to stare at computer screen after finishing FMA Brotherhood) THAT WAS SUCH AN AMAZING SERIES! Lol, Ed's an idiot 'EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE! I GIVE YOU HALF OF MY HEART YOU GIVE ME HALF OF YOURS!' '-.- (or something like that, I was laughing to hard to really listen) ANYWAYS! Here we go! Another adventure, another chapter, another addition to the storyline, another- 'SHUT UP!' (YAYS! MORE QUOTES) Here is chapter…. 7? Yah, 7. I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while but I've had homework… and I been distracted… and DN Angel and FMA have slipped my mind… and I've been obsessed with BVB and my random urges to search pictures and stuff keeps distracting me… sorry. REVIEW! The more you review the more it reminds me to get my easily distracted mind back on subject!

Chapter 7-

After a lot of training I learned quite a lot, and I decided to have some fun with it, and now I think Ed was getting annoyed at me. I don't really know why though, all I've been doing is having fun with alchemy, setting traps for Krad, for Envy… for pretty much anyone who walked by… it was fun.

"Dark… I think you may be spending to much time with Mom." Dai said, embarrassed. I laughed,

"Don't worry, these'll just scare people, not injure them…except for the ones I set for Krad." I smirked evilly from my hiding spot and waited.

Ten minutes of boring waiting and someone happened to come waltzing down the hall. I grinned and shifted my sore muscles. The soldier looked like any old Briggs soldier but he walked with much more confidence… and didn't carry a gun; obviously Envy.

"Dark… I don't think Envy is the best choice to trap." My tamer warned but I ignored him, as always.

Envy paused, right before my trap and stared at the ground then looked around. His eyes narrowly missed where I was hiding and the cocky male shrugged and stepped forward, triggering my trap.

The ground collapsed and Envy fell. I didn't do anything overly special, just a simple pool… of freezing cold water.

"GAH! COLD!" he yelped and leapt out of the trench. I laughed and fell out of my hiding spot, rolling on the ground, then suddenly stopping, staring up at the furious homunculus. I grinned up at him, kicked his legs out from under him and ran.

"You are going to get in so much trouble for doing stuff like that someday." Dai sighed. I snickered,

"And you'll be stuck with me through the whole thing."

Dai sighed at my chipper voice and I could tell he was shaking his head. I yawned and walked into our room, saw who was in it and turned on my heel. Stupid Krad, I was going to take a nap.

I sighed and clasped my hands behind the back of my neck, wandering randomly around.

"Man this place is boring." I groaned to myself.

"Then we can put you to work!" someone said. I spun around, instantly repulsed by the idea of work,

"Oh no, I'm fine." I told the General quickly, giving her a smile, "I need to uh… think of my strategy to steal the artwork, I usually have a map to work with." With that I hurried off,

"That was close!"

"You know you could help out since they're being nice enough to let us stay here."

"…Really Dai? Do you know me at all?" He sighed,

"I couldn't help but try. Now when are we leaving? I want some time out!" he whined. I laughed,

"Now you know how I feel all the time."

"Yah! And imagine how bad it must be for Krad." I felt sympathy well up in Dai's mind, which I quickly tried to put out,

"Krad is a sadistic maniac, he deserves to be locked up! I wish he didn't have to be released whenever I did."

"I guess but really, when are we leaving?" I shrugged,

"I think sometime today or tomorrow."

"Hey Dark! Come on, we need to plan out the theft." I turned my head to see Ed waving me over,

"I'll be right over shorty!" I called, enjoying how much that pissed him off.

"You really should stop annoying Edward so much." I ignored my goody two-shoes tamer and slipped past Ed, avoiding the alchemic spikes he shot at me and locked the door.

Al, Envy and Mustang looked up when I came in, heard swearing and shouted threats and sighed, except for Envy, he just smirked,

"Looks like Pipsqueak made a new friend." I shrugged,

"I'd say we're getting close to Krad and I's level, speaking of which, where is that bastard, did he get impaled by an icicle? Please tell me he got impaled by an icicle!" The door burst open and Krad came in, dragging an unconscious Ed behind him. I pouted,

"Aw… you didn't get impaled by an icicle!" he glared at me and threw Ed on a bed, no one took a second glance, not even Al.

"Okay, we need to plan out how to do this." Mustang started, pulling out a map.

"What's the best security you got in this time period?" I asked, tilting my head at an awkward angle to look at the map.

"Uh… armed guards." I looked at him in surprise,

"That's it? No lasers? Traps? Nothing?" Everyone from Amestris was staring at me in confusion.

"So this is going to be a boring job. I hate boring jobs."

"Well you'll be up against armed guards… maybe some alchemists… besides it looks hard to even get in." The Colonel said, trying to save his time period from total humiliation. I shook my head in annoyance and grabbed the map, scanning it over quickly.

" Enter through the third story window on the back side, take this staircase," I said casually, tracing out my path, "Wait for the guards to pass here, then make a run for it to get to the main room, steal the artifact and…" I shrugged, "Get out." They stared at me but Krad decided to butt his opinion in,

"Don't take that staircase." I glared at him,

"I think I know what I'm doing. I'm the professional thief, you're just a cruddy hunter who never gets me." I taunted but he ignored me,

"They would guard the darker more secretive stairways better, go for this entrance and stairway." He pointed to the other side of the building,

"THAT'S THE MAIN ENTRANCE!" he shrugged,

"It's less expected." I glared at him and he glared back.

"Why don't you just go in here and take this stairway?" Al asked, pointing to something perfectly in the middle. I shrugged,

"I could get an anyway." Mustang stared at me,

"Than were you so opposed to Krad's idea?" I rolled my eyes,

"Because it was Krad's idea!" I said, as though it was obvious (which it was), "I don't trust anything he says." He shook his head in annoyance,

"Fine, so how do we get it out?"

"How big is it?" he frowned and shuffled through the papers, bringing out a hand drawn image of it,

"Ooh, she's beautiful." I said, surveying the work,

"Almost good enough to be a Hikari." I glanced at Krad in surprise,

"I'm not worried or anything, I'd love it if you caught some life threatening illness…but are you feeling okay? That is the second time you've agreed with me. That hasn't happened since…" I frowned, "Since we were first released." He didn't answer, which was even weirder but I shrugged it off, looking forward for a chance to steal.

"So when do we get there? When do I get to steal something again?" I asked, a little bit overly hyper.

"Tomorrow night if we hurry." I smiled,

"Yay! This is going to be great." Everyone (save Krad) inched away from me. Krad just slapped me,

"Stop being insane." I glowered at him,

"We're part of the same being technically, making you insane as well." He glared at me,

"Or we only have enough sanity for one of us and I got it." I barked out a laugh,

"Yah right! You? More sane then me?" I laughed more, "Hysterical! You seem to believe that injuring people continuously means you care for them! How does that make sense? !" He didn't appear to have a comeback for that so he just glared at me then turned and stalked away. I sighed,

"That was my easiest won fight ever. I wonder what's up with him…" I looked after him for a second before I got bored and turned back to the large pile of paper spread across the table, "So anything else I need to know about this? Snipers? Alchemists who can blend into the walls?" Mustang shook his head,

"No, I don't believe they have snipers and we don't know of any alchemic technique that allows you to blend into the walls." I nodded and surveyed the layout, this was still too easy.

A/N- Sorry it's a little shorter than usual but at least I updated it! PLEASE REVIEW AND I WILL UPDATE FASTER!