'Alright. It appears that the co-stars have calmed down.'
"I still can't belive you made a wall of full-grown Cannon Beetles aroun you." Doof said dryly.
'Who cares! The readers probably would have wanted to read about it!'
"Curse you Lichylichy."
"Happy Mothers Day everybody." Ferb says.
(? POV)
Ouch! Something was nibbling on my foot! I open my eyes to see something long and grey wrapped around my foot, and a mouth, filled to bursting with sharp teeth. Oh come on. I came to say sorry to those Phineas and Ferb guys, and look what happened. I grip my weapons harder.
"I'm going to carve you like a Christmas turkey!" I yell, as the creature's blood splatters my face.
(Ruby's POV)
I woke up on the bug's fat, yet somewhat soft exoskeleton. I look up. The bug was looking out at something. He pointed a finger (I think it was a finger.) at the site of a giagantic bulbear, chomping away at a group of fish. I don't know what made me do it. I grabbed my spare helmet, and I ran.
(Smiles POV)
I was bouncing around. I coul vaguely hear what sounded like a pinball game going, getting louder each time I hit the wall. Finally it was over, as I tripped. I get up in time to see O'Chunks shaking his butt, and then holding his hands up like he just got a game changing item.
"Hey Arms! I'm still awake over here!" I say, holding up another new pikmin. O'Chunks had gotten a frustrated look onn his face. This time, he punched into the ground, and he lifted out a huge boulder, like the ones that'd fall at you in Pikmin 2. In other words, an Onion sized boulder. Not good. And he was holding it with one hand! Uggh. The boulder is sent in my direction.
"Prepare for some serious hammage!" He yelled.
"What's hammage?" Olimar asked. O'Chunks seemed to consider what he just said. "Eh, make that damage." He seemed to continue thinking. He then stomped his foot on the ground in frustration, and charged.
(Snitchbug's POV)
(Translated into English. Some words may be replaced...)
I have never seen a human dodge like that. She had just run into the small alcove, a helmet filled with water and one of the Wogpoles, Wollywog spawn. This one was in stage four of its life cycle, turning its hue that they will change later in life. He was a light blue, meaning that it was a cave dwelling wogpole. However, this place was nowhere near any cave. It also was starting to grow a pair of hin legs. Back to the bulborb though. It was trying its best to try to get to us, trying to squeeze into the small alcove. Good luck with that! I barely fit. So, now its me, the one with the bowl, and the wogpole.
"Thank you." The little creature said, curling up in the helmet.
(Olimar POV)
O'Chunks was on the ground, nursing a broken arm and one of his legs were in ribbons. Not literally, but it wasn't a pretty sight. Wow. That was one of the most amazing fights I have ever seen.
"Ow! I'm chunked!" He yelled, falling to his good knee. "Me chunks... ye failed me. What kind of strange little girl are ye?"
"I am Dani Diablo, 2nd best reaper in the biz." She smirked.
"Don? That's an odd name, but I'll be sure to remember that." Dani falls on her face.
"No, my name is-"
"Listen ere Don. If ye din't look like a wee toddler I wouldn't ave gone so easy on ye." He somehow gets to his feet. "CHUNKS AWAY!" He yelled, and to my great shock (and disturbance.) He let out a great blast of flatulence, causing his whole body to be lifted off the ground, and rocketing into the air. A/N: In Super Paper Mario, that is exactly how O'Chunks runs away after you defeat him.
"Aw well. He was a big doofus anyway." The only person left without a name said. "But, now you have to face me! True Mimi come forth!" Her head tilted to the left, and then a cracking sound was heard, and her eyes grew large and black. Her head spun the opposite way... and did a 1260 in its socket. Her bow was now on top of her head, and it flashed red, before eight long legs pulled out of it. The body was now gone, and what was once Mimi's ears was now drooling mandibles.
"Mimimimimimi" The horrendous creature gargled, taking spindly steps in my direction. Me and Smiles readied our pikmin.
(Ruby's POV)
Finally, the giant black bulborb had left. Clutching the helmet containing the would-be snack and glanced out. I could see large rock creatures running around. And, disturbingly enough, one of the creatures squealed, and it layed an egg, blood and other things dripping from it. This same creature walked about five more feet, before laying another new egg, stained red. It made another egg, covered in what looks like very important insides. The creature's arms were now dragging on the ground, and it layed one last egg. I swear, there was something on the top of the egg that looked like a heart! Uggh. I couldn't contain it. I spilled my lunch. And then my breakfast. And then dinner. And then the lunch before that. And the breakfast before that. And after my second dinner, I finally managed to stop. I decided to ignore them, and walked out into the water, followed by the bug. After taking a quick glance at the dead body of throck beast, and hearing the squeals, I ran. As fast as my legs could carry me.
(Smiles POV)
Mimi was standing there, defeated.
"Ouchie! Meanies!" And she spun quickly, disappearing into thin air.
"Oh my. That wasn't in the schedule." The girl, Nastasia said, approaching us. "Kay, I guess then your appointment has been bumped up to two-thirty." She stepped forward.
(Ruby's POV)
(Are you starting to get upset with me skipping over the battle scenes? Well, too bad! You can't do anything about it! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! :) )
I was out in the water, followed by the fat-bug.
"Do you have a name?" I ask. The bug freezes in mid air, before flying over to a nearby island, gesturing to me to follow. I glance at the ground where he was writing. He may not be able to speak english, but he could spell. Bumbling Snitchbug 8. "Oh! So your name is Bumbling Snitchbug?" He shook his head. He began to draw a picture. There were five of him, and underneath was written Bumbling Snitchbugs. "Oh. So you don't have a name." The bug nodded, before flying in the direction that we had been previously heading. "Well, how about we give you one." The Snitchbug halted in mid-air, and then glanced curiously back at me.
(Smiles POV)
"Impossible... Losing wasn't on my agenda." Nastasia said, her glasses broke. Her eyes shone bright red. She adjusted the glasses. Dimentio walked up to her and they both disappeared with a ripple.
"I'm sorry about the whole Apocalypse incident." Dani said, before a skeletal hand appeared out of a portal and pulled her in.
"Well... I had no idea what happened there. Do you?" Olimar asked.
"Akuma's gotten a few more henchmen. And they will be back. They always will." With that I turn to the yellow sprout. During the battle, it had matured into a flower. Well, that was helpful, I guess. I pluck the pikmin, ignoring Olimar's fascination, and ran past the opened fire geysers. I set the yellow pikmin to work on the corpse of a shearwig.
(Ruby's POV)
"Devon? Sprig?" I continued, walking through the water near a giant yellow frog. The bug shook his head. "How about Swoop? Bugger?" More shakes.
"Grab? Throw?" More shakes. "Bludge?" The bug seems to consider it. FInally, after trying 73 names, the bug had finally nodded. "Alright, Bludge it is then."
Bludge appeared to see something, cause he made an excited chirping noise, pointing to something. "Huh?" I walk in the direction that he pointed at. There was a small island, surrounded by other small islands. I wade through the waist high water (thank goodness these suits are water-tight.) and I approach the middle island. There was something here! I approach the oddly colored mound. I reach out a hand to touch it. Without warning, what I originally believed to be a rock had a flower sticking out of the top of it.
(Smiles POV)
With the last two bodies of the wollywogs, the yellow population was at 37. Now all I needed was to find that blue onion, and I could grab the rest of the ship parts! Not today though. The sun was setting.
"I think we shoul head back." I say to Olimar. He nods, and we head back to the rocket. We blast off, the wollywog below wrapping a tongue around the ship. But, it didn't stand a chance against the Dolphin, even without all of its parts. Thankfully, the tongue turned to dust before too long, while the angry wollywog was screaming in pain far below.
(Ruby's POV)
Bludge had grabbed me by the back of the spacesuit, and pulled me into the air. The Onion lifted off after him, just as a group of odd looking blue-shelled creatures gathered underneath me. Bludge carried me to a huge, hollowed out, and most thankfully abandoned hole in a nearby tree. Looking down at the scene below me, I almost lost my lunch. Nearly a few hundred yards down, there were bulborbs eating bugs, while a floating creature was slurping the insides of a killed frog. I turned. It was just... nasty. I turn back to the Onion. We shall fix that tomorrow, won't we?
Day 3
Is it really only the third day on this planet? It seems like so much longer. Ruby, according to Smiles, was flown out of here, and I can only hope that she is safe. I have encountered several hideous creatures, that had their DNA horrendously altered by Akuma, who Smiles tells me is a vampire! So they aren't myths... Anyway, Akuma has apparently earned himself four new henchmen, each with a special power, which I shall now list. O'Chunks, Inhuman strength, as well as severe stupidity. Mimi, Shape-shifting. Nastasia, Mind control. Dimentio, unknown. All I hope is that we don't run into that group again.
Smiles Log, Day 3 on Distant Planet
Ruby was taken, and I can't seem to help thinking that it is all my fault. We managed on finding the yellow pikmin. That should help us a little. Anyway, there are possibly two more onions out there, depends on whether or not there is a white onion. Well, I'm tired and Bulbert has started chewing on this log, so I'm going to bed.
Dear Diary,
Day 3. I have managed to take shelter in a nearby tree. It is relatively warm and abandoned. I have managed to find an onion, but it has yet to expel a seed or turn its light on, so I assume that it is still getting used to being out of the ground. As for the outside color, I can't tell. Its too dark. I have also befriended a wogpole which i have decided to name Woggen, and a bumbling snitchbug, which has been named Bludge. With these two's help, maybe I coud survive yet.
Red Pikmin: 124
Purple Pikmin: 86
Yellow Pikmin: 37
Ship parts: 7/30
Mamuta
[Smiles notes]
The Smokey Progg never sees its mother, and I think that I have the reason. The Mamuta, being smaller than the eggs she lays, expels her insides as well as the egg. The eggs will actually grow bigger as it sucks in their mother's blood and grow stronger. The mamuta is a mother that literally gives her all for her children.
