The Angel and the Alchemist-

HELLO! Happy New years! (I am writing this at 12:11 am…or that's when I'm writing this sentence…) ANYWHO! While I was out for lunch I checked my email and found I had received a review…threatening my life…twice. So I decided I would write this…as soon as I could but I got distracted by TV and drawing so I'm only now getting to it. ENJOY IT and REVIEW!

Chapter 8-

The next day we were all forced to line up in front of the General, forced into order by our 'skills'…so I was placed next to Krad…Joy.

"Now, we are going to help you into Drachma by—" I zoned out, ignoring the general and focusing on planning on how to piss Krad off without calling to much attention to myself.

"You probably shouldn't do that Dark." Daisuke warned me silently.

"Do you have any ideas Dai?" I asked him, ignoring his question.

"Dark, I'm not going to give you ideas to make Krad angry." He sighed,

"—Dark! DARK!" I vaguely heard someone calling my name but I ignored them, now planning the theft.

"MOUSE!" I snapped out of my daze, glaring at Krad,

"How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that before you listen, Kraddykins?" I snarled at my other half. His eyes flashed dangerously and he drew a feather, I copied his movement but the mini blonde stepped in between us,

"NO FIGHTING!" he commanded, Krad and I glared down at him,

"I didn't know I listened to you." I said, smirking.

"Do you listen to anyone?" Ed asked me, Krad rolled his eyes,

"No." he said just as I answered:

"Yes."

"Who do you listen to Dark?" I laughed,

"Emiko, she can be scary when she wants to. It's Krad who listens to no one." Krad opened his mouth, glaring at me, "Unless if somehow benefits him." Krad glared at me but I turned away,

"Why was everyone trying to get my attention?" I asked casually, meeting all the glares aimed at me innocently.

"We were trying to explain how we were going to get you into the country." I nodded and looked at mustang,

"So are there even cameras around here?" He shook his head,

"No but there will be guards and they talk. Give intense details of every visitor that may be suspicious." I nodded slowly,

"Then I'm not going through the gate." I declared, not planning on explaining myself, waiting to watch people freak out.

"WHAT? You have to go! YOU'RE THE THIEF!" I smirked and let them continue to yell.

"Why would you not go?" Mustang snarled after about five minutes of useless yelling.

"Well I'm going, just not visibly."

Silence.

"WHAT?" Ed shouted. I snickered,

"Daisuke will."

"I will?" Daisuke asked, shock replacing that feeling of annoyance he'd been giving off for a while.

"Well of course, if I'm stealing you don't really expect me to show my beautiful face around." He sighed,

"Right, well at least I finally get to get out, I've been bored." I smirked,

"Now you know how I feel, Krad probably does too but I don't care."

"DARK!"

"Huh?" my eyes focused on the people in front of me,

"Who is Daisuke?" the general spoke up for the time.

"Oh, well you know how Krad and the blue haired kid, Satoshi are the same person?" she nodded and Krad glared at me (shocking), "Well Daisuke is my other half." She nodded calmly,

"You mean this doesn't shock you?" Ed gasped.

"With all that I've seen Elric this seems normal." I couldn't help but laugh as Ed and Al just collapsed until I was pushed. I yelped and almost fell over, but flipped and landed, glaring at Krad,

"Bastard." I hissed.

"Baka Kaito." He growled back,

"You need to think of better insults Kraddykins, that's all you ever call me." I chirped.

"I do not need to waste time thinking of childish insults for you Mouse." He said calmly and turned away, I just glared at his back then turned back to everyone else, who was watching us in slight amusement,

"What?" they all looked away except for the general who shot me a disapproving look before knocking her sword on the ground, drawing everyone's attention to her.

"You're heading out shortly, gather your possessions."

"We didn't bring anything right?" I asked curiously. Daisuke shook his head so I didn't go anywhere, actually, if I remember correctly none of us had any bags, so none of us moved.

"Okay then, everyone bundle up, the borderline gate is a little ways away." We all nodded, once again Krad and I didn't move, I was perfectly fine in my trench coat and Dai would be too, I'm not really to sure about Blue Boy but we'll work something out.

The general told us where to go and how to get through, especially since we have Military dogs with us. I still can't help but laugh at that, or picture Ed and Mustang as dogs. I think that Mustang would be a big Lab, stupid at sometimes yet obedient and strong. Ed on the other hand would undoubtedly be a yapping little terrier, small, annoying but never gives up.

"Am I understood?" she said loudly. I had no idea what she said but I saluted anyway, my smirk plastered to my face,

"YES MA'AM!" I shouted. Everyone around me sighed (or growled) at my antics but I don't care.

"Watch your mouth thief, I could get you locked up in an instant." The general growled. My smile widened,

"And I could get out just as quickly." The woman scoffed in annoyance and continued discussion with Mustang, something about disguises.

"If you need help with disguises I can help." I offered. Both officials glared at me,

"Why didn't you offer earlier?" Mustang asked, annoyance lacing his voice. I shrugged,

"I want paying attention." Ed groaned in annoyance, but I ignored him, "Who are you needing to disguise?" I asked nonchalantly, taking out a feather.

"Fullmetal and I, Alphonse as well if you could." Mustang explained. I nodded, trying to ignore Krad as he creepily watched every single move I made, and stepped towards Ed, who was closest to me.

"Hm… I can only change appearance, your height has to stay the same." I explained, noticing the thinly veiled hope in the short kid's eyes. He huffed in annoyance. I laughed and tapped the feather on his head, picturing what I wanted.

In a flash of blue-ish purple magic a totally different looking kid stood in Ed's place. This kid was the same height but had short brown hair and equally brown eyes, his skin was a little more tanned and all of his limbs appeared skin, though they were still metal. I nodded and turned to Mustang. He opened his mouth but I cut him off,

"I don't take suggestions." I said, smirking. With another flash a man with the same body structure as Mustang stood in his place, now with white-blonde hair and light blue eyes, a small scar around his right eye.

Next I turned to Alphonse, frowning and eyeing the suit of armor.

"You…my friend…will be one large dude." I said. Alphonse laughed awkwardly.

With another 'pretty' flash of light a very and I mean very large buff man stood in Alphonse's place, his black hair was spiked and his eyes were steel gray, much like how his armor was. I collapsed with a groan, using that much magic took it out of me.

"You okay Dai?" I asked my tamer, worried how the magic strained him.

"Yah, just a little tired." I nodded, that was to be expected.

"There, now you guys don't look anything like how you used to." I said before pushing myself back up to my feet.

"And by the way, if anyone was wondering Krad could do that exact same magic, he's just too much of an ass to help anyone." I said, gesturing to my silent other half. He scowled at me but I was to tired to care or respond.

"Well now that that's settled we should get going." Mustang said, his voice a little deeper.

We nodded and walked out.

About an hour later we were nearing the gates.

"Your turn Dai." I yawned, turning our body over to my tamer. He stretched, instantly feeling the cold under my jacket and shivered,

"Geez Dark! How were you warm in this thing?" I laughed,

"I don't notice heat or cold much." He grumbled and started walking forwards, easily catching up with the rest.

I yawned and, after a quick check to see that Krad was gone, fell asleep.

No one even blinked when Daisuke and Satoshi joined the group instead of Dark and Krad. Though Daisuke jumped when Envy randomly appeared by his side.

"Finally showed yourself huh Envy? Where've you been hiding?" Ed growled, glancing at the homunculus. He shrugged,

"I've been around, not that it matters to you pipsqueak." Ed leaned at the green haired man but just got a face full of snow.

"We're here." Mustang called, stopping right outside the gate.

"Passports." A large gruff man said. Everyone froze but Daisuke and Satoshi glanced at each

other.

"Dark wake up, I need your help." Daisuke called. I grumbled and did as he requested,

"What?" I growled.

"Passports." I blinked and nodded,

"Do you have the blank ones?" he nodded, patting the pocket of the jacket. I mutterd under my breath, focusing on the passports being filled with the right images and information, I made up a random one for Envy,

"Sorry bout this Dai." He shrugged,

"It's not that bad." I was even more tired now.

"Done." I managed before falling asleep.

Daisuke scrambled through the pockets, thankful Satoshi had started a mini argument about someone forgetting them to distract the officer.

"Found 'em!" the red head shouted, pulling out the fully filled out cards.

"At least one of us is functioning in the head." Satoshi said mildly, accepting his, Daisuke passed out the cards and held one behind him, where Envy had been hiding in the shadows, not knowing exactly what form to take.

After a brief snicker a tall teenager with black hair and a cruel smirk ambled out of the shadows.

"I find that surprising." He drawled.

"Oh shut it!" Ed snapped.

"Passports." The man repeated. All six of them handed over their passports, got it checked out and, after a check for weapons, were allowed through.

"Enjoy day." He said awkwardly, apparently he didn't not much Amestrian (A/N- I'm not exactly sure what language that would be…)

They all nodded and walked through the gates,

"Now to find an inn." Ed said, scanning the town they had entered.

Satoshi was silent for a few seconds before speaking up,

"According to Krad, who has apparently studied a map of this town, there's an inn on the other side of town…" more silence, "Two miles from here…on the main road." Everyone nodded and set off.

"We don't have any money do we?" Mustang asked randomly. Everyone patted their pockets, save Satoshi and Daisuke, and shook their heads.

"Niwa…" Daisuke groaned,

"Do I have to? I don't like stealing from people." He whined.

"It's either steal or we sleep on the streets."

"I never thought I'd be told to steal by a police commander." Daisuke muttered.

"I'LL DO IT!" I shouted out of nowhere, I woke up to Daisuke's annoyance, listening in happily.

"Of course you will Dark." He sighed. I smirked and Daisuke closed his eyes, picturing Risa. I took control and opened my eyes, smirking deviously.

"I'll be riiiight back." I sang.

I darted away only to trip and run into someone instantly. Ed laughed at me,

"Oh I'm so sorry!" I gasped innocently, snagging his wallet easily.

"Just watch it next time kid." He snapped I bowed, apologizing again.

He walked away, not noticing that he was now lacking a wallet.

"Smooth." Ed laughed. I just smirked and walked away, as soon as I got to a corner I turned, and ran into someone else.

"I'm so clumsy today!" I wailed, "I am so sorry ma'am!" she laughed,

"It's okay young man, no harm done." I bowed again, wallet safely up my sleeve, letting he walk away.

I few more trips around, running into three more people before I returned to the group. Ed, being an idiot, didn't get it and frowned at me,

"Are you feeling okay? Your eyes are purple…which means your Dark and what I know of you you don't act like that." I rolled my eyes and held out my five stolen wallets,

"I was pickpocketing them dumbo." I said,

"There, you can have your body back Dai." He accepted gratefully and tossed the wallets at Ed, he was never one to like this kind of stuff.

"Well ne have a good amount of money now." Mustang whistled, leafing through it.

We made it to the hotel alright and no one realized the money we were using was stolen and none of the people Dark robbed came running out of nowhere about to attack us, we signed in and got two different rooms. We decided that Mustang would stay with Satoshi and Envy (much to their displeasure) and I would stay with Ed and Al.

Before we got settled in everyone crowded around Ed, Al and I's room, brushing over the last minute details for the steal. Dark still hadn't woken up and from Hiwitari's relatively relaxed position Krad was asleep as well.

"So Krad, Dark and I are going?" Ed cleared up. Everyone nodded and I started to stir.

"We're going over the last minute details of the theft." Dasiuke explained.

"I still don't see why Ed and Krad have to come, Krad's going to somehow try and kill me and Ed's going to get in the way." I groaned.

"That's just what Bradley wanted." I mentally rolled my eyes,

"Since when do I ever listen to the government?"

"Since he could most likely kill you easily and we all want our own bodies back which would require you to listen to him?" I frowned,

"You know me well Dai." He laughed

"So I'm guessing our main thief is awake?" Mustang asked, egged on by Daisuke's silence. My tamer nodded,

"It's getting dark, time to get going." We all nodded, except for Satoshi and Envy. Envy just smirked evilly and Satoshi…well Satoshi did nothing…he's Satoshi.

"Let's steal us an artwork." I smirked, Dai allowing me to take over.

A/N- Hi! Sorry this took me so long and it wasn't very…comedic…I just wasn't really in the comedic mood so I shall 'make up' for it by saying the word comedic a lot and hope someone finds it…comedic. Also…don't kill me…I still have so much to do…so if I don't update for a while…threats are fine…just don't do something like oh I don't know: hack into the computer system, trace my email, find my house and stand over me with gunpoint watching me write the chapter or something. Okay? Thaaaanks….REVIEW!