Welcome back to another episode of The Price is Right!... I actually have no idea what that is. Seriously. I don't. Everyone just seems t say it. Anyway, what happened last time? I brought a giant snake with a rattle-gun hell-bent on destroying our heroes!... Sometimes I wonder. Am I all there? The answer is... NO! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
(Iris POV)
We were stuck in Misery's bedroom. Again. Because of the sun. Though, I was underground at the time. So... this was what it feels like... doing nothing.
"I can't take it! I-I'm going mad!" I yell, throwing my fists in the air. "How'd you even find Misery last time!"
"Iris! That's it! The storm reports! A weather anomaly!" Skull Boy yelled, running over to the radio. With a quick twist, the radio turned on.
"And in other news, a cold front is heading towards Gloomsville. This anomaly just simply appeared in Michigan, and is now heading towards Gloomsville."
"Gloomsville!" Everyon exclaims.
"That's what I said. Gloomsville." The radio responded before turning itself off.
"Wh-What do you think it means?" Frank asked.
"Well, who is close to Misery and makes the cold?" Scaredy Bat asked.
(Ruby's POV)
"So... this isn't real?" I ask.
"Oh no, I believe it's real. But it's also a videogame." He replied.
"That doesn't make much sense."
"Oh, nothing makes sense when you are friends with Phineas and Ferb. Did you know, that ever since they built a haunted house-"
"They built a haunted house?"
"Ran on static electricity. Lightning. Anyway." He said, getting back onto track. "There was a giant floating baby head that appeared basically in every great idea afterwards."
"Well, is he nice?"
"We assume so. He just floats there... Well, I think it's a he. It's a little hard to check."
"Huh." We walk in relative silence. "So... you're an-"
"Ex-criminal?"
"I was going to say inventor."
"Oh. That too. I built this!" He says, pulling out what looked like a handheld water pistol.
"Can you elaborate?"
"Oh. Well, this is an anti-gravity gun, allowing the user to make a short-term feild of gravity. It is more effective then the Earth's because its center of gravity is-"
"No no no! The ex-criminal bit."
"Oh. Well, it all started out in this place called Smiles Away Reformatory School. I was on "cooking duty" again. I used air quotes because kitchen duty was always my job. Anyway, I got a letter from-" He stops suddenly. His hair appears to stand up. "Eheheh." He giggled hysterically. "HAWK!" He yelled, pointing skyward. He then grabbed my hand and Bludge's and pulled us into a corner.
(Rattlesnake Jake's POV)
If I was human, then my face would probably be flushed red in anger and embarrassment. I can't believe that I fell for that. Of course, I'm even more surprised that he heard my gun being cocked from so far away. I slithered down to where they were not seconds ago.
"Come out, come out wherever you are." I call out, my tongue darting through the air, tasting for their trail.
"Hey! Does that hat take ten gallons?" I look skyward. Standing on the stump, with the sun highlighting his silhouette, was the boy from before. I try blinking away the sun that made him appear like a shadow. No luck there. I cock my gun, ready to shoot him full of lead. That was when the kid fell forward, two pairs of hands grabbing him. Now that the figure was away from the sun, I could see that it was just a grass weaved dummy. Very clever. But not clever enough.
"Oh no! Ruby, help me pull the dummy." The boy said.
"Sure thing Smiles. I'll help." I smile, my black tongue flicking out one more time before firing at the two holding the dummy. Something a thick red splattered all over the trunk, and limbs were sent flying.
(Olimar's POV)
I leapt up as I heard it. Gun fire. It has filled Hocotate, at times. Hocotate was no longer the beautiful planet it once was. Now, crime is rampant and disease spreads like wild fires on an oil-soaked plain. I poke my head out of the knothole and I see a huge snake, firing out of his tail at. Oh dear god no. I run over to the Dolphin, starting it up. I may not have my Guard Satellite or the Nova Blaster, but I was going to do something. I start it up, and I'm pulled into the air, follwed close behind by the Onions. The Onions landed on the ground, but I kept going. I was going to do the one thing the Dolphin can do at this point. I set the ship to the 15th gear, and floor it. Straight at the snake.
(Smiles POV)
He fell for the bait. Hook, line, and sinker. He stopped, glancing at his handy work. I give the signal to Bludge, who holds up two more puppets. It's amazing what one can do with grass and Cannon Beetle blood.
"Oh my." I say, making my voice sound like it was behind the stump. "You almost hit us."
"Yeah." I say, a perfect imitation of Ruby. "Good thing we have these puppets!" I say. Bludge was doing great, making the grass dummies appear like they were talking, and then with the sun behind him, the huge snake shouldn't be the wiser. I held the knife above the point where the snake's nerve that should lead to the gun at his tail should be, and I prepare to drop it. The snake slithers around again, so now the knife was positioned above the side of his chest. I almost let out a sigh, but hold it in. No noise. I quietly jump to a new branch and hold the knife above the nerve again. The snake ten feet underneath my location cocks his gun and fires. Into the bark, instead of the dummies. The bark smokes for a few seconds before splintering, revealing a swissed Bludge and a few more dummies.
"What?" He asked, confused. I drop from the tree and landed on the serpent's back, grabbing the gun and prepared to lop it off. The rattlesnake whipped its head around, its unearthly red eyes narrowing. "Let go of my gun." He hissed.
"Bite me!"
"If you insist." He opened his mouth, his fangs bared. He struck. And shreiked in agony.
"Maybe you should work on your aim." I say, hopping back into the tree.
"I'll kill you!" He cocks his gun and fires three shots. My knife swiped the air, and four clinks followed as bullet halves hit the ground. The snake was about to fire more, when something large hit him, and sent him flying. The Dolphin, now with a large dent in the Bowsprit, landed, spitting Olimar out. After that, everything blacked out.
(Olimar's POV)
I ran underneath Smiles as he fell out of the tree, blood spewing from a great wound in his side. I ran back to the Dolphin, followed by Ruby who was carrying Bludge.
(Smiles' POV)
I woke up. That's good. I was in a bed. There was a stack of papers on the bedside table. I reach out for them, wincing at the pain in my side.
Dear Smiles,
Hope you get better. Olimar says your in bad shape. I'm sorry that I can't be there with you. I miss you. Get better. And stay off your feet! I mean it!
-Addy
Hey Smiles. That, uh... that was quite the risk you did back there. Hope you get better.
-Phineas.
Think.
-Ferb
Hey, don't you go dying in me! I will make an inator to get you out! I will! So don't you die on me!
-Dr. D
A smile spreads across my face. Wait. There was one more.
Smiles, I hate to inform you, but that wound isn't going to heal anytime soon. We are now in orbit around the planet. You're... going to have to sit the rest of the days out. I'm sorry. You would have been a great help. Just write the instructions of what we're supposed to get and how on the back of this card. Sorry. Captain Olimar.
...Pulled out of the fight cause I was wounded. I sigh loudly. I hear a crinkle behind me. Huh? I reach behind my head and pull out... another a note.
Bludge is dead.
End of Day 6
Red Pikmin: 157
Purple Pikmin: 76
Yellow Pikmin: 163
Blue Pikmin: 295
Ship Parts: 17/30
